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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:31 am
by Nude East Ireland
"No one else can narrate this story; for I alone saw it happen."

This must be the same man who told me about English monarchs.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:32 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Nude East Ireland wrote:"No one else can narrate this story; for I alone saw it happen."

This must be the same man who told me about English monarchs.

This man may never die, but God, he wants to.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:45 am
by Nude East Ireland
This court announcer has an amazing voice.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:52 am
by Nude East Ireland
I've spent the last fifteen minutes learning about the big-dick badass that was Emperor Bharata. Now we're just going to move to another story without saying what happened to him?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:56 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:I've spent the last fifteen minutes learning about the big-dick badass that was Emperor Bharata. Now we're just going to move to another story without saying what happened to him?

There are a ton of characters.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:58 am
by Nude East Ireland
"It seems that a deer-eyed woman has made me her victim."

"IT'S MOST UNFORTUNATE."

I shit you not, that is how the subtitles are written. Which makes this conversation hilarious.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:06 am
by Constaniana
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Irishman.

Well, I did get past the Stuarts.

Today will be half India, half Elementals.

Ha! I'm significant!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:07 am
by Nude East Ireland
Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Well, I did get past the Stuarts.

Today will be half India, half Elementals.

Ha! I'm significant!

:hug:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:08 am
by Constaniana
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Ha! I'm significant!

:hug:

:hug:

Now to wash the Guinness off.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:08 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:"It seems that a deer-eyed woman has made me her victim."

"IT'S MOST UNFORTUNATE."

I shit you not, that is how the subtitles are written. Which makes this conversation hilarious.

:lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:22 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
NEI now sees the importance of honour in India.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:30 am
by Nude East Ireland
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:NEI now sees the importance of honour in India.

Promises are incredibly binding in India.

Never make a promise that could cause your dynasty to collapse.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:30 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Just finished Valar Morghulis.

Image

Sweet fucking Lord.


Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:NEI now sees the importance of honour in India.

Promises are incredibly binding in India.

Never make a promise that could cause your dynasty to collapse.

Which, in India, is most any promise.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:36 am
by Nude East Ireland
The amount of information I've soaked up in the past 24 hours would have made a normal man's head explode.

Six hundred years of England's monarchial history, the stories of Emperor Bharata and King Shantanu, and the Elementals OP.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:37 am
by Astrolinium
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Valar Morghulis.


Valar Dohaeris.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:49 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:The amount of information I've soaked up in the past 24 hours would have made a normal man's head explode.

Six hundred years of England's monarchial history, the stories of Emperor Bharata and King Shantanu, and the Elementals OP.

What part of the show are you on?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:50 am
by Nude East Ireland
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:The amount of information I've soaked up in the past 24 hours would have made a normal man's head explode.

Six hundred years of England's monarchial history, the stories of Emperor Bharata and King Shantanu, and the Elementals OP.

What part of the show are you on?

Episode 2. I'm taking a break.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:55 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What part of the show are you on?

Episode 2. I'm taking a break.

Thoughts so far?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:56 am
by Nude East Ireland
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Episode 2. I'm taking a break.

Thoughts so far?

India is fucking mental.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:59 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Thoughts so far?

India is fucking mental.

Whatever gave you that idea?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:01 am
by Nude East Ireland
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:India is fucking mental.

Whatever gave you that idea?

The woman who walked on a river, married the king, and then drowned the royal children whilst the king stood helpless because he promised never to question her.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:02 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Whatever gave you that idea?

The woman who walked on a river, married the king, and then drowned the royal children whilst the king stood helpless because he promised never to question her.

So, Sunday?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:04 am
by The Tiger Kingdom
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Whatever gave you that idea?

The woman who walked on a river, married the king, and then drowned the royal children whilst the king stood helpless because he promised never to question her.

The king married my ex-wife too?!
*waits for canned laughter, rimshot*

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:10 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:The woman who walked on a river, married the king, and then drowned the royal children whilst the king stood helpless because he promised never to question her.

The king married my ex-wife too?!
*waits for canned laughter, rimshot*

*silence*

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:11 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Whatever gave you that idea?

The woman who walked on a river, married the king, and then drowned the royal children whilst the king stood helpless because he promised never to question her.

It's worth noting that he's watching the TV version of a very important religious text.

The TV show tones stuff down.