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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:32 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have.

It's just four episodes where every second is utter beauty and hilarity.


That it is.

The scene with Maxwell in episode 3 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

And Alucard's letters to the Pope.

Dear Chief Replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.

Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!

Sincerely, Alucard

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:33 pm
by Nude East Ireland
Nationstatelandsville wrote:My Bottom is no longer recognizable as the original.

Your bottom hasn't been the same since the night we had in Tijuana.

Zark can vouch.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:47 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:00 pm
by Nationstatelandsville

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:01 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:02 pm
by Nationstatelandsville

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:05 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:06 pm
by Constaniana
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

And dysentery.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:06 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:15 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:16 pm
by Rupudska
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.


So were most educational games in the early days of computing.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:22 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.

Aziraphale is confused by this confusion.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:35 pm
by Constaniana
Khan, you might want to update the title explanation.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:41 pm
by G-Tech Corporation
This makes me feel like I should post in AD.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
G-Tech Corporation wrote:This makes me feel like I should post in AD.

Oh. Yeah. That exists.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:43 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
I go to watch one episode of House of Cards, then I post. Maybe.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:45 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.

G, you'll get a kick out of this guy.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:49 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:55 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Underwood is a magnificent bastard.

But he needs a weakness or two. If he keeps going on like this, it'll be dull.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:02 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.