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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:If he can roll enough to convince people a corpse did it, I'll be impressed.


Obviously he must have done it while still alive. All our hero would have to do is dismember the corpse and plant it in the mayor's former place of residence. Lupus was planning on framing the bastard back when he was still alive.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rathore is still not proud of Craig, as Rathore is a libertarian.


Ayn Rand is disappointed.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:50 pm

You know, it's kinda fun writing my posts on rhyme. :p
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:51 pm

Olthar wrote:You know, it's kinda fun writing my posts on rhyme. :p


I should pay you to do one for me.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:54 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, it's kinda fun writing my posts on rhyme. :p


I should pay you to do one for me.

$2000.

I have bills to pay. :p


I don't even think that would be enough. ):
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:55 pm

Olthar wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
I should pay you to do one for me.

$2000.

I have bills to pay. :p


I don't even think that would be enough. ):


Would seven concubines do the trick?
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:56 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:$2000.

I have bills to pay. :p


I don't even think that would be enough. ):


Would seven concubines do the trick?

Concubines don't pay medical bills and college tuition.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:00 am

Olthar wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Would seven concubines do the trick?

Concubines don't pay medical bills and college tuition.


Ah damn it. Well, I wouldn't find seven concubines anyway.

Sorry to hear you're going through a rough time financially though. Hope you manage to pull through. :hug:
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:03 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:Concubines don't pay medical bills and college tuition.


Ah damn it. Well, I wouldn't find seven concubines anyway.

Sorry to hear you're going through a rough time financially though. Hope you manage to pull through. :hug:

Yeah. Being unemployeed for two months is a bitch.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:06 am

Olthar wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Ah damn it. Well, I wouldn't find seven concubines anyway.

Sorry to hear you're going through a rough time financially though. Hope you manage to pull through. :hug:

Yeah. Being unemployeed for two months is a bitch.


Well, at least you aren't using your time online to blame Obama.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:10 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yeah. Being unemployeed for two months is a bitch.


Well, at least you aren't using your time online to blame Obama.

No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:18 am

Olthar wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Well, at least you aren't using your time online to blame Obama.

No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.


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Postby The Grey Wolf » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:29 am

Olthar wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Well, at least you aren't using your time online to blame Obama.

No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.


In a perfect world where everything worked, medical bills and college tuition wouldn't be a problem. It has nothing to do with America bending over the poor folk and giving it to them like Deliverance.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:33 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.


In a perfect world where everything worked, medical bills and college tuition wouldn't be a problem. It has nothing to do with America bending over the poor folk and giving it to them like Deliverance.

Considering the level of wealth inequality is higher than it has ever been at any point in American history, I beg to differ. I pay more taxes than people earning a six figure income.
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Postby Galnius » Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:54 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.


In a perfect world where everything worked, medical bills and college tuition wouldn't be a problem. It has nothing to do with America bending over the poor folk and giving it to them like Deliverance.

You mean like Denmark?
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Postby Ballycolumbia » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:18 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Olthar wrote:No. I just blame the whole system. Both of those should be free, but this is Fuckthepoorica, so I get saddled with all the cost.


In a perfect world where everything worked, medical bills and college tuition wouldn't be a problem. It has nothing to do with America bending over the poor folk and giving it to them like Deliverance.

You mean medical cards and grants? Europa Superiority! :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:42 pm

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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

Yes.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

That's no doll. It's a body pillow.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:11 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

That's no doll. It's a body pillow.


An organic one?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

No.

A felt puppet.
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:12 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

That's no doll. It's a body pillow.


A body pillow of a body pillow.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:14 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Craig's most trusted advisor is a doll of his father that he carved.

That's no doll. It's a body pillow.

With many suspicious stains on it.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:14 pm

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:That's no doll. It's a body pillow.

With many suspicious stains on it.

This is now canon.
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Postby Galnius » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:15 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:With many suspicious stains on it.

This is now canon.

And that is spontaneous writing in a nutshell.
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