Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Constaniana]

Well, it makes sense, considering how England and Portugal have been allies longer than any other alliance.

Your mutual hate of Spaniards brought you together.

Exactly.

[Agritum]

Though I don't get why you hate France.

Frenchwomen are cute.

[Constaniana]

Though I don't get why you hate France.

Frenchwomen are cute.

Its's just that the men are jackasses.

[Agritum]

Though I don't get why you hate France.

Frenchwomen are cute.

Its's just that the men are jackasses.

Kill them and British-ize their women.

[Constaniana]

Its's just that the men are jackasses.

Kill them and British-ize their women.

We've been trying to do that for centuries.

[Nude East Ireland]

Ireland can sit and wait for everyone to destroy themselves.

[Agritum]

Ireland can sit and wait for everyone to destroy themselves.

Last time you did that, you suddenly woke up to discover that you were subjects of the Brits.

[Nude East Ireland]

Ireland can sit and wait for everyone to destroy themselves.

Last time you did that, you suddenly woke up to discover that you were subjects of the Brits.

We didn't have an army of magic-wielding children then.

[Agritum]

Last time you did that, you suddenly woke up to discover that you were subjects of the Brits.

We didn't have an army of magic-wielding children then.

I wonder how many Protestant children from Belfast ended up dead, in that case.

[Agritum]

A very interesting Cracked article.

Though I could be biased towards it, given that I am a wrestling fan.

[Constaniana]

A very interesting Cracked article.

Though I could be biased towards it, given that I am a wrestling fan.

Interesting. I had no idea their working conditions were that bad.

[Nude East Ireland]

A very interesting Cracked article.

Though I could be biased towards it, given that I am a wrestling fan.

I am too.

Pro-wrestling is essentially athletes acting. Unlike actors acting, it involves less sex between cast members and more broken bones.

[Agritum]

A very interesting Cracked article.

Though I could be biased towards it, given that I am a wrestling fan.

I am too.

Pro-wrestling is essentially athletes acting. Unlike actors acting, it involves less sex between cast members and more broken bones.

Well, up to a few years ago, the WWE went as far as to show Triple H having sex with a dummy which was supposed to be the corpse of the dead pregnant girlfriend of WWE wrestler Kane.

Regarding Kane, he eventually kidnapped the female wrestler Lita and apparently impregnated her without her consent. She then suffered miscarriage after one of Kane's opponents smashed her belly with a chair.

[Nude East Ireland]

I am too.

Pro-wrestling is essentially athletes acting. Unlike actors acting, it involves less sex between cast members and more broken bones.

Well, up to a few years ago, the WWE went as far as to show Triple H having sex with a dummy which was supposed to be the corpse of the dead pregnant girlfriend of WWE wrestler Kane.

Regarding Kane, he eventually kidnapped the female wrestler Lita and apparently impregnated her without her consent. She then suffered miscarriage after one of Kane's opponents smashed her belly with a chair.

Remember when Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero had a ladder match for custody of Dominick?

[Agritum]

Well, up to a few years ago, the WWE went as far as to show Triple H having sex with a dummy which was supposed to be the corpse of the dead pregnant girlfriend of WWE wrestler Kane.

Regarding Kane, he eventually kidnapped the female wrestler Lita and apparently impregnated her without her consent. She then suffered miscarriage after one of Kane's opponents smashed her belly with a chair.

Remember when Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero had a ladder match for custody of Dominick?

Oh, yeah. That was priceless.

For that matter, they actually incorporated Guerrero's real life death in the storyline, with Randy Orton straight out saying to Mysterio "Eddie? He's in Hell now, the only place he truly deserved."

[Constaniana]

Well, up to a few years ago, the WWE went as far as to show Triple H having sex with a dummy which was supposed to be the corpse of the dead pregnant girlfriend of WWE wrestler Kane.

