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Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:43 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://triblive.com/news/allegheny/5779581-74/police-arrests-celebrations#axzz2wBSNp8jM

I found this page through a bizarre series of link followings, and I'm not sure how I got here, to be perfectly honest.

But here's a clear fact - Pittsburgh has a very exciting St. Patrick's Day.

We have special traffic signs set up and "checkpoints".

Khan, checkpoints.

What exactly even happens at St. Patrick's Day?

I thought you just wore green and avoided getting pinched.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:44 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.freshfruitportal.com/2014/03/13/pennsylvania-and-veracruz-consider-maritime-trade/?country=others

Nat, Zark. I feel I must tell you your states are aligning.

Huh.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:44 pm**

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.freshfruitportal.com/2014/03/13/pennsylvania-and-veracruz-consider-maritime-trade/?country=others

Nat, Zark. I feel I must tell you your states are aligning.

Huh.

I refuse to believe you two have nothing to do with this.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:45 pm**

"Of the 71 arrests, 21 were on the South Side, police said Sunday."

The South Side is a Pittsburgh within a Pittsburgh.

For the love of God, never go there.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:We have special traffic signs set up and "checkpoints".

Khan, checkpoints.

What exactly even happens at St. Patrick's Day?

I thought you just wore green and avoided getting pinched.

Drinking on a level that would make Bacchus envious.

And, remember - we're all Irish or German. When we drink, things get broken.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:47 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh#Demographics

"The five largest white ethnic groups in the city are German- (19.7%), Irish-(15.8%), Italian- (11.8%), Polish- (8.4%)."

So, there's Poles and Italians too.

64.8% of the population was White, 25.8% Black or African American, 0.2% American Indian and Alaska Native, 4.4% Asian, 0.3% Other and 2.3% mixed. 2.3% of Pittsburgh's population was of Hispanic or Latino origin of any race.

Huh. There are black people. And Asians.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:48 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh#Demographics

"The five largest white ethnic groups in the city are German- (19.7%), Irish-(15.8%), Italian- (11.8%), Polish- (8.4%)."

So, there's Poles and Italians too.

64.8% of the population was White, 25.8% Black or African American, 0.2% American Indian and Alaska Native, 4.4% Asian, 0.3% Other and 2.3% mixed. 2.3% of Pittsburgh's population was of Hispanic or Latino origin of any race.

Huh. There are black people. And Asians.

We keep them in the aforementioned South Side.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:51 pm**

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:52 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:53 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:54 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:55 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

Everyone would die.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:57 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

Constaniana wrote:I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

Everyone would die.

Wasn't that already the plan?

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:59 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:21 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

Hector.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:22 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

Hector.

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:23 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hector.

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:24 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

Hector faked his death and moved up north.

That... would be difficult.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:25 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hector faked his death and moved up north.

That... would be difficult.

Would you argue with this man?

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:30 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:That... would be difficult.

Would you argue with this man?

No.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:05 pm**

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:08 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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One of William's favourite pickup lines.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:09 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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One of William's favourite pickup lines.

You should work on a oneshot, like we had discussed.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:12 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:One of William's favourite pickup lines.

You should work on a oneshot, like we had discussed.

Aye. I'll try to get started on it tomorrow (well, technically later today), since I have a snow day, but I want to get another one of my ominous vague posts prepped for Elementals first.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:36 pm**

*drags tired old self into the brand new OOC thread*

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:37 pm**

Liriena wrote:*drags tired old self into the brand new OOC thread*

Watch Doctor Who.

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