Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Frank Underwood is a fan of video games.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.

Johnson wasn't bullshit.

Crazed, obsessive, insecure, and borderline sociopathic, sure. But not bullshit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.

Johnson wasn't bullshit.

Crazed, obsessive, insecure, and borderline sociopathic, sure. But not bullshit.

I meant batshit.

Also, Peter Russo is a drug addict, broken man and depressed.

He represents Pennsylvania.

[Nude East Ireland]

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.

I only know Lyndon Johnson because he pissed on the sidewalks and had a big dick.

Just like I only know Richard Nixon because he was a master thief and evil overlord.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Johnson wasn't bullshit.

Crazed, obsessive, insecure, and borderline sociopathic, sure. But not bullshit.

I meant batshit.

Also, Peter Russo is a drug addict, broken man and depressed.

He represents Pennsylvania.

Our actual representatives aren't nearly so exciting; they're Republicans.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.

I only know Lyndon Johnson because he pissed on the sidewalks and had a big dick.

Just like I only know Richard Nixon because he was a master thief and evil overlord.

Take Richard Nixon, add the idea that he's FDR, double the inadequacy towards JFK, throw in a (frankly hilarious) Southern drawl, and make him competent.

Now you've got Johnson.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I meant batshit.

Also, Peter Russo is a drug addict, broken man and depressed.

He represents Pennsylvania.

Our actual representatives aren't nearly so exciting; they're Republicans.

I only know Lyndon Johnson because he pissed on the sidewalks and had a big dick.

Just like I only know Richard Nixon because he was a master thief and evil overlord.

Take Richard Nixon, add the idea that he's FDR, double the inadequacy towards JFK, throw in a (frankly hilarious) Southern drawl, and make him competent.

Now you've got Johnson.

That actually is Frank Underwood.

[Nude East Ireland]

Speaking of Kennedy, he was on all sorts of meds when he became President.

He was also on all sorts of women, but we all knew that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Our actual representatives aren't nearly so exciting; they're Republicans.


Take Richard Nixon, add the idea that he's FDR, double the inadequacy towards JFK, throw in a (frankly hilarious) Southern drawl, and make him competent.

Now you've got Johnson.

That actually is Frank Underwood.

They even look alike.

Speaking of Kennedy, he was on all sorts of meds when he became President.

He was also on all sorts of women, but we all knew that.

Kennedy was more or less a man constantly falling apart, yet still seeming like the messiah.

Which annoyed Johnson to no end.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know, Tiger, I disagree that the show is dull without Spacey on screen.

Peter Russo is also a fairly impressive character, in my view.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"make my eye contact with them."

What, Nat?

Did you mean any?

[Nationstatelandsville]

"make my eye contact with them."

What, Nat?

Did you mean any?

Happy anus accomplishing, Zark.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"make my eye contact with them."

What, Nat?

Did you mean any?

Happy anus accomplishing, Zark.

But no, really.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuala_Lumpur#Demographics

You know, they have kickass food.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuala_Lumpur#Demographics

You know, they have kickass food.

My ass would, in fact, feel like it had been kicked.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuala_Lumpur#Demographics

You know, they have kickass food.

My ass would, in fact, feel like it had been kicked.

Oh, do you need a napkin after their food?

[Nationstatelandsville]

My ass would, in fact, feel like it had been kicked.

Oh, do you need a napkin after their food?

I'm an Irish-German, Khan.

My body was built for potatoes and beer.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh, do you need a napkin after their food?

I'm an Irish-German, Khan.

My body was built for potatoes and beer.

As you graduate high school, you will walk up to get your diploma...and suddenly, everyone in your graduating class is magically teleported to Mumbai as I laugh hysterically.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like how my threats are not "I will kill you where you stand" but rather "I will show you my home."

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm an Irish-German, Khan.

My body was built for potatoes and beer.

As you graduate high school, you will walk up to get your diploma...and suddenly, everyone in your graduating class is magically teleported to Mumbai as I laugh hysterically.

You can meet my friends.

Or a word rhyming with "meet".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

As you graduate high school, you will walk up to get your diploma...and suddenly, everyone in your graduating class is magically teleported to Mumbai as I laugh hysterically.

You can meet my friends.

Or a word rhyming with "meet".

Hmm. What are their stereotypes of India? What have you told them about my people?

Because I will show them the truth.

Just to underscore my point, ten minutes ago, a monkey ran across the street while a man with a cricket bat followed, shouting furiously in Tamil.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You can meet my friends.

Or a word rhyming with "meet".

Hmm. What are their stereotypes of India? What have you told them about my people?

Because I will show them the truth.

Just to underscore my point, ten minutes ago, a monkey ran across the street while a man with a cricket bat followed, shouting furiously in Tamil.

"Damn it, Rathore! She was my wife!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://triblive.com/news/allegheny/5779 ... z2wBSNp8jM

I found this page through a bizarre series of link followings, and I'm not sure how I got here, to be perfectly honest.

But here's a clear fact - Pittsburgh has a very exciting St. Patrick's Day.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.freshfruitportal.com/2014/03 ... try=others

Nat, Zark. I feel I must tell you your states are aligning.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://triblive.com/news/allegheny/5779581-74/police-arrests-celebrations#axzz2wBSNp8jM

I found this page through a bizarre series of link followings, and I'm not sure how I got here, to be perfectly honest.

But here's a clear fact - Pittsburgh has a very exciting St. Patrick's Day.

We have special traffic signs set up and "checkpoints".

Khan, checkpoints.