Regarding Kane, he eventually kidnapped the female wrestler Lita and apparently impregnated her without her consent. She then suffered miscarriage after one of Kane's opponents smashed her belly with a chair.

Remember when Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero had a ladder match for custody of Dominick?

Professional wrestling is insane.

[Agritum]

Remember when Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero had a ladder match for custody of Dominick?

Professional wrestling is insane.

Japanese Professional Wrestling makes American one look like a legit sport.

[Nude East Ireland]

Remember when Edge and Lita were having sex on a bed in the ring, when Rick Flair came in and was like "This is bullshit. Also, I'm going to show you how it's done", proceeded to try and bang Lita, and then John Cena came in and beat everyone up?

[Agritum]

Remember when Edge and Lita were having sex on a bed in the ring, when Rick Flair came in and was like "This is bullshit. Also, I'm going to show you how it's done", proceeded to try and bang Lita, and then John Cena came in and beat everyone up?

The best part of that deal was the fact that Edge actually had an affair with Lita in RL, which eventually led to him divorcing from his wife.

[Nude East Ireland]

Remember when Edge and Lita were having sex on a bed in the ring, when Rick Flair came in and was like "This is bullshit. Also, I'm going to show you how it's done", proceeded to try and bang Lita, and then John Cena came in and beat everyone up?

The best part of that deal was the fact that Edge actually had an affair with Lita in RL, which eventually led to him divorcing from his wife.

"Maybe fucking my mistress on television wasn't the best way to handle this..."

[Constaniana]

Remember when Edge and Lita were having sex on a bed in the ring, when Rick Flair came in and was like "This is bullshit. Also, I'm going to show you how it's done", proceeded to try and bang Lita, and then John Cena came in and beat everyone up?

The best part of that deal was the fact that Edge actually had an affair with Lita in RL, which eventually led to him divorcing from his wife.

I'm starting to think professional wrestlers aren't pretending at all; WWE just grabs a gaggle of burly psychopaths and sticks them together in a ringbto see what happens.

[Agritum]

When Chris Benoit died, WWE instantly aired a teary tribute show which glorified his late figure, and was full of interviews with various famous wrestlers expressing their respect and adoration for the late Canadian.

Then, half-away through the show, the police investigating Benoit's home concluded that he had gruesomely killed his wife and young child before committing suicide by hanging.

[Constaniana]

When Chris Benoit died, WWE instantly aired a teary tribute show which glorified his late figure, and was full of interviews with various famous wrestlers expressing their respect and adoration for the late Canadian.

Then, half-away through the show, the police investigating Benoit's home concluded that he had gruesomely killed his wife and young child before committing suicide by hanging.

My burly psychopath theory grows stronger.

[Nude East Ireland]

When Chris Benoit died, WWE instantly aired a teary tribute show which glorified his late figure, and was full of interviews with various famous wrestlers expressing their respect and adoration for the late Canadian.

Then, half-away through the show, the police investigating Benoit's home concluded that he had gruesomely killed his wife and young child before committing suicide by hanging.

[Agritum]

When Chris Benoit died, WWE instantly aired a teary tribute show which glorified his late figure, and was full of interviews with various famous wrestlers expressing their respect and adoration for the late Canadian.

Then, half-away through the show, the police investigating Benoit's home concluded that he had gruesomely killed his wife and young child before committing suicide by hanging.

My burly psychopath theory grows stronger.

During the recent years, WWE has witnessed wrestlers whose gimmick involved eating live worms on the ring, dwarves who beat up people dressed in cow costumes, a special christmas match with deadly weapons hidden in the presents, and a breakdancing Barack Obama impersonator.

When Chris Benoit died, WWE instantly aired a teary tribute show which glorified his late figure, and was full of interviews with various famous wrestlers expressing their respect and adoration for the late Canadian.

Then, half-away through the show, the police investigating Benoit's home concluded that he had gruesomely killed his wife and young child before committing suicide by hanging.

I miss Eddie and Andre The Giant, myself.