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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed May 21, 2014 3:06 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So.

You need to post.

Oh.

My bad then.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed May 21, 2014 3:07 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:You need to post.

Oh.

My bad then.

It's all good.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed May 21, 2014 3:07 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You still didn't give me +3 on the last roll.

I'll give you a +6 on the next one.

Remember.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed May 21, 2014 3:26 pm

No more persuading the universe.

That's bullshit.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed May 21, 2014 3:34 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:No more persuading the universe.

That's bullshit.

Fine.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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The Grey Wolf
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Wed May 21, 2014 3:42 pm

NEI loves poetic justice. :lol:

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Postby Olthar » Wed May 21, 2014 6:28 pm

My musical number. :(
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 10:34 am

I double checked I posted before this nag.

So.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat May 24, 2014 10:41 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I double checked I posted before this nag.

So.

I'll get a post up today.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 12:33 pm

John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat May 24, 2014 12:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.

I know a guy named John Peters, actually.

He is not, unfortunately, a farmer.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 12:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.

I know a guy named John Peters, actually.

He is not, unfortunately, a farmer.

Make him one.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat May 24, 2014 12:47 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.

He complained about Skullfucker, which means he saw the Count in action.

His complaint is also what caused the mayor to hire the PCs, making John Peters, you know, the farmer, the catalyst for everything that has happened.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 12:48 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.

He complained about Skullfucker, which means he saw the Count in action.

His complaint is also what caused the mayor to hire the PCs, making John Peters, you know, the farmer, the catalyst for everything that has happened.

The fucker, this is all his fault.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat May 24, 2014 12:49 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Peters, you know, the farmer, has been around since the first post.

He's seen some shit.

He complained about Skullfucker, which means he saw the Count in action.

His complaint is also what caused the mayor to hire the PCs, making John Peters, you know, the farmer, the catalyst for everything that has happened.

Please.

We all know everything that has happened is the plot of the Mayor's daughter.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 12:49 pm

It's worth noting that Rathore has survived a shitload of stuff.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat May 24, 2014 12:50 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:the Mayor's daughter.

Heh.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Sat May 24, 2014 1:10 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:the Mayor's daughter.

Heh.


Must... resist... cheap sex joke. Must... be strong.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat May 24, 2014 1:12 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Heh.


Must... resist... cheap sex joke. Must... be strong.

Says the guy whose character has no dick.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Sat May 24, 2014 1:17 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Must... resist... cheap sex joke. Must... be strong.

Says the guy whose character has no dick.


Eh, he lost his dick in a fight. That's a manly way to be emasculated.

Also, since he's pretty much fucked in every way imaginable (well, not every way, unless Sexbomb Rathore is straddling him...) what happens next? I'm pretty sure he'll be dead.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 1:18 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Says the guy whose character has no dick.


Eh, he lost his dick in a fight. That's a manly way to be emasculated.

Also, since he's pretty much fucked in every way imaginable (well, not every way, unless Sexbomb Rathore is straddling him...) what happens next? I'm pretty sure he'll be dead.

You make a new character.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sat May 24, 2014 1:19 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Says the guy whose character has no dick.


Eh, he lost his dick in a fight. That's a manly way to be emasculated.

Also, since he's pretty much fucked in every way imaginable (well, not every way, unless Sexbomb Rathore is straddling him...) what happens next? I'm pretty sure he'll be dead.

You have one turn remaining before he dies.

Also, you can make a new character.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

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The Grey Wolf
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Sat May 24, 2014 1:27 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Eh, he lost his dick in a fight. That's a manly way to be emasculated.

Also, since he's pretty much fucked in every way imaginable (well, not every way, unless Sexbomb Rathore is straddling him...) what happens next? I'm pretty sure he'll be dead.

You have one turn remaining before he dies.

Also, you can make a new character.


Well, I remembered one of my skills was "magic," and have been saving it for something important. Was planning on trying to escape to another universe should the fight with Rathore not end well.

Welp. My plan of making Rathore's empire commit simultaneous suicide by making the rumored Twight VI premier mandatory to attend has gone down under.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 24, 2014 1:28 pm

Rathore is proud of his daughter.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Sat May 24, 2014 1:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rathore is proud of his daughter.


If this was Vikings, Rathore would be Aella and Lupus would be Ragnar. And we all know how that story ends...

Lupus still has seven progeny. Seven shitty rolls, at least one has to be good.

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