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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:45 pm

Olthar wrote:*Reads the IC thread*

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That necrophile has no reason to invest in life insurance. :p

If he dies, it becomes OK.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:45 pm

It'll probably take a socialist revolution and six years before that necrophile is dealt with.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:52 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:It'll probably take a socialist revolution and six years before that necrophile is dealt with.

Or five minutes and a catchy musical number if Dingleberry successfully acquires the pancakes.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:48 pm

I think we'll probably do everything but kill the necrophile.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think we'll probably do everything but kill the necrophile.

Though, someone will undoubtedly still try to get paid for it. *nods*
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:16 pm

I don't know anymore.
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think we'll probably do everything but kill the necrophile.


I strongly suspect the characters will fuck up this town more than the necrophilic ever could.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:21 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think we'll probably do everything but kill the necrophile.


I strongly sugges the characters willed up this town more than the necrophilic ever could.

Quick recap:

Rathore has two highly trained sons, Blisterwart is a rap god, Mofoyebach has died and ended up in a black void, Jim is drunk, Dingleberry is flirting with some lesbians, Lupus has tortured a troll hooker for weeks until she killed herself, and Craig has led a revolution and turned the town into a socialist city-state.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:29 pm

What are we, 3 turns in?
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What are we, 3 turns in?

Yeah.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:31 pm

Rathore is still not proud of Craig, as Rathore is a libertarian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Rupudska » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:33 pm

Dice RPs have a tendency to escalate at similar rates to a Gainax anime.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:33 pm

Rupudska wrote:Dice RPs have a tendency to escalate at similar rates to a Gainax anime.

I think you're up in EH.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Rupudska » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Dice RPs have a tendency to escalate at similar rates to a Gainax anime.

I think you're up in EH.


I think I am. I'll get a post soon. Internally debating whether Yuzuki should have a Lagann as well, or at least an indestructible bass.
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THE Strike Witches NationState
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MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:35 pm

Rup, what kind of coffin has enough room to let you sit up? :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:35 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Rup, what kind of coffin has enough room to let you sit up? :P

A comfortable one.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Rupudska » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:44 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Rup, what kind of coffin has enough room to let you sit up? :P


An extremely luxurious one.
A mausoleum.
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THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Ballycolumbia » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:19 pm

Did I accidentally just kill another RPer? 8)
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:09 pm

Ballycolumbia wrote:Did I accidentally just kill another RPer? 8)

Nah, he was dead already. His drinking killed him.
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Postby Ballycolumbia » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:13 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Ballycolumbia wrote:Did I accidentally just kill another RPer? 8)

Nah, he was dead already. His drinking killed him.

Oh....Ah well. I'm still going to say I killed him :P
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:13 pm

Rathore's new sons are incredibly sadistic psycopaths.

But they have pretty eyes.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:21 pm

I must say I find this rp... fun. In the strange, twisted Lovecraftian sense of fun.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:28 pm

The mayor is long dead.

Seriously, read everyone's roll. It helps.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:31 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:The mayor is long dead.

Seriously, read everyone's roll. It helps.


Even better. A perfect scapegoat.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:32 pm

If he can roll enough to convince people a corpse did it, I'll be impressed.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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