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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:17 am

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Nude East Ireland wrote:"Unless the next stanza reads,
'Hoping to fry my brain to death,
I smoked some premo crystal meth',
I'm not interested."

- Dr. Gregory House

I was going to tell you to post, then I saw I was up.

Fight me bro.
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:11 am

So, today I must post.

What's the sitrep?
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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:16 am

Rupudska wrote:So, today I must post.

What's the sitrep?

Are you in the slave camps group?
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Postby Rupudska » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:38 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So, today I must post.

What's the sitrep?

Are you in the slave camps group?


No, but my group [the walking fleet] is monitoring them and somewhat nearby. As in within 25 or so miles.
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THE Strike Witches NationState | Retired King of P2TM
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:19 am

600 words into this paper for Language Change and already 16 instances of alliteration, none of which were put there on purpose.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:26 am

Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Are you in the slave camps group?


No, but my group [the walking fleet] is monitoring them and somewhat nearby. As in within 25 or so miles.

I'll wait for Nat to explain on this one.

Astrolinium wrote:600 words into this paper for Language Change and already 16 instances of alliteration, none of which were put there on purpose.

Impressive.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:28 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
No, but my group [the walking fleet] is monitoring them and somewhat nearby. As in within 25 or so miles.

I'll wait for Nat to explain on this one.

Astrolinium wrote:600 words into this paper for Language Change and already 16 instances of alliteration, none of which were put there on purpose.

Impressive.

I would make a great epic poet.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:30 am

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Norvenia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:29 pm

That may be completely bullshit science, but I thought it was a cool idea, and a very Daniel solution to the problem.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:10 pm

Norvenia wrote:That may be completely bullshit science, but I thought it was a cool idea, and a very Daniel solution to the problem.

I thought it was kickass.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:43 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Are you in the slave camps group?


No, but my group [the walking fleet] is monitoring them and somewhat nearby. As in within 25 or so miles.

The fleet was last fighting some androids.

It's safe to assume they left, however, as they're currently assaulting the camp itself. You'll probably want to head there; the androids are all hiding at the moment, but the Leader is there and a few are attacking the slaves within the barracks.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:59 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

"While Diogenes was relaxing in the sunlight in the morning, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, 'Yes, stand out of my sunlight'. Alexander then declared, 'If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes', to which Diogenes replied, 'If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes.'"
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Postby Norvenia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:06 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

"While Diogenes was relaxing in the sunlight in the morning, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, 'Yes, stand out of my sunlight'. Alexander then declared, 'If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes', to which Diogenes replied, 'If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes.'"


I'd heard this before, but no matter how many times I hear it, it always cracks me up.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:10 pm

Norvenia wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

"While Diogenes was relaxing in the sunlight in the morning, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, 'Yes, stand out of my sunlight'. Alexander then declared, 'If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes', to which Diogenes replied, 'If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes.'"


I'd heard this before, but no matter how many times I hear it, it always cracks me up.

Diogenes was awesome.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:39 pm

I do find the Pasthunwali code fascinating to read about.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:50 pm

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-27078194

I think this may cause some bad press.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:52 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-27078194

I think this may cause some bad press.

"The BBC's Shumaila Jaffrey in Islamabad says there are no chairs or any table in the library - just two computers on the floor."

Oh shit, you guys. We're dealing with some real firepower here.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:54 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-27078194

I think this may cause some bad press.

"The BBC's Shumaila Jaffrey in Islamabad says there are no chairs or any table in the library - just two computers on the floor."

Oh shit, you guys. We're dealing with some real firepower here.

I'm surprised they don't have smartphones, really.

It seems to me that pretty much everyone and their mother has a smartphone nowadays in South Asia.

I'm exaggerating, of course, but phones are much more popular than computers.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:58 pm

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-26946982

I recommend giving this one a read.

There is a mild humour in that the author starts this with "Jean-Marie is drunk again.", though the article as a whole is serious.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:05 pm

This paper is a paper on the history of the word "gay" -- specifically, of the semantic changes it has undergone throughout its time in the English language.

"Speaking of Jesus" is an actual transition into a new paragraph that I'm using immediately after very unsubtly comparing the word's history to the story of Easter.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:22 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Blah blah gay blah blah Jesus

"Speaking of Jesus, I also had twelve gay men follow me everywhere."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:22 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Blah blah gay blah blah Jesus

"Speaking of Jesus, I also had twelve gay men follow me everywhere."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"Speaking of Jesus, I also had twelve gay men follow me everywhere."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU

Man: "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Pope: "Easy, freak. I like to keep work at work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:25 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:

Man: "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Pope: "Easy, freak. I like to keep work at work."

Jim's wife: "Who is this?"

Jim: "The Devil."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:26 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Man: "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Pope: "Easy, freak. I like to keep work at work."

Jim's wife: "Who is this?"

Jim: "The Devil."

(Jim to a praying man in Church)

"Can you do that outside? I'm trying to check out some of the ladies in here."
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