Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jim's wife: "Who is this?"

Jim: "The Devil."

(Jim to a praying man in Church)

"Can you do that outside? I'm trying to check out some of the ladies in here."

"Good thing that Messiah thing worked out. He built a shed for my cousin. What a piece of crap."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Man: "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Pope: "Easy, freak. I like to keep work at work."

Jim's wife: "Who is this?"

Jim: "The Devil."

Jim's the best.

[Nude East Ireland]

(Jim to a praying man in Church)

"Can you do that outside? I'm trying to check out some of the ladies in here."

"Good thing that Messiah thing worked out. He built a shed for my cousin. What a piece of crap."

"Thanks for the socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jim's wife: "Who is this?"

Jim: "The Devil."

Jim's the best.

"This guy's going to Hell in two religions. He's practically sprinting there."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

This may be one of the most stereotypically American products I have ever seen. If I was a kid, and you told me this was a thing, I would call bullshit on it because I could not even consider this idea.

[Nude East Ireland]

Jim Gaffigan: "Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer. You hillbilly, enjoy the next NASCAR event."

[Nude East Ireland]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

This may be one of the most stereotypically American products I have ever seen. If I was a kid, and you told me this was a thing, I would call bullshit on it because I could not even consider this idea.

I feel like I could die just looking at the thing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

This may be one of the most stereotypically American products I have ever seen. If I was a kid, and you told me this was a thing, I would call bullshit on it because I could not even consider this idea.

I feel like I could die just looking at the thing.

That's the usual response.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I feel like I could die just looking at the thing.

That's the usual response.

Does Patton Oswalt know this exists?

Because he needs to know.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's the usual response.

Does Patton Oswalt know this exists?

Because he needs to know.

I'm sure he does; it's on food channels a lot.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

This may be one of the most stereotypically American products I have ever seen. If I was a kid, and you told me this was a thing, I would call bullshit on it because I could not even consider this idea.

What.

What the hell.

Granted my shock is probably much lesser than yours but holy fuck.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Does Patton Oswalt know this exists?

Because he needs to know.

I'm sure he does; it's on food channels a lot.

You advertise this affront to God?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm sure he does; it's on food channels a lot.

You advertise this affront to God?

Not me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... nTheFallen

I'm going to hope I can find people interested in this game near my area. I'd like to play it again.

[Nude East Ireland]

Abbott and Costello are hilarious.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DemonTheFallen

I'm going to hope I can find people interested in this game near my area. I'd like to play it again.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... TheDescent

What do you guys think has a better story idea?

I've always preferred 'The Fallen' myself.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat and I appear to be writing Community fanfic through telegrams.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Abbott and Costello are hilarious.

We listened to a radio version of "Who's on First" in school a few years ago; they have good mechanics and I recognize the cleverness, but that particular gag's been replicated too many times to really stay funny.

Which is the problem with comedy.

[Nude East Ireland]

"Hey, why are you walking like that?"

"I was born on the side of a hill."

This is hilarious to me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DemonTheFallen

I'm going to hope I can find people interested in this game near my area. I'd like to play it again.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... TheDescent

What do you guys think has a better story idea?

I've always preferred 'The Fallen' myself.

"A subtle version serves to explain why the World of Darkness operates so strangely. The occult physics of the world require that weird shit must happen so that weirder shit can come into existence for the God-Machine's purposes. To generate three clockwork souls for a new project, a group of stigmatics must hold up a burning copy of last year's September issue of Vogue at a particular street corner. It's science."

This is something D and Daisuke can respect.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... TheDescent

What do you guys think has a better story idea?

I've always preferred 'The Fallen' myself.

"A subtle version serves to explain why the World of Darkness operates so strangely. The occult physics of the world require that weird shit must happen so that weirder shit can come into existence for the God-Machine's purposes. To generate three clockwork souls for a new project, a group of stigmatics must hold up a burning copy of last year's September issue of Vogue at a particular street corner. It's science."

This is something D and Daisuke can respect.

...I think that might actually be how the universe works.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DemonTheFallen

I'm going to hope I can find people interested in this game near my area. I'd like to play it again.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... TheDescent

What do you guys think has a better story idea?

I've always preferred 'The Fallen' myself.

I like The Descent because of the whole Matrix-y feel, personally.

Of course, I don't have any experience with either, I just read the pages. But, that's my opinion.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"A subtle version serves to explain why the World of Darkness operates so strangely. The occult physics of the world require that weird shit must happen so that weirder shit can come into existence for the God-Machine's purposes. To generate three clockwork souls for a new project, a group of stigmatics must hold up a burning copy of last year's September issue of Vogue at a particular street corner. It's science."

This is something D and Daisuke can respect.

...I think that might actually be how the universe works.

I actually think it could work.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/T ... TheDescent

What do you guys think has a better story idea?

I've always preferred 'The Fallen' myself.

I like The Descent because of the whole Matrix-y feel, personally.

Of course, I don't have any experience with either, I just read the pages. But, that's my opinion.

I'm reading the material, and I'm starting to warm back up to it.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm reading the material, and I'm starting to warm back up to it.

Ah.

Well, good luck with your quest for feeble souls.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm reading the material, and I'm starting to warm back up to it.

Ah.

Well, good luck with your quest for feeble souls.

Indeed.

The God-Machine is a lot like Leviathan.

Except, you know, angels instead of dragons.