Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sometimes the NPC's in Skyrim are so horrificly stupid. I was clearing out a cave of Hagravens, and came upon one that was standing in front of a cage, blasting her prisoner with fire. I dispatched the foul creature with ease, after which the imprisoned bandit begged me to set him free, offering to show me where the Hagravens kept valuable treasure. As soon as he was free, he demanded I give him all that I own or my life. Upon my refusal of his demands he decided to attack me, despite the fact that I was heavily armoured and wielding a greatsword, along with my battlemage manservant, whereas the bandit only had rags and a measly dagger.

Skyrim has extremely advanced AI.

But then you realise they're just 0s and 1s and thus can be idiots.

But they're good at simulating idiocy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

I'm going to find and kill Java.

Yes, I'm absolutely convinced Java is a living, breathing creature that dwells in a dark, wet cave somewhere.

[Constaniana]

Sometimes the NPC's in Skyrim are so horrificly stupid. I was clearing out a cave of Hagravens, and came upon one that was standing in front of a cage, blasting her prisoner with fire. I dispatched the foul creature with ease, after which the imprisoned bandit begged me to set him free, offering to show me where the Hagravens kept valuable treasure. As soon as he was free, he demanded I give him all that I own or my life. Upon my refusal of his demands he decided to attack me, despite the fact that I was heavily armoured and wielding a greatsword, along with my battlemage manservant, whereas the bandit only had rags and a measly dagger.

Skyrim has extremely advanced AI.

But then you realise they're just 0s and 1s and thus can be idiots.

But they're good at simulating idiocy.

And douchebaggery, with the Thalmor. I had another good laugh at their expense earlier. I was roaming the countryside after the Bandit Von Stupidson incident and ran into a Thalmor patrol. I got into a conversation with one of the pricks about whether all Thalmor are arrogant twats (they are), while the other two Elves continued walking on their official Thalmor business of being unlikeable, getting out of eyeshot. I started fighting their comrade when I confessed to Talos worship, swiftly dispatching him. After that, I caught up to the other Thalmor, striking up another conversation to interfere with their business, and the morons didn't notice their missing comrade at all.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

(Image)

I'm going to find and kill Java.

Yes, I'm absolutely convinced Java is a living, breathing creature that dwells in a dark, wet cave somewhere.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm going to find and kill Java.

Yes, I'm absolutely convinced Java is a living, breathing creature that dwells in a dark, wet cave somewhere.

Yes, actually.

Fuck you, Jonah Hill.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes, actually.

Fuck you, Jonah Hill.

Though that's outdated - we've completely transitioned to Python and C++.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Skyrim has extremely advanced AI.

But then you realise they're just 0s and 1s and thus can be idiots.

But they're good at simulating idiocy.

And douchebaggery, with the Thalmor. I had another good laugh at their expense earlier. I was roaming the countryside after the Bandit Von Stupidson incident and ran into a Thalmor patrol. I got into a conversation with one of the pricks about whether all Thalmor are arrogant twats (they are), while the other two Elves continued walking on their official Thalmor business of being unlikeable, getting out of eyeshot. I started fighting their comrade when I confessed to Talos worship, swiftly dispatching him. After that, I caught up to the other Thalmor, striking up another conversation to interfere with their business, and the morons didn't notice their missing comrade at all.

[Constaniana]

And douchebaggery, with the Thalmor. I had another good laugh at their expense earlier. I was roaming the countryside after the Bandit Von Stupidson incident and ran into a Thalmor patrol. I got into a conversation with one of the pricks about whether all Thalmor are arrogant twats (they are), while the other two Elves continued walking on their official Thalmor business of being unlikeable, getting out of eyeshot. I started fighting their comrade when I confessed to Talos worship, swiftly dispatching him. After that, I caught up to the other Thalmor, striking up another conversation to interfere with their business, and the morons didn't notice their missing comrade at all.

