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G-Tech Corporation
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:56 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:I am despondent, for this is closed, and Winthrop shall not ride again upon the winds of time.

Mine you, he is a necrophilic fellow. Would probably just kill the other one to keep him off Winthrop's turf.

Probably best we keep it to one necrophile at a time. :P


But just think of the jealousy, the avarice.

The cheating.

The love triangles.

When a player goes inactive, Winthrop will be waiting.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:58 am

So does she bear my child or no?
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:00 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does she bear my child or no?

No.

But if you wanted to try again, you've got +2 sexual energy.
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Rupudska
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:29 am

Speaking of which you appear to have skipped over Hyrien's action.
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Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:31 am

Rupudska wrote:Speaking of which you appear to have skipped over Hyrien's action.

I know exactly what happened.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:33 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Speaking of which you appear to have skipped over Hyrien's action.

I know exactly what happened.

It's all good now.
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G-Tech Corporation
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:27 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does she bear my child or no?


This forced me to read the IC.

I almost died in a car accident.

Dick.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:32 am

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does she bear my child or no?


This forced me to read the IC.

I almost died in a car accident.

Dick.

Hey, that's your fault.
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G-Tech Corporation
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:43 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
This forced me to read the IC.

I almost died in a car accident.

Dick.

Hey, that's your fault.


This would be true. If I was driving.

Actually, I simply have a rather poor taxi driver.
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Postby Galnius » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:13 pm

Never mind.
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The Grey Wolf
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does she bear my child or no?


... *turns around and walks out of thread*
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:26 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does she bear my child or no?


... *turns around and walks out of thread*


You would not survive in EH.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:46 pm

Alright, time to post.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:50 pm

These children will be less of a disgrace than Craig is.

Craig will undoubtedly try to murder them.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:32 pm

Pregnancy: Video Game Style. :lol:

Also, I love how the babies are listed under "equipment."
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:47 pm

Veliki Srbistan wrote:Oh shit! How are we going to resolve this battle between the 2 drunkards?!

I'm going to roll some dice.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:48 pm

Olthar wrote:Also, I love how the babies are listed under "equipment."

You're welcome. ;)
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:51 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Also, I love how the babies are listed under "equipment."

You're welcome. ;)

Well, it fits. I mean, where the hell else are they supposed to go? :p
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:52 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:You're welcome. ;)

Well, it fits. I mean, where the hell else are they supposed to go? :p

*shrug*

The eagle went into "equipment".
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:56 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Well, it fits. I mean, where the hell else are they supposed to go? :p

*shrug*

The eagle went into "equipment".

Now that's just not right. If this were my RP, the eagle would be its own character with a stat sheet attached to Craig's.


lol :p
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:*shrug*

The eagle went into "equipment".

Now that's just not right. If this were my RP, the eagle would be its own character with a stat sheet attached to Craig's.


lol :p

If you were to read Abraham Fuckyeah's stat sheet, you would instantly become impregnated.

Abraham Fuckyeah is a woman.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:36 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Now that's just not right. If this were my RP, the eagle would be its own character with a stat sheet attached to Craig's.


lol :p

If you were to read Abraham Fuckyeah's stat sheet, you would instantly become impregnated.

Abraham Fuckyeah is a woman.

I would love to get impregnated by a woman! :3
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:37 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:If you were to read Abraham Fuckyeah's stat sheet, you would instantly become impregnated.

Abraham Fuckyeah is a woman.

I would love to get impregnated by a woman! :3

But an eagle?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:39 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:I would love to get impregnated by a woman! :3

But an eagle?

Our babies will be smart and beautiful. And winged.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:42 pm

*Reads the IC thread*

...

That necrophile has no reason to invest in life insurance. :p
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