Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Indeed.

Zarniwoop was less thrilled, but meh.

Zarniwoop's actions inadvertently cause a lot of bullshit down the line, in retrospect.

I wouldn't know. I've yet to tread down that line.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Zarniwoop's actions inadvertently cause a lot of bullshit down the line, in retrospect.

I wouldn't know. I've yet to tread down that line.

You haven't yet known Mostly Harmless, a book which weighs heavy on every nerd's soul.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I wouldn't know. I've yet to tread down that line.

You haven't yet known Mostly Harmless, a book which weighs heavy on every nerd's soul.

That's the last, isn't it?

It'll take a while to get there.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You haven't yet known Mostly Harmless, a book which weighs heavy on every nerd's soul.

That's the last, isn't it?

It'll take a while to get there.

Well, there's And Another Thing, an official continuation of the series after Douglas decided to run for the first time in his life and promptly died. (This is true, and the kind of thing he would find hilarious.) But the little bit of it I read was shit, so I never bothered to continue with it.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

That's the last, isn't it?

It'll take a while to get there.

Well, there's And Another Thing, an official continuation of the series after Douglas decided to run for the first time in his life and promptly died. (This is true, and the kind of thing he would find hilarious.) But the little bit of it I read was shit, so I never bothered to continue with it.

Ah?

The place I'm reading it on claims there's 5 books and 1 short story, but it's not called that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's the last, isn't it?

It'll take a while to get there.

Well, there's And Another Thing, an official continuation of the series after Douglas decided to run for the first time in his life and promptly died. (This is true, and the kind of thing he would find hilarious.) But the little bit of it I read was shit, so I never bothered to continue with it.

It's OK.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, there's And Another Thing, an official continuation of the series after Douglas decided to run for the first time in his life and promptly died. (This is true, and the kind of thing he would find hilarious.) But the little bit of it I read was shit, so I never bothered to continue with it.

Ah?

The place I'm reading it on claims there's 5 books and 1 short story, but it's not called that.

Probably because And Another Thing is new-ish, and again, not by Adams.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Ah?

The place I'm reading it on claims there's 5 books and 1 short story, but it's not called that.

Probably because And Another Thing is new-ish, and again, not by Adams.

I guess that would explain it.

[Nude East Ireland]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Ma%CA%BFarri

Very interesting man.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Ma%CA%BFarri

Very interesting man.

"In 2013, almost a thousand years after his death, a Jihadist group beheaded the statue of Al Ma'arri during the conflict in Syria."

That will show him!

[Nude East Ireland]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Ma%CA%BFarri

Very interesting man.

"In 2013, almost a thousand years after his death, a Jihadist group beheaded the statue of Al Ma'arri during the conflict in Syria."

That will show him!

Pretty sure he wouldn't have wanted the statue of himself in the first place.

Those Jihadists, always with the best interests of others in mind.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"In 2013, almost a thousand years after his death, a Jihadist group beheaded the statue of Al Ma'arri during the conflict in Syria."

That will show him!

Pretty sure he wouldn't have wanted the statue of himself in the first place.

Those Jihadists, always with the best interests of others in mind.

"You see, in our beliefs, it is disrespectful to represent prophets in image. And that is why we broke your windows; for Jesus."

"And burning the church down was for..."

"Funsies."

[Nude East Ireland]

Pretty sure he wouldn't have wanted the statue of himself in the first place.

Those Jihadists, always with the best interests of others in mind.

"You see, in our beliefs, it is disrespectful to represent prophets in image. And that is why we broke your windows; for Jesus."

"And burning the church down was for..."

"Funsies."

Then the Jihadists turned on some rap and started dancing.

Because that's how the story ends in my head.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

[Nationstatelandsville]

OK, so, here's the plan; poison the Portuguese, but also poison the Ghanans.

Force a tie. Bam - we're in no matter what.

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

Yes, Dr. Khan.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

OK, so, here's the plan; poison the Portuguese, but also poison the Ghanans.

Force a tie. Bam - we're in no matter what.

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

Yes, Dr. Khan.

I'd force global peace.

[Nationstatelandsville]

OK, so, here's the plan; poison the Portuguese, but also poison the Ghanans.

Force a tie. Bam - we're in no matter what.


Yes, Dr. Khan.

I'd force global peace.

Well, amongst humans.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd force global peace.

Well, amongst humans.

I care little for the Portuguese.

[Nude East Ireland]

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

"Any country who does not comply will have their leaders killed via muay thai body obliterator."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, amongst humans.

I care little for the Portuguese.

And the Brazilians can't be tortured because the Croatians need them as slaves.

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

"Any country who does not comply will have their leaders killed via muay thai body obliterator."

"Unless you're Pakistan. In which case, the obliterator is a reward for being good."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Someone sarcastically suggested me for UN Secretary General.

Dunno why she was sarcastic. I'd be great at that job.

"Any country who does not comply will have their leaders killed via muay thai body obliterator."

See? I'd be perfect for the job.

Or Sepp Blatter, for laughs.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Any country who does not comply will have their leaders killed via muay thai body obliterator."

See? I'd be perfect for the job.

Or Sepp Blatter, for laughs.

The UN is incompetent, not evil.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

See? I'd be perfect for the job.

Or Sepp Blatter, for laughs.

The UN is incompetent, not evil.

Then Steven Moffat?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Blatter's Wikipedia page, by the way, is currently locked.

In his scant few weeks, Oliver has built himself his own little cult. Good; the Fearless Leader is stepping down and he will need an heir.

The UN is incompetent, not evil.

Then Steven Moffat?

I said "incompetent, not evil", not "incompetent and evil". If we're going that route, we might as well just gun for Grade.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Blatter's Wikipedia page, by the way, is currently locked.

In his scant few weeks, Oliver has built himself his own little cult. Good; the Fearless Leader is stepping down and he will need an heir.

Then Steven Moffat?

I said "incompetent, not evil", not "incompetent and evil". If we're going that route, we might as well just gun for Grade.

So, Malcolm Tucker?