Darkness & Depravities OOC (Closed)

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm too lazy to bother figuring out what happened in this RP.

The main antagonist was a necrophile.

Craig launched a revolution using his America thong. Valormen crushed the revolution, kind of, while Rathore raised a Confederacy with the power of his dick. A Rabbit Republic was formed, and sent to Kansas. Winthrop built an army of wooden robots, and tried to eat Swift the Ebonics Unicorn. Ebonics were had. The Pancake Cross was formed. Some guy became High Lord of Fuckism, and had his manhood ripped off by the Prophet. Craig coerced witches into making him a shape-shifting potion, and tried to recruit Skullfucker to fight his father. Lesbian orgies were had. Altamont was nuked by Winthrop, using supplies from the True Pasta Vault. Kansas was invaded by Rathore, while he also invaded the Pancake Cross. Sarjesh was teleported to another dimension while Winthrop raised the Spire of Eternity and made Rathore an army of cyborgs to fight Joe Biden's USA. The universe destroyed that multiversal universe, and trapped Rathore in nothingness. Craig embarked on a side quest to help people of another Shelf. Rathore cut his way back into our universe with only his sword. Loki loomed ominously. More lesbian orgies were had.

Fuck that, I'm rebooting it.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Craig launched a revolution using his America thong. Valormen crushed the revolution, kind of, while Rathore raised a Confederacy with the power of his dick. A Rabbit Republic was formed, and sent to Kansas. Winthrop built an army of wooden robots, and tried to eat Swift the Ebonics Unicorn. Ebonics were had. The Pancake Cross was formed. Some guy became High Lord of Fuckism, and had his manhood ripped off by the Prophet. Craig coerced witches into making him a shape-shifting potion, and tried to recruit Skullfucker to fight his father. Lesbian orgies were had. Altamont was nuked by Winthrop, using supplies from the True Pasta Vault. Kansas was invaded by Rathore, while he also invaded the Pancake Cross. Sarjesh was teleported to another dimension while Winthrop raised the Spire of Eternity and made Rathore an army of cyborgs to fight Joe Biden's USA. The universe destroyed that multiversal universe, and trapped Rathore in nothingness. Craig embarked on a side quest to help people of another Shelf. Rathore cut his way back into our universe with only his sword. Loki loomed ominously. More lesbian orgies were had.

Fuck that, I'm rebooting it.

And ignore that wealth of background lore and characters?

You madman.

[Harkback Union]

Can I make a map for this?
I'm so full of Ideas after reading the OP.

[Nude East Ireland]

Can I make a map for this?
I'm so full of Ideas after reading the OP.

I'm making a map for the reboot.

Maps are my obsession, dammit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck that, I'm rebooting it.

And ignore that wealth of background lore and characters?

You madman.

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

[Harkback Union]

Can I make a map for this?
I'm so full of Ideas after reading the OP.

I'm making a map for the reboot.

Maps are my obsession, dammit.

NYET!
I already started making it!
In my head!
In fact its already complete!
Can we just use mine?
Please?

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm making a map for the reboot.

Maps are my obsession, dammit.

NYET!
I already started making it!
In my head!
In fact its already complete!
Can we just use mine?
Please?

I'm using a new setting, so sure.

[G-Tech Corporation]

And ignore that wealth of background lore and characters?

You madman.

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

Whereas I always just wave off Winthrop as fucked in the timestream, so that's just an easy fix.

Alternatively, the next RP could be on a different Shelf of the same world, an alternative Valormen. Where Xanatos is actually a chess grandmaster, not a plotter.

[Harkback Union]

NYET!
I already started making it!
In my head!
In fact its already complete!
Can we just use mine?
Please?

I'm using a new setting, so sure.

Actually, If you were serious about the part where you wanted to make the map yourself, do go ahead, I don't want to take away your crack.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And ignore that wealth of background lore and characters?

You madman.

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

Craig is along for the ride as Rathore's eternal punishment.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

Craig is along for the ride as Rathore's eternal punishment.

And Jesus wept.

[The Grey Wolf]

And ignore that wealth of background lore and characters?

You madman.

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

God of War II tells me where this is going.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I could bring in a depowered Rathore, refugee from his last universe.

The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My life behind
I dug some graves
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

God of War II tells me where this is going.

If the answer is anywhere but Rustin Cohle, I am not interested.

Kevin. Make the villain of the reboot Matthew McConaughey. By which I mean, make the temporary antagonist who is inevitably replaced by our own stupidity Matthew McConaughey.

[Nude East Ireland]

God of War II tells me where this is going.

If the answer is anywhere but Rustin Cohle, I am not interested.

Kevin. Make the villain of the reboot Matthew McConaughey. By which I mean, make the temporary antagonist who is inevitably replaced by our own stupidity Matthew McConaughey.

You're actually close.

Sort of.

[Nationstatelandsville]

If the answer is anywhere but Rustin Cohle, I am not interested.

Kevin. Make the villain of the reboot Matthew McConaughey. By which I mean, make the temporary antagonist who is inevitably replaced by our own stupidity Matthew McConaughey.

You're actually close.

Sort of.

Is it two Matthews?

[Nude East Ireland]

Yeah.