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Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:37 am**

"And if you have agoraphobia and you're like 'Fuck you Pat, you're a dick', why don't you come out and fight me?!"

- Pat

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:38 am**

Agritum wrote:Oh, UKIP.

Bloody boomin' Brussels Bureaucrats.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:39 am**

Agritum wrote:Oh, UKIP.

If that was the official UK flag, I wouldn't argue.

That looks fucking rad.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:40 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Oh, UKIP.

Bloody boomin' Brussels Bureaucrats.

In the EH timeline, Farage challenged the EU Commisioner to a celebrity death-match in the Tower of London.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:41 am**

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Bloody boomin' Brussels Bureaucrats.

In the EH timeline, Farage challenged the EU Commisioner to a celebrity death-match in the Tower of London.

Better than when the EU parliament had an actual fucking rap battle.

Which was depressing.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:47 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:In the EH timeline, Farage challenged the EU Commisioner to a celebrity death-match in the Tower of London.

Better than when the EU parliament had an actual fucking rap battle.

Which was depressing.

One time, John Paul II visited the Euro-Parliament.

A Northern Irish guy from the Unionist party called him the Antichrist, up until he was forcibly removed from the rooms by Archduke Otto of Austria, I shit you not.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:48 am**

Volunteer anyone I forgot.

I wasn't sure if Rup would want Yuzuki there.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:01 am**

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/m ... ench-dutch

Belgian domestic policy appears to be extreme passive aggression.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:04 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/may/09/belgium-flanders-wallonia-french-dutch

Belgian domestic policy appears to be extreme passive aggression.

Belgium is an interesting country which is criminally under-represented on P2TM

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:07 am**

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/may/09/belgium-flanders-wallonia-french-dutch

Belgian domestic policy appears to be extreme passive aggression.

Belgium is an interesting country which is criminally under-represented on P2TM

Most anglophones know little about it.

And it's not interesting in the sense of "Oh shit, people are being shot". It's interesting in the sense of "Fuck this weather, and fuck your language."

I'm sure Esty will back me on this.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:17 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Belgium is an interesting country which is criminally under-represented on P2TM

Most anglophones know little about it.

And it's not interesting in the sense of "Oh shit, people are being shot". It's interesting in the sense of "Fuck this weather, and fuck your language."

I'm sure Esty will back me on this.

It's fun.

At one point, Belgium was the UK's little mascot and iron reserve.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:29 am**

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Most anglophones know little about it.

And it's not interesting in the sense of "Oh shit, people are being shot". It's interesting in the sense of "Fuck this weather, and fuck your language."

I'm sure Esty will back me on this.

It's fun.

At one point, Belgium was the UK's little mascot and iron reserve.

Victoria 2 has taught me that much.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:33 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:It's fun.

At one point, Belgium was the UK's little mascot and iron reserve.

Victoria 2 has taught me that much.

I always imagine Belgium as some sort of cute blonde anime teen getting a boot smashed in the face by France and Prussia.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:35 am**

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:36 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:37 am**

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:38 am**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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My first thought - baby Walt.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:46 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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We needed the fishing spears to hunt lost Britons.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:49 am**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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We needed the fishing spears to hunt lost Britons.

I feel it's worth noting that Ireland in EU4 rules Eastern Canada (along with Castile, though they also own some of the Northern USA) as well as some of the Southeastern US. (Georgia, Northern Florida).

Though it seems they're losing badly in a war against Great Britain.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:50 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:We needed the fishing spears to hunt lost Britons.

I feel it's worth noting that Ireland in EU4 rules Eastern Canada (along with Castile, though they also own some of the Northern USA) as well as some of the Southeastern US. (Georgia, Northern Florida).

Though it seems they're losing badly in a war against Great Britain.

I'm about to begin EUIV again.

There will be a reckoning, limeys!

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:52 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel it's worth noting that Ireland in EU4 rules Eastern Canada (along with Castile, though they also own some of the Northern USA) as well as some of the Southeastern US. (Georgia, Northern Florida).

Though it seems they're losing badly in a war against Great Britain.

I'm about to begin EUIV again.

There will be a reckoning, limeys!

Go forth and conquer.

When you have time, you should also get CK2. It's harder to figure out how to play, but I think you in particular would have an immense, sadistic amount of joy in it.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:53 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'm about to begin EUIV again.

There will be a reckoning, limeys!

Go forth and conquer.

When you have time, you should also get CK2. It's harder to figure out how to play, but I think you in particular would have an immense, sadistic amount of joy in it.

I probably won't have time, really; not until the summer, at least, and I hope to have a job by then.

Because in case you weren't worried enough by the fact that I can legally drive in the state of Pennsylvania, I will also soon be in regular contact with a customer body.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:54 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:We needed the fishing spears to hunt lost Britons.

I feel it's worth noting that Ireland in EU4 rules Eastern Canada (along with Castile, though they also own some of the Northern USA) as well as some of the Southeastern US. (Georgia, Northern Florida).

Though it seems they're losing badly in a war against Great Britain.

There's a drunk on the throne.

Rather, a drunk more incompetent than the other drunks who've had the throne.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel it's worth noting that Ireland in EU4 rules Eastern Canada (along with Castile, though they also own some of the Northern USA) as well as some of the Southeastern US. (Georgia, Northern Florida).

Though it seems they're losing badly in a war against Great Britain.

I'm about to begin EUIV again.

There will be a reckoning, limeys!

All hail Juan the Conqueror, Emperor of Afro-Spain! o/

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:55 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Go forth and conquer.

When you have time, you should also get CK2. It's harder to figure out how to play, but I think you in particular would have an immense, sadistic amount of joy in it.

I probably won't have time, really; not until the summer, at least, and I hope to have a job by then.

Because in case you weren't worried enough by the fact that I can legally drive in the state of Pennsylvania, I will also soon be in regular contact with a customer body.

I hope to have destroyed Pennsylvania by then.

With the exceptions of Jackson Centre and Millibourne.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 10:59 am**

I once had Robert Baratheon have a bastard son from some courtier.

The son grew up to be a badass bald gay man with absurd moustaches, and who fucked Danaerys herself.

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