Truly they are testaments to the superiority of mer over men. They let me split them up and kill them easily as a trap to lure me into a false sense of confidence. *nods*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Truly they are testaments to the superiority of mer over men. They let me split them up and kill them easily as a trap to lure me into a false sense of confidence. *nods*

[Constaniana]

I'm amazed at how close Twitch was to losing to Red. All it would have taken was one more Sky Attack from Pidgeot.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm amazed at how close Twitch was to losing to Red. All it would have taken was one more Sky Attack from Pidgeot.

...

I have nothing against Pidgeot, but that sounds really anticlimatic.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm amazed at how close Twitch was to losing to Red. All it would have taken was one more Sky Attack from Pidgeot.

...

I have nothing against Pidgeot, but that sounds really anticlimatic.

I acquired a Pidgeot today.

Pidgey and etc. are badass.

[Constaniana]

I'm amazed at how close Twitch was to losing to Red. All it would have taken was one more Sky Attack from Pidgeot.

...

I have nothing against Pidgeot, but that sounds really anticlimatic.

Eh, I disagree. Sky Attack is pretty cool. The first turn consists of "Pidgeot is glowing", followed on the second turn by one of the most powerful flying type moves of all complete with the classic "laser blowing you and your house up" sound effect the old games had.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...

I have nothing against Pidgeot, but that sounds really anticlimatic.

Eh, I disagree. Sky Attack is pretty cool. The first turn consists of "Pidgeot is glowing", followed on the second turn by one of the most powerful flying type moves of all complete with the classic "laser blowing you and your house up" sound effect the old games had.

Nonesense.

Clearly, the game should have ended with a Tackle.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Eh, I disagree. Sky Attack is pretty cool. The first turn consists of "Pidgeot is glowing", followed on the second turn by one of the most powerful flying type moves of all complete with the classic "laser blowing you and your house up" sound effect the old games had.

Nonesense.

Clearly, the game should have ended with a Tackle.

About half of my Pokemon still know Tackle, at level 35 in the Saffron Gym.

Because I get a perverse joy from finishing off a Pokemon in the red like that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Eh, I disagree. Sky Attack is pretty cool. The first turn consists of "Pidgeot is glowing", followed on the second turn by one of the most powerful flying type moves of all complete with the classic "laser blowing you and your house up" sound effect the old games had.

Nonesense.

Clearly, the game should have ended with a Tackle.

Or Splash.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Ankh Mauta RMB is now my literary discussion area.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Ankh Mauta RMB is now my literary discussion area.

Literary bitching area, more like.

To be fair, though, most of my thoughts on literature boil down to "That thing was cool!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Ankh Mauta RMB is now my literary discussion area.

Literary bitching area, more like.

To be fair, though, most of my thoughts on literature boil down to "That thing was cool!"

These are my thoughts when I read good literature.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Nonesense.

Clearly, the game should have ended with a Tackle.

Or Splash.

Reminds me of an interactive parody. You have a Vergachu and you have to fight a flower thing. It was fun. There was this utterly useless attack (Ear strike) where Vergachu took a bag of ear-shaped cookies and tossed one at the flower thing.

Naturally, all of our efforts were directed towards finishing it off with that one attack.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Links to IC?

I won't post yet nor for several hours. But it's good to have it in one place.

Agri, I'll read deeper on your Naples app later.

IC.

And I'll add your Naica thing soon, Zark.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Links to IC?

I won't post yet nor for several hours. But it's good to have it in one place.

Agri, I'll read deeper on your Naples app later.

IC.

And I'll add your Naica thing soon, Zark.

Alright.

It's in the state of Chihuahua, if you need the info.

Want me to dig links, then?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

IC.

And I'll add your Naica thing soon, Zark.

Alright.

It's in the state of Chihuahua, if you need the info.

Want me to dig links, then?

Yes.

Also, Chihuahua. Isn't that a dog?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Alright.

It's in the state of Chihuahua, if you need the info.

Want me to dig links, then?

Yes.

Also, Chihuahua. Isn't that a dog?

Yeah.

It's also a state.

And I think it's one of those states whose capital has the same name, but I'm not sure.