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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:On Google Cars; "I cannot see this taking off with London drivers unless there's a button that makes the car drive like an absolute cock."

I do love their commentary on Juan Carlos and his penis.

Juan Carlos's penis is important.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle- ... e-truth-to

However, this is one of my general favourites, due to the fact it has a Russian man nailing his testicles to Red Square.

"He said that it was a metaphor for apathy in Russia...he might have intended it to be a metaphor for apathy, but that is the single least apathetic thing that has happened in humanity."

When you finish your current Bugle, Nat.
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Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"He said that it was a metaphor for apathy in Russia...he might have intended it to be a metaphor for apathy, but that is the single least apathetic thing that has happened in humanity."

When you finish your current Bugle, Nat.

Damn you.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I do love their commentary on Juan Carlos and his penis.

Juan Carlos's penis is important.

"He lived his life as though his penis was immune to prosecution."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:09 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:When you finish your current Bugle, Nat.

Damn you.

"Russia, you must modernise, or you will end up like me, with your economic testicles nailed to the road."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:12 pm

So, Jon, thoughts on this podcast?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So, Jon, thoughts on this podcast?

I'm concerned for Andy's mental health.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:14 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So, Jon, thoughts on this podcast?

I'm concerned for Andy's mental health.

Oh, you haven't even seen the bullshit he can spew out.

This man is a Classics major. He studied at Oxford.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:14 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'm concerned for Andy's mental health.

Oh, you haven't even seen the bullshit he can spew out.

This man is a Classics major. He studied at Oxford.

I think I'm in love.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh, you haven't even seen the bullshit he can spew out.

This man is a Classics major. He studied at Oxford.

I think I'm in love.

He does not abide by good nor evil. He abides only by bullshit.

Andy: It’s been awfully sweary on The Bugle recently. I don’t know why that is. Chris, any suggestions?

Chris: Maybe you just need to listen to the words of the Pope.

Andy: What did he say? ‘Don’t fucking swear’?

Chris: Right, that’s now 12 ‘fucks’ and 1 ‘cunt’ today. Actually now I’ve said that that’s 13 -2.

Andy: 12 fucks, 1 cunt. That’s pretty much the Jewish attitude to the new testament isn’t it?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:19 pm

"John Lennon wrote "I Am the Walrus" shortly after seeing one of Andy and John's gigs in London. The sheer brilliance of the performance simply drove him mad and he wrote the song before returning to sanity. In the song, Andy is the Eggman and John is the Walrus. If you listen to the song with this knowledge, the whole thing makes total sense."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:20 pm

I actually think that by giving Jon access to the Bugle, I have created something I can no longer control.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I actually think that by giving Jon access to the Bugle, I have created something I can no longer control.

No; but with SoundCloud now I can listen to Big Finish.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:23 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I actually think that by giving Jon access to the Bugle, I have created something I can no longer control.

No; but with SoundCloud now I can listen to Big Finish.

The combination of the Bugle and Big Finish may have done it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:37 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-251-nailing-the-truth-to

However, this is one of my general favourites, due to the fact it has a Russian man nailing his testicles to Red Square.

This is tagged "#wang".
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:41 pm

"I just don't see how he could say all that and then add the words 'and therefore I've nailed my scrotum to a place of historical significance'."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:44 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I just don't see how he could say all that and then add the words 'and therefore I've nailed my scrotum to a place of historical significance'."

This is the Russian mindset.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I just don't see how he could say all that and then add the words 'and therefore I've nailed my scrotum to a place of historical significance'."

This is the Russian mindset.

"The idea is, of course, that if you, as a human, can eat eggs, you should be prepared to shove a chicken up your plinkster."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:46 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-251-nailing-the-truth-to

However, this is one of my general favourites, due to the fact it has a Russian man nailing his testicles to Red Square.

This is tagged "#wang".

Accurate tag, I'd say.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:52 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-254-christmas-special/s-BHUbo

Start at 22:50 to hear the greatest Christmas story ever.

I don't give a shit what you're doing - you listen to this now.

"Fucking shitbags," screamed the President, "This is the worst Christmas ever!"

Oh Jon...
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugle-254-christmas-special/s-BHUbo

Start at 22:50 to hear the greatest Christmas story ever.

I don't give a shit what you're doing - you listen to this now.

But seriously.

This is the fucking best.

I am going to play this to Arjun every Christmas.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:40 pm

Khan asked me to write review of The Bugle.

I will simply state that they managed to use the word "fuck" forty times while defending the Grinch against charges of rape levied by a group of drunken Santa Clauses.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:41 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Khan asked me to write review of The Bugle.

I will simply state that they managed to use the word "fuck" forty times while defending the Grinch against charges of rape levied by a group of drunken Santa Clauses.

This is the greatest compliment Nat is capable of giving.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:46 pm

Also, it's worth noting Andy is a glorious man.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:03 am

Every Power Rangers theme song is awesome.

Well, most of them. I've only listened to a few.
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