The Man in the Sand Castle (Nazi-World RP: OOC)

[Ruridova]

Inb4 mass Arab Muslim immigration ruins your dreams of an aryan race.

We have nice forced labour camps homes for them in Belgium
3 Square meals a day, plenty of exercise, you will never be out of work, and 24 hour security provided by the S.E.

Better than France. France just gives them a Nazi-style shower.

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Go Carolus Rex on England's ass Scandinavia! Only, without the Poltava bit..

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Go Carolus Rex on England's ass Scandinavia! Only, without the Poltava bit..

Go King Charles on me?

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Go Carolus Rex on England's ass Scandinavia! Only, without the Poltava bit..

Go King Charles on me?

Yeah, even though that was a defensive war.. So it was kind of a bad reference..

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Can England post already, please? If they are going to try and get out of handing over those ships to me, I'd rather it be done sooner rather then later.

im working on a post now.

[Marsisian]

Hey Dutch, you ain't getting Libya. You have to deal with me, and if you actually defeat me, the Ottomans will get it.

[Zepplien]

Hey Dutch, you ain't getting Libya. You have to deal with me, and if you actually defeat me, the Ottomans will get it.

I was planning on just claiming it to stabilize the Guilder as a temporary measure
Your Lire would likely rely on the Guilder, so it is good for you too, just ask for it back nicely after your civil war and I will give it back

[Marsisian]

Hey Dutch, you ain't getting Libya. You have to deal with me, and if you actually defeat me, the Ottomans will get it.

I was planning on just claiming it to stabilize the Guilder as a temporary measure
Your Lire would likely rely on the Guilder, so it is good for you too, just ask for it back nicely after your civil war and I will give it back

Oh, ok.

[Zepplien]

I was planning on just claiming it to stabilize the Guilder as a temporary measure
Your Lire would likely rely on the Guilder, so it is good for you too, just ask for it back nicely after your civil war and I will give it back

Oh, ok.

I got your back, see?

Also, maybe you will let some of my drilling companies stay to help you after my troops withdraw

[Marsisian]

Oh, ok.

I got your back, see?

Also, maybe you will let some of my drilling companies stay to help you after my troops withdraw

Sure, our Dutch buddies can do that.

[Segmentia]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

[Marsisian]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

I wouldn't trust the Norwegians, Danish, or Swedish either.

[Segmentia]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

I wouldn't trust the Norwegians, Danish, or Swedish either.

It's a good thing I'm not trying to get my claws into your oil then, isn't it?

[Corenea]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

The Dutchs are the Nemodians from Star Wars, no one trusts them and they're mostly bankers

[Zepplien]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

Remember the warnings from the game Portal 2

[Marsisian]

I wouldn't trust the Dutch.

Remember the warnings from the game Portal 2

Wow. I never knew that the Dutch were all Pedobears.

[Zepplien]

Remember the warnings from the game Portal 2

Wow. I never knew that the Dutch were all Pedobears.

Nah, just need that slave labour for the economy

[Marsisian]

Wow. I never knew that the Dutch were all Pedobears.

Nah, just need that slave labour for the economy

So, instead of modernizing and using machines for labor, you use children that have been abducted by Dutch agents. Seems legit.

[Zepplien]

Nah, just need that slave labour for the economy

So, instead of modernizing and using machines for labor, you use children that have been abducted by Dutch agents. Seems legit.

[Granadeseret]

No random events for tonight because I'm too lazy. However... you'd better brace yourself, because when they do come everything is about to go to that place Dante wrote about in his first book.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

No random events for tonight because I'm too lazy. However... you'd better brace yourself, because when they do come everything is about to go to that place Dante wrote about in his first book.

They were not books....they were Poems

[Marsisian]

So, instead of modernizing and using machines for labor, you use children that have been abducted by Dutch agents. Seems legit.

You just revolutionized the face of the world. Kudos to you.

[Corenea]

No random events for tonight because I'm too lazy. However... you'd better brace yourself, because when they do come everything is about to go to that place Dante wrote about in his first book.

Hell? What, did Germany experienced Chernoybl or something?

[Marsisian]

No random events for tonight because I'm too lazy. However... you'd better brace yourself, because when they do come everything is about to go to that place Dante wrote about in his first book.

Hell? What, did Germany experienced Chernoybl or something?

*Chernobyl

[Photana]

No random events for tonight because I'm too lazy. However... you'd better brace yourself, because when they do come everything is about to go to that place Dante wrote about in his first book.

Oh god. That disease that makes you explode the contents of your body is gonna make it's way to Europe, ain't it.