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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:08 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle- ... e-truth-to
However, this is one of my general favourites, due to the fact it has a Russian man nailing his testicles to Red Square.
"He said that it was a metaphor for apathy in Russia...he might have intended it to be a metaphor for apathy, but that is the single least apathetic thing that has happened in humanity."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:13 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So, Jon, thoughts on this podcast?

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:14 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:14 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:16 pm
Andy: It’s been awfully sweary on The Bugle recently. I don’t know why that is. Chris, any suggestions?
Chris: Maybe you just need to listen to the words of the Pope.
Andy: What did he say? ‘Don’t fucking swear’?
Chris: Right, that’s now 12 ‘fucks’ and 1 ‘cunt’ today. Actually now I’ve said that that’s 13 -2.
Andy: 12 fucks, 1 cunt. That’s pretty much the Jewish attitude to the new testament isn’t it?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:22 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I actually think that by giving Jon access to the Bugle, I have created something I can no longer control.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:23 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:37 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-251-nailing-the-truth-to
However, this is one of my general favourites, due to the fact it has a Russian man nailing his testicles to Red Square.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:41 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:44 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I just don't see how he could say all that and then add the words 'and therefore I've nailed my scrotum to a place of historical significance'."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:46 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:52 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-254-christmas-special/s-BHUbo
Start at 22:50 to hear the greatest Christmas story ever.
I don't give a shit what you're doing - you listen to this now.
"Fucking shitbags," screamed the President, "This is the worst Christmas ever!"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:02 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-254-christmas-special/s-BHUbo
Start at 22:50 to hear the greatest Christmas story ever.
I don't give a shit what you're doing - you listen to this now.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:40 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:41 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Khan asked me to write review of The Bugle.
I will simply state that they managed to use the word "fuck" forty times while defending the Grinch against charges of rape levied by a group of drunken Santa Clauses.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:03 am
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