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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:00 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie

Arrange a bloody tie!

Klinsmann, you stupid bastard!
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:02 am

The "reason they call it the 'Group of Death,' " Klinsmann said, "[is] because we're in it, too."


OK, that's badass.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:03 am

Rupudska wrote:Cons, the Spaniards are winning.

Stop this.

The Kangaroo death squads are en route.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie

Arrange a bloody tie!

Well, it's not like he's going to come out and say "Yes, we've agreed to let each team score a goal and then talk about beer for the remaining 85 minutes."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:05 am

Constaniana wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Cons, the Spaniards are winning.

Stop this.

The Kangaroo death squads are en route.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5833264/jurgen-klinsmann-usa-germany-arranged-tie

Arrange a bloody tie!

Well, it's not like he's going to come out and say "Yes, we've agreed to let each team score a goal and then talk about beer for the remaining 85 minutes."

"And by 'talk about beer', I mean 'poison the Brazilians'."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:10 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The "reason they call it the 'Group of Death,' " Klinsmann said, "[is] because we're in it, too."


OK, that's badass.

It's his first lines in the Andorran Wars.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:13 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:The Kangaroo death squads are en route.

Well, it's not like he's going to come out and say "Yes, we've agreed to let each team score a goal and then talk about beer for the remaining 85 minutes."

"And by 'talk about beer', I mean 'poison the Brazilians'."

By giving them Budweiser.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:17 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"And by 'talk about beer', I mean 'poison the Brazilians'."

By giving them Budweiser.

*Bud Light
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Postby Liecthenbourg » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:17 am

Constaniana wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:Yep.


I wake up and salute to this daily.

You are my crocodile-faced soulmate.

Good to know. :lol:

What are the current results of Spain vs Australia?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:18 am

Rupudska wrote:
Constaniana wrote:By giving them Budweiser.

*Bud Light

All Budwesier turns to Bud Lite in their cups, as punishment.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:18 am

Rupudska wrote:
Constaniana wrote:By giving them Budweiser.

*Bud Light

All the Yankee urine names blend together after a while.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:26 am

It's remarkable, really.

America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.
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Postby Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:28 am

Cons, you're fired.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:30 am

Constaniana wrote:
Rupudska wrote:*Bud Light

All the Yankee urine names blend together after a while.


Bud Light is the result of drinking the fermented horsepiss that is Budweiser and then fermenting the resultant human piss.
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MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 am

Rupudska wrote:Cons, you're fired.

Blasted Spaniard cheats.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Liecthenbourg » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 am

Rupudska wrote:Cons, you're fired.

You should have hired me.
I could've attacked the strategically important city, town shanty town of La Linea de la Concepcion thus undermining Spanish Morale.
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The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:42 am

Cons, your kangaroos just defected.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:43 am

Rupudska wrote:Cons, your kangaroos just defected.

I bet they're the traitorous sort that advocate an Australian republic.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:52 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.

America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.

We effectively won - the chances of them moving on are so small as to be nil.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:00 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.

America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.

We effectively won - the chances of them moving on are so small as to be nil.

England has better chances of moving on than Portugal.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:01 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.

America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.


If we win this bitch, you all have to start calling it soccer.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:07 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable, really.

America was seconds away from beating a football superpower yesterday. Seconds.


If we win this bitch, you all have to start calling it soccer.

I like this plan.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:07 pm

Ankh Mauta is in a cordial religious debate.

I'm worried.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh Mauta is in a cordial religious debate.

I'm worried.

So, instead, you've come here - for an enraged soccer debate.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh Mauta is in a cordial religious debate.

I'm worried.

So, instead, you've come here - for an enraged soccer debate.

I can understand that.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh Mauta is in a cordial religious debate.

I'm worried.

Yet another thing I helped start that worries you. :)
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Kudos.

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