Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie
Arrange a bloody tie!
Klinsmann, you stupid bastard!
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by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:00 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie
Arrange a bloody tie!

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:02 am
The "reason they call it the 'Group of Death,' " Klinsmann said, "[is] because we're in it, too."

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:03 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie
Arrange a bloody tie!
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:05 am
Constaniana wrote:
The Kangaroo death squads are en route.Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie
Arrange a bloody tie!
Well, it's not like he's going to come out and say "Yes, we've agreed to let each team score a goal and then talk about beer for the remaining 85 minutes."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:10 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The "reason they call it the 'Group of Death,' " Klinsmann said, "[is] because we're in it, too."
OK, that's badass.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:13 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Constaniana wrote:The Kangaroo death squads are en route.
Well, it's not like he's going to come out and say "Yes, we've agreed to let each team score a goal and then talk about beer for the remaining 85 minutes."
"And by 'talk about beer', I mean 'poison the Brazilians'."
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:17 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Liecthenbourg » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:17 am

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:18 am

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:18 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:26 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:28 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:30 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 am
Rupudska wrote:Cons, you're fired.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Liecthenbourg » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 am
Rupudska wrote:Cons, you're fired.

by Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:42 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:43 am
Rupudska wrote:Cons, your kangaroos just defected.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:52 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.
America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:00 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Astrolinium » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:01 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.
America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:07 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:09 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:10 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:10 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
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