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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:06 pm

By now, the townsfolk probably wish they'd just left the necrophile alone.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:14 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:By now, the townsfolk probably wish they'd just left the necrophile alone.


Man must learn to control his urge to control things he has no knowledge about. So basically every fetish in the history of mankind.
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Postby Constaniana » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:20 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:By now, the townsfolk probably wish they'd just left the necrophile alone.

Well, they're getting their water inspected for free. There's a silver lining.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:23 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:By now, the townsfolk probably wish they'd just left the necrophile alone.

Well, they're getting their water inspected for free. There's a silver lining.

On the other hand, three competing governments have arisen in the past hour, all armed to the teeth, and the leader of one of them is attempting to burn the town down.
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Postby Constaniana » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:27 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Well, they're getting their water inspected for free. There's a silver lining.

On the other hand, three competing governments have arisen in the past hour, all armed to the teeth, and the leader of one of them is attempting to burn the town down.

This merely presents an opportunity for Dingleberry to show his greatness.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:54 pm

The Royal Army battalion will arrive in my next post.

I'll roll for everyone still in Sarjesh, to determine how (and if) you survive the attack. It'll be entirely separate from your action, so don't worry about it.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:03 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:The Royal Army battalion will arrive in my next post.

I'll roll for everyone still in Sarjesh, to determine how (and if) you survive the attack. It'll be entirely separate from your action, so don't worry about it.

Oh boy.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:The Royal Army battalion will arrive in my next post.

I'll roll for everyone still in Sarjesh, to determine how (and if) you survive the attack. It'll be entirely separate from your action, so don't worry about it.

Oh boy.

You fuckers got yourselves into this.
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Postby Ballycolumbia » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:06 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh boy.

You fuckers got yourselves into this.

Goddamn Communists!!!
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:06 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh boy.

You fuckers got yourselves into this.

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# went there....

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Postby Maureteco » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:08 pm

Is this adamantly closed?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:08 pm

Maureteco wrote:Is this adamantly closed?

Yes.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Maureteco » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Maureteco wrote:Is this adamantly closed?

Yes.

No petitions or sexual favors?
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:20 pm

Maureteco wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Yes.

No petitions or sexual favors?

No.
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Postby Maureteco » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:21 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Maureteco wrote:No petitions or sexual favors?

No.

I shall take my leave then. Thank you for replying.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:25 pm

Dammit Rup, Hyrien is in the future. I thought it was obvious. :P
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:28 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Dammit Rup, Hyrien is in the future. I thought it was obvious. :P


Maybe she hears a future battle.
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Postby Galnius » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:29 pm

I will be incredibly surprised if this goes well for Okil.
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Postby Ao Oni » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:36 pm

Not in this RP, but can I say that this RP is hilarious?
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:51 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Dammit Rup, Hyrien is in the future. I thought it was obvious. :P


Maybe she hears a future battle.

I like your thinking.

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I take full credit.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:18 pm

Don't I get +2 for the rhyming? I worked really hard on it! D:
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:20 pm

Olthar wrote:Don't I get +2 for the rhyming? I worked really hard on it! D:

For the necrophile? I already answered that one.

Right now everyone is in Camp Rathore. Because yeah, we might want to get the actual plot back into motion. :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:25 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:the actual plot

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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:32 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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