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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:10 am

Agritum wrote:I once had Robert Baratheon have a bastard son from some courtier.

The son grew up to be a badass bald gay man with absurd moustaches, and who fucked Danaerys herself.

Which is what should have happened in the show.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:19 am

I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:23 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!

What year is it?
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:26 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!

What year is it?

1549.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:29 am

Things you don't notice when you're Spain - the Danish conquest of Norway (save Iceland) and the massive war they now wage with Switzerland.

Or the totally unprecedented Russian occupation of Lithuania and Poland.
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Sun May 11, 2014 11:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:29 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What year is it?

1549.

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:30 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Things you don't notice when you're Spain - the Danish conquest of Norway (save Iceland) and the massive war they now wage with Switzerland.

Or the totally unprecedented Russian occupation of Lithuania and Poland.

Oh, Russia has been formed?
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:35 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:1549.

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:36 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun May 11, 2014 11:37 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Importing of African spices and foods via Spanish colonisation has led to healthier eating in Europe.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:40 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?

Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:42 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?

Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.

Have Protestants popped up yet?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:45 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.

Have Protestants popped up yet?

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:46 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Have Protestants popped up yet?

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 11:48 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

Sweden did; the English are Reformed.

Hipsters.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:51 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

Sweden did; the English are Reformed.

Hipsters.

In my game, Hungary is the sole Reformed nation. And it's very fast at converting the provinces it captures.

Ireland once was divided between Reformed and Catholic, and had a civil war over the issue, where the Catholics came out on top.

Wales was briefly Reformed, but was taken over by England again before they could do anything.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun May 11, 2014 11:53 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:53 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun May 11, 2014 11:54 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.

My bad.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:55 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.

My bad.

People have died, Kevin.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun May 11, 2014 11:58 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:My bad.

People have died, Kevin.

I didn't see Jon say England was Reformed.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 11:59 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People have died, Kevin.

I didn't see Jon say England was Reformed.

I know, I'm just fucking with you.

You should update D&D, I think.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 12:00 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun May 11, 2014 12:01 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.

If your nation is formed only for Norfolk, you may as well just stop being a nation.

You should post a screenshot sometime.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 11, 2014 12:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.

If your nation is formed only for Norfolk, you may as well just stop being a nation.

You should post a screenshot sometime.

Oh, I'm sorry - they have London too.

On the other hand, Scotland fucking borders London, so you know something went wrong there. In two fucking directions.

Problem is, Scotland is already chumming it up with France, which is run by a hardly anti-Spain regency council. I need to seduce the young Louis XII somehow.

He's thirteen, so tits?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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