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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:32 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have.

It's just four episodes where every second is utter beauty and hilarity.


That it is.

The scene with Maxwell in episode 3 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

And Alucard's letters to the Pope.

Dear Chief Replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.

Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!

Sincerely, Alucard
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:My Bottom is no longer recognizable as the original.

Your bottom hasn't been the same since the night we had in Tijuana.

Zark can vouch.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:42 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:47 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:59 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:00 pm

"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:01 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:02 pm

Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:05 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

And dysentery.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world.
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:15 pm

Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.


So were most educational games in the early days of computing.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
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which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.

Aziraphale is confused by this confusion.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:35 pm

Khan, you might want to update the title explanation.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world.
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:41 pm

This makes me feel like I should post in AD.
TG if you have questions about RP. If I don't know the answer, I know someone who does.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:41 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:This makes me feel like I should post in AD.

Oh. Yeah. That exists.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:43 pm

I go to watch one episode of House of Cards, then I post. Maybe.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.

G, you'll get a kick out of this guy.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:49 pm

The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:59 pm

Underwood is a magnificent bastard.

But he needs a weakness or two. If he keeps going on like this, it'll be dull.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:03 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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