The Man in the Sand Castle (Nazi-World RP: OOC)

[Corenea]

But it probably does not taste like freedom (the taste of Coca-Cola)

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

So they're immitative overused cheap stuff then

[Ruridova]

No, but originally Fanta was created by Coca-Cola Deutschland as a replacement for Coca-Cola due to the fact that they could not get the syrup and thus had to make their own.

Damn it I was about to say that!

Besides I am sure I have some fine Rijk cola by now

Resisting urge to make reference to Ricola...

Damn it I was about to say that!

Besides I am sure I have some fine Rijk cola by now

But it probably does not taste like freedom (the taste of Coca-Cola)

Actually, the two had largely the same ingredients, meaning any taste difference would be negligible.

[Carathon]

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

So they're immitative overused cheap stuff then

You can taste the tears of widows and minorities in every drop!

[Ruridova]

So they're immitative overused cheap stuff then

You can taste the tears of widows and minorities in every drop!

*may contain small amounts of hydrogen cyanide.

[Zepplien]

So they're immitative overused cheap stuff then

You can taste the tears of widows and minorities in every drop!

Not to mention it is made right here in Europe!
*Looks at Belgium and Eastern Europe* Just don't ask how it is so cheep

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

But it probably does not taste like freedom (the taste of Coca-Cola)

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

Why did I just imagine a really badly dubbed advert of a fat German man sipping some cola?

[Segmentia]

I think Scandinavia will stick with water. No Ned to pollute our superior bodies with soft-drinks.

[Zepplien]

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

Why did I just imagine a really badly dubbed advert of a fat German man sipping some cola?

Because you know that is how it is marketed
Drink your damn Rijk cola Scotland!

[Carathon]

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

Why did I just imagine a really badly dubbed advert of a fat German man NORDIC-GERMAN PINNACLE OF THE PHYSIQUE* sipping some cola?

*Achtung. Whoever wrote this slander, please report to the Local SS Office for summary execution. Danke and gut day.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

England will keep to warm beer

[Ruridova]

I think Scandinavia will stick with water. No Ned to pollute our superior bodies with soft-drinks.

England will keep to warm beer

France will stick with wine, of course, and maybe supplement it with mineral water from Vichy.

[Zepplien]

I think Scandinavia will stick with water. No Ned to pollute our superior bodies with soft-drinks.

England will keep to warm beer

France will stick with wine, of course, and maybe supplement it with mineral water from Vichy.

How dare you not drink the Rijk cola!
Franz, get the waterboarding set, we will make them drink it!

[Carathon]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

[Corenea]

Mmmmmm, tastes like Fascism though!

Why did I just imagine a really badly dubbed advert of a fat German man sipping some cola?

"Reich Cola, fit for the Aryans with the glorious taste of fascism!"

[Ruridova]

France will stick with wine, of course, and maybe supplement it with mineral water from Vichy.

How dare you not drink the Rijk cola!
Franz, get the waterboarding set, we will make them drink it!

Alright, we'll drink it.. for now, unwillingly. But as soon as you call a sparkling white wine not produced in the Champagne region of France Champagne, we'll sue your ass off!

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

Inb4 mass Arab Muslim immigration ruins your dreams of an aryan race.

[Zepplien]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

Want me to send over a couple of battleships to sit in my Caribbean ports just to be an ass?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Germany can i haz Wehrmacht stationed in ENglandz?

[Carathon]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

Want me to send over a couple of battleships to sit in my Caribbean ports just to be an ass?

If you want cheap American goods to flood the market and drive you out of business, sure.

[Zepplien]

Want me to send over a couple of battleships to sit in my Caribbean ports just to be an ass?

If you want cheap American goods to flood the market and drive you out of business, sure.

I mean in response to them sending their ships over here...

[Ruridova]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

Inb4 mass Arab Muslim immigration ruins your dreams of an aryan race.

They can go to Turkey. They sure as hell wouldn't want to be in French territory.

[Carathon]

If you want cheap American goods to flood the market and drive you out of business, sure.

I mean in response to them sending their ships over here...

I meant, as if you if you send your fleet away, it may cause a successful landing in France, leading to American victory, thus the embargo lifted and cheap goods ruining the Dutch market. Of course, since the French are probably going to betray the Axis, it may not matter.

[Zepplien]

Verdammt Scotland.

Oh well, I'm not too worried about an Allied invasion of *mainland* Europe.

Inb4 mass Arab Muslim immigration ruins your dreams of an aryan race.

We have nice forced labour camps homes for them in Belgium
3 Square meals a day, plenty of exercise, you will never be out of work, and 24 hour security provided by the S.E.

I mean in response to them sending their ships over here...

I meant, as if you if you send your fleet away, it may cause a successful landing in France, leading to American victory, thus the embargo lifted and cheap goods ruining the Dutch market. Of course, since the French are probably going to betray the Axis, it may not matter.

We have to protect the Marke- the er, Aryan race from those damn dark Americans

[Segmentia]

Can England post already, please? If they are going to try and get out of handing over those ships to me, I'd rather it be done sooner rather then later.

[Carathon]

Germany can i haz Wehrmacht stationed in ENglandz?

We'll see what we can spare.