Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?
Because football.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:03 pm
Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:04 pm
Liecthenbourg wrote:I just saw a little kid in the stands, he was sitting in his fathers lap moving a banner of the English Flag.
He was dressed as a Templar.
Why?
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:05 pm
Rupudska wrote:
This coming from a nation that had to be smacked around by Rome, France, and Spain before it could become a proper empire.
And you act like that lean isn't drawing in more money than it would be drawing in if it weren't tilted.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:05 pm
by Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:08 pm
Constaniana wrote:Rupudska wrote:
This coming from a nation that had to be smacked around by Rome, France, and Spain before it could become a proper empire.
And you act like that lean isn't drawing in more money than it would be drawing in if it weren't tilted.
Like I said; Britain was the skinny little kid who got bullied and abused by all the other kids, before going on to be a manly millionaire hunk happily married to a gorgeous blonde, with a bunch of equally kick-ass children.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm
Agritum wrote:SUPER MARIO, MUTHAFACKA
by Rupudska » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:09 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:11 pm
Rupudska wrote:Constaniana wrote:Like I said; Britain was the skinny little kid who got bullied and abused by all the other kids, before going on to be a manly millionaire hunk happily married to a gorgeous blonde, with a bunch of equally kick-ass children.
And then got all its titles stolen by said children, sometimes even relatives or rivals. India, Jamaica and Pakistan all kick its ass at cricket, New Zealand kicks its ass at rugby, Germoney kicks [everyone's] ass at football, and America kicks its ass at kicking ass.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Liecthenbourg » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:12 pm
by Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:12 pm
Constaniana wrote:Rupudska wrote:
And then got all its titles stolen by said children, sometimes even relatives or rivals. India, Jamaica and Pakistan all kick its ass at cricket, New Zealand kicks its ass at rugby, Germoney kicks [everyone's] ass at football, and America kicks its ass at kicking ass.
See, we get along with the bits of our former empire. What happened to Rome when its empire fell? It got sacked and raped up the butt by angry unemployed Germans, and the Greeks took the Roman name and told the Italians to fuck off, at which point Italy went into being a pissant mess of city states for the next thousand-plus years.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:14 pm
Agritum wrote:Constaniana wrote:See, we get along with the bits of our former empire. What happened to Rome when its empire fell? It got sacked and raped up the butt by angry unemployed Germans, and the Greeks took the Roman name and told the Italians to fuck off, at which point Italy went into being a pissant mess of city states for the next thousand-plus years.
We kicked off the Renaissance and discovered Canada for you.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:22 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Const and Agri's sigs contradict.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:23 pm
Constaniana wrote:Agritum wrote:We kicked off the Renaissance and discovered Canada for you.
You discovered bits in the New World because the important countries told Italians to go looking for them. And congratulations, you found some of your old stuff back behind the couch. Come back when you really kick something off on your own, like the Industrial Revolution.
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:25 pm
Agritum wrote:Constaniana wrote:You discovered bits in the New World because the important countries told Italians to go looking for them. And congratulations, you found some of your old stuff back behind the couch. Come back when you really kick something off on your own, like the Industrial Revolution.
That time when you poisoned your lands and killed hundreds of children by forcing them in hard labor?
Jolly good indeed!
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:27 pm
Constaniana wrote:Agritum wrote:That time when you poisoned your lands and killed hundreds of children by forcing them in hard labor?
Jolly good indeed!
You're just jealous because you were slower in getting a modern industrial economy. And don't you dare talk to England about poisoning the land. Italy is literally the dumping ground for Europe's pollution.
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:30 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:31 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:33 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:36 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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