Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Got myself to 3,300.

Good to hear.

Indeed.

The protagonist of this has already been stabbed and nearly drowned.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Good to hear.

Indeed.

The protagonist of this has already been stabbed and nearly drowned.

This, I assume, is a merciful treatment.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indeed.

The protagonist of this has already been stabbed and nearly drowned.

This, I assume, is a merciful treatment.

He also vomited.

But that's standard if you're in Nevada.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This, I assume, is a merciful treatment.

He also vomited.

But that's standard if you're in Nevada.

Or in a Nightkill's Shit RP.

[Agritum]

I'm playing a game with the Turkish sultanate of Turkmenistan, in CKII. Quite fun, especially when you eventually convert to Islam and expand yourself through massive holy wars.

Allah Akbar!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He also vomited.

But that's standard if you're in Nevada.

Or in a Nightkill's Shit RP.

Indeed.

I'm now 3,500 words in, and I think I'll retire for now to do other things. I am, however, very happy with the way this story is going right now. I can resolve and hint at many a plot, although it'll ruin the lives of many minor characters in the process.

Eh, they're just Americans and Mexicans.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The voice said something simple. "You are not alone. You are not the only one left. There is another, an older one." it told him, showing another image now, an image of corpses laying scattered (literally scattered - the body parts were not connected anymore) in a different wasteland and the image of a gloved hand holding a silver dagger of some sort - the details were hard to make out in the blizzard.

[Agritum]

The voice said something simple. "You are not alone. You are not the only one left. There is another, an older one." it told him, showing another image now, an image of corpses laying scattered (literally scattered - the body parts were not connected anymore) in a different wasteland and the image of a gloved hand holding a silver dagger of some sort - the details were hard to make out in the blizzard.

I see you have returned to your old ways, Night.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The voice said something simple. "You are not alone. You are not the only one left. There is another, an older one." it told him, showing another image now, an image of corpses laying scattered (literally scattered - the body parts were not connected anymore) in a different wasteland and the image of a gloved hand holding a silver dagger of some sort - the details were hard to make out in the blizzard.

What are you doing?!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I see you have returned to your old ways, Night.

What are you doing?!

A snippet for you all. (Nat's seen a bit of it.)

A voice spoke warmly in his head, the words falling like a soft shower on a hot day. "You are who you are." the voice said smoothly. "You are you." The voice began to grow louder, to snarl, like a waterfall landing full force on you on a cold night. "Who are you? Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

[Nationstatelandsville]

I see you have returned to your old ways, Night.

What are you doing?!

A snippet for you all. (Nat's seen a bit of it.)

A voice spoke warmly in his head, the words falling like a soft shower on a hot day. "You are who you are." the voice said smoothly. "You are you." The voice began to grow louder, to snarl, like a waterfall landing full force on you on a cold night. "Who are you? Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

When I demanded to know what this was, Khan answered "a murder mystery".

When I called him a fucking liar, his answer changed to "a love story".

[Agritum]

I see you have returned to your old ways, Night.

What are you doing?!

A snippet for you all. (Nat's seen a bit of it.)

A voice spoke warmly in his head, the words falling like a soft shower on a hot day. "You are who you are." the voice said smoothly. "You are you." The voice began to grow louder, to snarl, like a waterfall landing full force on you on a cold night. "Who are you? Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

That was a nice song.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A snippet for you all. (Nat's seen a bit of it.)

When I demanded to know what this was, Khan answered "a murder mystery".

When I called him a fucking liar, his answer changed to "a love story".

Technically, they're both true.

[Agritum]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that "Cuntara" is considered a common Tamil name.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that "Cuntara" is considered a common Tamil name.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that "Cuntara" is considered a common Tamil name.

An acquaintance of mine once made the bold statement "No one in history has ever really been called 'Dick' ".

I try to avoid this acquaintance.

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

Right?

Khan, you don't seem to understand how most people use GPS's.

[Agritum]

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that "Cuntara" is considered a common Tamil name.

It's even more hilarious when you discover some remarkable Tamil authors have that name.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

It's even more hilarious when you discover some remarkable Tamil authors have that name.

...Huh.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that "Cuntara" is considered a common Tamil name.

An acquaintance of mine once made the bold statement "No one in history has ever really been called 'Dick' ".

I try to avoid this acquaintance.

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

Right?

Khan, you don't seem to understand how most people use GPS's.

I once had a GPS ask me to turn right in point two miles.

I would have been in the middle of a bridge.

No thanks GPS, not that depressed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My goal here is that I can scare you with the phrase "Turn left in point five miles."

A GPS can become very scary when used right.

It's even more hilarious when you discover some remarkable Tamil authors have that name.

Don't worry, I'm well aware.

[Nationstatelandsville]

An acquaintance of mine once made the bold statement "No one in history has ever really been called 'Dick' ".

I try to avoid this acquaintance.


Right?

Khan, you don't seem to understand how most people use GPS's.

I once had a GPS ask me to turn right in point two miles.

I would have been in the middle of a bridge.

No thanks GPS, not that depressed.

Ours did much the same.

Worst part is, it got bitchy if you ignored it. "Recalculating".

Fuck you.

[Agritum]

It's even more hilarious when you discover some remarkable Tamil authors have that name.

Don't worry, I'm well aware.

I guess that Tamils don't know English pretty well?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Don't worry, I'm well aware.

I guess that Tamils don't know English pretty well?

No, they're generally very good at it.

It's Hindi they don't learn.

[Agritum]

I guess that Tamils don't know English pretty well?

No, they're generally very good at it.

It's Hindi they don't learn.

...and they keep naming their sons "Cunt".

Tamils are the ultimate trolls.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No, they're generally very good at it.

It's Hindi they don't learn.

...and they keep naming their sons "Cunt".

Tamils are the ultimate trolls.

Well, why do they give a shit what their sons happen to be named in a Germanic language?

I've met Filipinos or Chinese who had the name "Susu" or something similar, which had me grinning because that means "piss" in Hindi.