Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nationstatelandsville]

"I only need one goblin."

Who is Buzz Hickey that he knew instantly to kidnap two? What the fuck did he do in Nicaragua?

He killed some drug lords trying to take over Gus' empire.

Obviously.

Khan and I spent last night constructing an elaborate scenario in which LeVar Burton and Troy were kidnapped by the Juarez Cartel, which is run by Vince Gilligan.

And Leonard and Abed run a meth lab.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He killed some drug lords trying to take over Gus' empire.

Obviously.

Khan and I spent last night constructing an elaborate scenario in which LeVar Burton and Troy were kidnapped by the Juarez Cartel, which is run by Vince Gilligan.

And Leonard and Abed run a meth lab.

This may be the tamest thing we've come up with.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I need to get around to starting a real life D&D adventure with my friends.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I know I did.

The Dean at his most magnificent.

"I owe you nothing. I am a Dungeon Master. I create a boundless world adhering to a set of rules. Cut the ropes, bridge falls. Get hit, take damage. Fight outside someone's door for an hour, they run."

I loved Abed for that scene.

[Nude East Ireland]

"The Sky-Spiders have flown you as far as their complex religion allows."

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"The Sky-Spiders have flown you as far as their complex religion allows."

"Now you listen to me young man, I've punched about a thousand hearts and I've never, ever missed."

[Nude East Ireland]

"The Sky-Spiders have flown you as far as their complex religion allows."

"Now you listen to me young man, I've punched about a thousand hearts and I've never, ever missed."

"How many game days since the Skull River ripped us apart? How many real hours since I've gone pee?"

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"Now you listen to me young man, I've punched about a thousand hearts and I've never, ever missed."

"How many game days since the Skull River ripped us apart? How many real hours since I've gone pee?"

"I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead."

[Nude East Ireland]

"How many game days since the Skull River ripped us apart? How many real hours since I've gone pee?"

"I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead."

"Each night I will think of you and rub. Pray the night fate will find us rubbing together.

Your son, Joseph Gordon Die-Hard"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead."

"Each night I will think of you and rub. Pray the night fate will find us rubbing together.

Your son, Joseph Gordon Die-Hard"

There was so much wrong with that that it flipped to being glorious.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have a habit of delivering death threats in my TGs.

[Nude East Ireland]

I have a habit of delivering death threats in my TGs.

I can vouch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat, post.

Also, I just started the Community episode.

I am busy!

When your schedule frees up.

Because we need to keep going.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like to think that Crowley, Lewis, Damien and Sanchez all once played D&D.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like to think that Crowley, Lewis, Damien and Sanchez all once played D&D.

And that's how Damien really died.

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I like to think that Crowley, Lewis, Damien and Sanchez all once played D&D.

And that's how Damien really died.

Megan DM'd.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And that's how Damien really died.

Megan DM'd.

And that's how D was really conceived.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And that's how Damien really died.

Megan DM'd.

No.

Richard.

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Megan DM'd.

No.

Richard.

And that's how D was really concieved.

No.

Calliel.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No.

Richard.

And that's how D was really concieved.

No.

Calliel.

And that's how Richard was really conceived.

Both of them.

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I do wish to see Megan GM.

That'd be fascinating.

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Name: Puerto Rico
Leader: Governor Luis Cruz
Flag (If applicable): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... o_Rico.svg
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: Spanish, English
Population: 4.1 million
Description: A small island in the Caribbean with an interesting history, having been passed from Spain to the USA a century and a half ago. Puerto Rico became the 51st state of the USA in 2017, but truly became equal to the others (in economy and such) after the Abrahamic War. With his newfound popularity, Rick Sanchez did something that can be considered genuinely nice by trying to fix his home. He sent more funding to education and set up many, many military jobs here (bringing in other workers from the mainland USA), severely improving the economy. However, Puerto Rico is also very much only a human state - non-humans are not liked here at all.
Demographics: Mostly native Puerto Ricans, but more and more non-Hispanic Americans are entering, as well as some foreign workers, diversifying the area.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Have a post mostly written up, nearly ready to post. Just confirming a few details with Nat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And thus the fuckweb begins to untangle itself.

Begins.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And get fired and rehired.

And then get Patton Oswalt for an episode - he really, really, really needs more episodes.

That reminds me.

Somewhat hilariously, I found a very old draft for an Elfen High teacher app. Very old. Can't remember writing it.

It was a school doctor. A school doctor who happened to have a grinning Patton Oswalt in the "appearance" section.

He was also from Northern Ireland.

I can't confirm if he's the same person as this ISSR soldier. But the implications are nice.