Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm trying to figure out what the Mormon reaction to this would be. There'd probably be more freaking out with regards to Lucifer than Jehovah, since God showing up in a physical body isn't nearly as strange as Satan having a physical form.

Mormons: Calling Morgan Freeman God before anyone else.

The Hindu reaction, of course, would be "Shit's crazy".

[Constaniana]

I'm trying to figure out what the Mormon reaction to this would be. There'd probably be more freaking out with regards to Lucifer than Jehovah, since God showing up in a physical body isn't nearly as strange as Satan having a physical form.

Mormons: Calling Morgan Freeman God before anyone else.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

'the fuck is a Chipotle?

Fake Mexican restaurant chain.

But it's quite tasty nonetheless.

Ah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mormons: Calling Morgan Freeman God before anyone else.

The Hindu reaction, of course, would be "Shit's crazy".

Hindus would just go along with it, since we don't really have blasphemy or heresy or whatnot.

And if science proves Hinduism wrong, Hinduism will have to change.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know, one wonders how all twelve of the world's Kemetics reacted to find out all the gods are real, it's just that theirs are dead.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know, one wonders how all twelve of the world's Kemetics reacted to find out all the gods are real, it's just that theirs are dead.

Most of them are probably like that one pagan in American Gods who tried explaining her beliefs to Wednesday while Easter died inside.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know, one wonders how all twelve of the world's Kemetics reacted to find out all the gods are real, it's just that theirs are dead.

Most of them are probably like that one pagan in American Gods who tried explaining her beliefs to Wednesday while Easter died inside.

"She doesn't have the faith and she won't have the fun."

I've been looking for an excuse to say that all day.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Most of them are probably like that one pagan in American Gods who tried explaining her beliefs to Wednesday while Easter died inside.

"She doesn't have the faith and she won't have the fun."

I've been looking for an excuse to say that all every day.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"She doesn't have the faith and she won't have the fun."

I've been looking for an excuse to say that all every day.

Fixed for accuracy.

But this day in particular.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss in your lips and a lie in your heart."

That is just glorious.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss in your lips and a lie in your heart."

That is just glorious.

The gods are awesome.

I mean, pricks, but still.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I had forgotten the glory that is Mad Sweeney.

I'm a damn fool.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss in your lips and a lie in your heart."

That is just glorious.

The gods are awesome.

I mean, pricks, but still.

Indeed.

You should read Anansi Boys. It's also quite good. American Gods, but set in England, Florida and some island in the Caribbean Gaiman made up.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anansi Boys.

"Several years earlier Spider had actually been tremendously disappointed by a barrelful of monkeys. It had done nothing he had considered particularly entertaining, apart from emit interesting noises, and eventually, once the noises had stopped and the monkeys were no longer doing anything at all - except possibly on an organic level - had needed to be disposed of in the dead of night."

[Nationstatelandsville]

The gods are awesome.

I mean, pricks, but still.

Indeed.

You should read Anansi Boys. It's also quite good. American Gods, but set in England, Florida and some island in the Caribbean Gaiman made up.

The Monarch of the Glen is also quite good.

It's a direct sequel to American Gods that tackles the other aspect of myth.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indeed.

You should read Anansi Boys. It's also quite good. American Gods, but set in England, Florida and some island in the Caribbean Gaiman made up.

The Monarch of the Glen is also quite good.

It's a direct sequel to American Gods that tackles the other aspect of myth.

I don't think I've ever actually read that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Monarch of the Glen is also quite good.

It's a direct sequel to American Gods that tackles the other aspect of myth.

I don't think I've ever actually read that.

It's only in Gaiman's short story collection Fragile Things, unless it's since been reprinted elsewhere.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't think I've ever actually read that.

It's only in Gaiman's short story collection Fragile Things, unless it's since been reprinted elsewhere.

Likely somewhere on the Internet, I'm sure.

You know, I'm sad we didn't do anything with Anansi.

He dies in the first ten pages of Anansi Boys.

Heart attack on stage while singing karaoke, falling over and ripping the tube-top off of a blonde tourist, dying while fondling her.

He did it on purpose.

It was hilarious.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's only in Gaiman's short story collection Fragile Things, unless it's since been reprinted elsewhere.

Likely somewhere on the Internet, I'm sure.

You know, I'm sad we didn't do anything with Anansi.

He dies in the first ten pages of Anansi Boys.

Heart attack on stage while singing karaoke, falling over and ripping the tube-top off of a blonde tourist, dying while fondling her.

He did it on purpose.

It was hilarious.

Mr. Nancy can never die.

He just finds new whippersnappers to annoy and new women to harass.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Likely somewhere on the Internet, I'm sure.

You know, I'm sad we didn't do anything with Anansi.

He dies in the first ten pages of Anansi Boys.

Heart attack on stage while singing karaoke, falling over and ripping the tube-top off of a blonde tourist, dying while fondling her.

He did it on purpose.

It was hilarious.

Mr. Nancy can never die.

He just finds new whippersnappers to annoy and new women to harass.

A big part of that book is how Anansi's deaths are really like short naps for him.

[Nude East Ireland]

Hiram McDaniels, the five-headed dragon, is running for Mayor.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hiram McDaniels, the five-headed dragon, is running for Mayor.

Versus the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hiram McDaniels, the five-headed dragon, is running for Mayor.

Versus the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

Hourglasses move, and the sand is spent.

People live, and then they die.

Kings rule, and they're overthrown.

Coastlines degrade, continents shift, planets freeze, stars explode, black holes fade. Energy dies.

Everything is, and then it isn't.

There is one universal constant; I will never understand what the fuck you two are saying.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Versus the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

Hourglasses move, and the sand is spent.

People live, and then they die.

Kings rule, and they're overthrown.

Coastlines degrade, continents shift, planets freeze, stars explode, black holes fade. Energy dies.

Everything is, and then it isn't.

There is one universal constant; I will never understand what the fuck you two are saying.

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