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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:23 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:38 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
So, he walks up to me earlier today and goes "Uncle Jonathan, can you watch this? It's in Spanish".
So I nod - he knows I speak decent Spanish and can probably tell him what it means. Then he clicks the video; I can't see it. He moves it so I can.
And then I see this brown (literally painted brown) metropolis, a voice speaking what sounds to me like R'ylehian, and then I hear the most dreaded of words; "Mumbai" and "Bollywood".
My horror was palpable.

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Rupudska » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:13 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:15 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:17 pm

by Rupudska » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:22 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:29 pm

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Agritum » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:52 pm
There is a considerable similarity between the Goidelic geis and the Brythonic tynged. This is not surprising given the close origins of many of the variants of Celtic mythology.
For example, the Welsh hero Lleu Llaw Gyffes (in one version of his story) was destined to die neither "during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made." He was safe until his wife, Blodeuwedd, learning of these foretold conditions, convinced him to show her how he could theoretically be stepping out of a river onto a riverbank sheltered by a roof and put one foot on a goat, and so on, thus enabling the conditions that allowed him to be killed.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Rupudska » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:21 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Please tell us you have actual good news."
"Chicago is going to be wiped off the map. 3 million people are going to die."
"I don't understand your definition of good news."
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Agritum » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:22 pm
Rupudska wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Please tell us you have actual good news."
"Chicago is going to be wiped off the map. 3 million people are going to die."
"I don't understand your definition of good news."
Make it Gary, Indiana and it probably would be.
Or Detroit, East Saint Louis, Oakland, Camden...


by Constaniana » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:23 pm
Rupudska wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Please tell us you have actual good news."
"Chicago is going to be wiped off the map. 3 million people are going to die."
"I don't understand your definition of good news."
Make it Gary, Indiana and it probably would be.
Or Detroit, East Saint Louis, Oakland, Camden...
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Agritum » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:27 pm
Constaniana wrote:Rupudska wrote:
Make it Gary, Indiana and it probably would be.
Or Detroit, East Saint Louis, Oakland, Camden...
I don't why Gary, Indiana gets its own whole song in a musical. The only noteworthy thing about I noticed when I passed through after last Thanksgiving was that they stuck their "Welcome to Gary, Indiana" sign on their sewage processing plant.

by Constaniana » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:29 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:33 pm
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by Constaniana » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:34 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:36 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Agritum » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:38 pm
Const, I believe that at one point R-Evol shoud feature an omelette cooking contest between mecha, along with hockey and rugby matches. Thoughts?
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. You're a genius.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:40 pm
Agritum wrote:Const, I believe that at one point R-Evol shoud feature an omelette cooking contest between mecha, along with hockey and rugby matches. Thoughts?I've said this before, and I'll say it again. You're a genius.
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