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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:03 pm

Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?

Because football.
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:04 pm

Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?


Kill him. Abstergo must not be allowed to proliferate.
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Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:04 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?

Because football.

You'll easily see someone dressed as a Legionnaire on the other side.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:05 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Constaniana wrote:
Look at that. Look at that testament of idiocy. They can't even build a feckin' tower that stands up straight! That says to me "Italy can't find a single competent engineer or construction firm to build their damn landmarks!"


This coming from a nation that had to be smacked around by Rome, France, and Spain before it could become a proper empire.

And you act like that lean isn't drawing in more money than it would be drawing in if it weren't tilted.

Like I said; Britain was the skinny little kid who got bullied and abused by all the other kids, before going on to be a manly millionaire hunk happily married to a gorgeous blonde, with a bunch of equally kick-ass children.
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Liecthenbourg
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Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?

Because football.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Rupudska wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?


Kill him. Abstergo must not be allowed to proliferate.

I was under the assumption we were Templars....
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The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:08 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
This coming from a nation that had to be smacked around by Rome, France, and Spain before it could become a proper empire.

And you act like that lean isn't drawing in more money than it would be drawing in if it weren't tilted.

Like I said; Britain was the skinny little kid who got bullied and abused by all the other kids, before going on to be a manly millionaire hunk happily married to a gorgeous blonde, with a bunch of equally kick-ass children.


And then got all its titles stolen by said children, sometimes even relatives or rivals. India, Jamaica and Pakistan all kick its ass at cricket, New Zealand kicks its ass at rugby, Germoney kicks [everyone's] ass at football, and America kicks its ass at kicking ass and ruling the waves.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:08 pm

SUPER MARIO, MUTHAFACKA

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm

I want England to win because of how absurdly happy that would make John and Andy on the next Bugle.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Liecthenbourg
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Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm

Agritum wrote:SUPER MARIO, MUTHAFACKA

:rofl:
Impeach Ernest Jacquinot Legalise Shooting Communists The Gold Standard Needs To Be Abolished Duclerque 1919
Grand-Master of the Kyluminati


The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm

And Philadelphia erupts violently in cheers.
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THE Strike Witches NationState | Retired King of P2TM
Best thread ever.
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:11 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Like I said; Britain was the skinny little kid who got bullied and abused by all the other kids, before going on to be a manly millionaire hunk happily married to a gorgeous blonde, with a bunch of equally kick-ass children.


And then got all its titles stolen by said children, sometimes even relatives or rivals. India, Jamaica and Pakistan all kick its ass at cricket, New Zealand kicks its ass at rugby, Germoney kicks [everyone's] ass at football, and America kicks its ass at kicking ass.

See, we get along with the bits of our former empire. What happened to Rome when its empire fell? It got sacked and raped up the butt by angry unemployed Germans, and the Greeks took the Roman name and told the Italians to fuck off, at which point Italy went into being a pissant mess of city states for the next thousand-plus years.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Liecthenbourg
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Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:12 pm

That was close.
Impeach Ernest Jacquinot Legalise Shooting Communists The Gold Standard Needs To Be Abolished Duclerque 1919
Grand-Master of the Kyluminati


The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:12 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
And then got all its titles stolen by said children, sometimes even relatives or rivals. India, Jamaica and Pakistan all kick its ass at cricket, New Zealand kicks its ass at rugby, Germoney kicks [everyone's] ass at football, and America kicks its ass at kicking ass.

See, we get along with the bits of our former empire. What happened to Rome when its empire fell? It got sacked and raped up the butt by angry unemployed Germans, and the Greeks took the Roman name and told the Italians to fuck off, at which point Italy went into being a pissant mess of city states for the next thousand-plus years.

We kicked off the Renaissance and discovered Canada for you.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:13 pm

Const and Agri's sigs contradict.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:14 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:See, we get along with the bits of our former empire. What happened to Rome when its empire fell? It got sacked and raped up the butt by angry unemployed Germans, and the Greeks took the Roman name and told the Italians to fuck off, at which point Italy went into being a pissant mess of city states for the next thousand-plus years.

We kicked off the Renaissance and discovered Canada for you.

You discovered bits in the New World because the important countries told Italians to go looking for them. And congratulations, you found some of your old stuff back behind the couch. Come back when you really kick something off on your own, like the Industrial Revolution.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Const and Agri's sigs contradict.

They do indeed.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:23 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:We kicked off the Renaissance and discovered Canada for you.

You discovered bits in the New World because the important countries told Italians to go looking for them. And congratulations, you found some of your old stuff back behind the couch. Come back when you really kick something off on your own, like the Industrial Revolution.

That time when you poisoned your lands and killed hundreds of children by forcing them in hard labor?

Jolly good indeed!

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:25 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You discovered bits in the New World because the important countries told Italians to go looking for them. And congratulations, you found some of your old stuff back behind the couch. Come back when you really kick something off on your own, like the Industrial Revolution.

That time when you poisoned your lands and killed hundreds of children by forcing them in hard labor?

Jolly good indeed!

You're just jealous because you were slower in getting a modern industrial economy. And don't you dare talk to England about poisoning the land. Italy is literally the dumping ground for Europe's pollution.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:27 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:That time when you poisoned your lands and killed hundreds of children by forcing them in hard labor?

Jolly good indeed!

You're just jealous because you were slower in getting a modern industrial economy. And don't you dare talk to England about poisoning the land. Italy is literally the dumping ground for Europe's pollution.

Said the ones with the ultra shitty Thames.

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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:30 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You're just jealous because you were slower in getting a modern industrial economy. And don't you dare talk to England about poisoning the land. Italy is literally the dumping ground for Europe's pollution.

Said the ones with the ultra shitty Thames.

You literally have a bit of your country named THE TRIANGLE OF DEATH.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:31 pm

Y'now, I literally can't be amused at these two.

They're just sad.
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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:32 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:Said the ones with the ultra shitty Thames.

You literally have a bit of your country named THE TRIANGLE OF DEATH.

And you have Newcastle and Luton.

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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:33 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You literally have a bit of your country named THE TRIANGLE OF DEATH.

And you have Newcastle and Luton.

I'm having trouble finding anything about various criminals dumping radioactive waste in those places.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:36 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You literally have a bit of your country named THE TRIANGLE OF DEATH.

And you have Newcastle and Luton.

:rofl:
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:39 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:And you have Newcastle and Luton.

I'm having trouble finding anything about various criminals dumping radioactive waste in those places.

There's a difference between dumping waste and being waste.

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