Darkness & Depravities OOC (Closed)

[Constaniana]

You have one turn remaining before he dies.

Also, you can make a new character.

Well, I remembered one of my skills was "magic," and have been saving it for something important. Was planning on trying to escape to another universe should the fight with Rathore not end well.

Welp. My plan of making Rathore's empire commit simultaneous suicide by making the rumored Twight VI premier mandatory to attend has gone down under.

You can use the magic to blow yourself up DBZ-style and slay the wounded Sexbomb, still decapitating the foul Confederacy's head. Or just heal yourself and get back to trying to stab her.

[Constaniana]

Well, I remembered one of my skills was "magic," and have been saving it for something important. Was planning on trying to escape to another universe should the fight with Rathore not end well.

Welp. My plan of making Rathore's empire commit simultaneous suicide by making the rumored Twight VI premier mandatory to attend has gone down under.

You can use the magic to blow yourself up DBZ-style and slay the wounded Sexbomb, still decapitating the foul Confederacy's head. Or just heal yourself and get back to trying to stab her.

I see you already did that. This is what I get for not reading the IC first.

[Olthar]

Well, I remembered one of my skills was "magic," and have been saving it for something important. Was planning on trying to escape to another universe should the fight with Rathore not end well.

Welp. My plan of making Rathore's empire commit simultaneous suicide by making the rumored Twight VI premier mandatory to attend has gone down under.

You can use the magic to blow yourself up DBZ-style and slay the wounded Sexbomb, still decapitating the foul Confederacy's head. Or just heal yourself and get back to trying to stab her.

Lupus! Use Selfdestruct! It's super-effective!

[The Grey Wolf]

You can use the magic to blow yourself up DBZ-style and slay the wounded Sexbomb, still decapitating the foul Confederacy's head. Or just heal yourself and get back to trying to stab her.

Lupus! Use Selfdestruct! It's super-effective!

I'm considering changing my action to self-destruct. Maybe if the healing buys him some time, he can self-destruct and take all of them down with him.

[The Grey Wolf]

You can use the magic to blow yourself up DBZ-style and slay the wounded Sexbomb, still decapitating the foul Confederacy's head. Or just heal yourself and get back to trying to stab her.

I see you already did that. This is what I get for not reading the IC first.

This should be fun (assuming he succeeds.)

[Galnius]

Yeah, my schedule has gone to hell, but I should be stabalizing within a week.

[Nude East Ireland]

Alright, going to post then.

[The Grey Wolf]

That was a pretty good death scene, NEI.

[Nude East Ireland]

That was a pretty good death scene, NEI.

I have had practice.

[The Grey Wolf]

That was a pretty good death scene, NEI.

I have had practice.

So I just create a new one now?

[Nude East Ireland]

I have had practice.

So I just create a new one now?

Pretty much.

[The Grey Wolf]

So I just create a new one now?

Pretty much.

Cue Lupus' long lost twin sister Lupa.

Will have app up in five minutes.

[The Grey Wolf]

Character Name: Lupa
Primary Skill: Charisma (using her fairly large chest.)
Secondary Skill: Stealth.
Third Skill: Cooking.
Personality: a sick twisted bitch that makes her brother look like a sane, healthy, moral individual. What more needs to be said?
Job: serial killer
Chosen Weapon: dual daggers
Chosen Armour: enchanted stealth robes

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And there was our first PC death.

[Olthar]

See? You should have just gone Vegeta on her ass and blown yourself up.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And there was our first PC death.

The crown is dawned; the courts are in upheaval; and the lion sits on the throne.

In other words - game on.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A lot of characters think short term, minute to minute.

Rathore does long term.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A lot of characters think short term, minute to minute.

Rathore does long term.

Craig does long term.

He just does it very poorly.

[Olthar]

A lot of characters think short term, minute to minute.

Rathore does long term.

Blisterwart doesn't even think in the short term. She just does whatever she feels like.

[The Grey Wolf]

I like to think at the end of this thread, the whole thing is revealed to be a porno.

In RL, Rathore is a sassy gay Indian, Craig is actually a successful businessman, Blisterwart is really a (human) fashion model, Lupus is a animal rights advocate, and Dingleberry is actually Tom Cruise.

[Constaniana]

I like to think at the end of this thread, the whole thing is revealed to be a porno.

In RL, Rathore is a sassy gay Indian, Craig is actually a successful businessman, Blisterwart is really a (human) fashion model, Lupus is a animal rights advocate, and Dingleberry is actually Tom Cruise.

I'm not tainting my Pancake Cross with Scientology rubbish.

[Constaniana]

Post other people, so we can get an update.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What the Mormon said.

[Nude East Ireland]

Shit's going to go down once more.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Is anyone else convinced Kevin's about to White Walker us?