Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have.

It's just four episodes where every second is utter beauty and hilarity.

That it is.

The scene with Maxwell in episode 3 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

And Alucard's letters to the Pope.

Dear Chief Replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.

Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!

Sincerely, Alucard

[Nude East Ireland]

My Bottom is no longer recognizable as the original.

Your bottom hasn't been the same since the night we had in Tijuana.

Zark can vouch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One way to market your product.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"In OTII, choose Salt Lake City as your destination and then choose to continue when you get there (as most people would)—which basically means trying to make it through the freaking enormous Great Salt Lake Desert, and then crossing the Sierra Nevada. If you chose the exact same year (1846) as the Donner Party, you indeed get the exact same snowstorm they got stranded in. The dev team thought of everything."

Oregon Trail is fucking hardcore.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"In OTII, choose Salt Lake City as your destination and then choose to continue when you get there (as most people would)—which basically means trying to make it through the freaking enormous Great Salt Lake Desert, and then crossing the Sierra Nevada. If you chose the exact same year (1846) as the Donner Party, you indeed get the exact same snowstorm they got stranded in. The dev team thought of everything."

Oregon Trail is fucking hardcore.

Well then.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"In OTII, choose Salt Lake City as your destination and then choose to continue when you get there (as most people would)—which basically means trying to make it through the freaking enormous Great Salt Lake Desert, and then crossing the Sierra Nevada. If you chose the exact same year (1846) as the Donner Party, you indeed get the exact same snowstorm they got stranded in. The dev team thought of everything."

Oregon Trail is fucking hardcore.

Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.

[Constaniana]

Well then.

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

And dysentery.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I think everyone should, at one point, be subjected to (not play) Oregon Trail.

It teaches important life skills, like hatred.

So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.

[Rupudska]

So does EU4.

But EUIV is fun.

Oregon Trail is a human rights violation, and all the more glorious for it.

So were most educational games in the early days of computing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Calliel is confused at what has become of his old friend.

Aziraphale is confused by this confusion.

[Constaniana]

Khan, you might want to update the title explanation.

[G-Tech Corporation]

This makes me feel like I should post in AD.

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This makes me feel like I should post in AD.

Oh. Yeah. That exists.

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I go to watch one episode of House of Cards, then I post. Maybe.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc

"You wanna a napkin!?"

"You see, in our part of the world, a napkin...is that thing babies wear to hold their shits."

After watching this, I laughed out loud because I had this exact same problem in America, down to the dialogue.

You know how odd it is when someone offers you a napkin when you're at a restaurant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38

"18 hours of flying and I wasn't black. I was Mexican."

I was also mistaken as Mexican a few times.

I thought this was fucking weird.

G, you'll get a kick out of this guy.

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The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The President has no idea how badly Frank Underwood is fucking him.

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Underwood is a magnificent bastard.

But he needs a weakness or two. If he keeps going on like this, it'll be dull.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The first thing that stuck me about that show is how very much Mr. Underwood reminds me of Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson would be honored. I mean, enraged, but also honored.

This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is fitting.

It should be mentioned I have an unhealthy hero worship of Johnson.

This may sound familiar.

You tend to hold unhealthy hero worships of bullshit people.