The Man in the Sand Castle (Nazi-World RP: OOC)

by **Aldelxane** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:16 pm

Carathon wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Over that kind of area?

No. Even if you have every bomber in the Luftwaffe flying, you might as well just nuke them or drop bombs laced with radioactive cobalt. Or buy a lot of phosgene and sarin.

Brilliant idea.

Meanwhile, America slowly flies a bomber into Berlin, and nukes it because the entire Luftwaffe is in Russia trying to clear a massive area of land. :lol2:

by **Carathon** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:16 pm

Aldelxane wrote:Here's some perspective:
1. Take modern day Germany, fill it with woods
2. Multiply by 6
3. Put it in a region covered with wet snow
4. Try to burn it all down

Well, the Luftwaffe is going to look like a dumbass. Oh well.

by **Aldelxane** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:18 pm

Carathon wrote:
Aldelxane wrote:Here's some perspective:
1. Take modern day Germany, fill it with woods
2. Multiply by 6
3. Put it in a region covered with wet snow
4. Try to burn it all down

Well, the Luftwaffes are going to look like dumbasses. Oh well.

Hehehehe... :rofl:

*fast forward to 2014*
"And that's why all the little Slavic boys and girls thank General Winter and his vast forests every year at Christmas"
Ok, goodnight. I will post a massive guerrilla war on the German troops tomorrow, while the Luftwaffe derp around trying to burn down a massive forest.

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:21 pm

The lift wing should come help me in Brazil, it would work there

by **Segmentia** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:33 pm

~~Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming everywhere~~

by **Corenea** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:36 pm

Segmentia wrote:~~Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming everywhere~~

(Cuz I'm in a mood for some freedom songs)
Johnny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun
Take it on the run, on the run, on the run
Hear them calling you and me
Every son of liberty
Hurry right away, no delay, go today
Make your daddy glad to have had such a lad
Tell your sweetheart not to pine
To be proud her boy's in line.

Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums are rum-tumming everywhere

Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums are rum-tumming everywhere

So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over there, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over over there.
Over there.

Johnny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun
Johnny show the Hun you're a son of a gun
Hoist the flag and let her fly
Yankee Doodle do or die
Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit
Yankees to the ranks from the towns and the tanks
Make your mother proud of you
And the old Red White and Blue.

Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums are rum-tumming everywhere

Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums are rum-tumming everywhere

So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over there, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over over there.
Over there.

by **Aldelxane** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:49 pm

Wait, is America doing something I should know about...

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:51 pm

Aldelxane wrote:Wait, is America doing something I should know about...

That is a very good question...

by **Corenea** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:52 pm

Aldelxane wrote:Wait, is America doing something I should know about...

Possibly

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:57 pm

"Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming everywhere.
So prepare, say a prayer,
Send the word, send the word to beware -"

I may have to adapt this song for this RP, I found it and like it

by **Segmentia** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:59 pm

Don't you dare put a Dutch spin on it.

Besides, it will probably piss of the Germans to have an American patriotic tune being used by an ally.

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:00 pm

Segmentia wrote:Don't you dare put a Dutch spin on it.

Besides, it will probably piss of the Germans to have an American patriotic tune being used by an ally.

But it would be the ultimate insult to the Americans, to have their propaganda used against them

by **Segmentia** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:02 pm

Zepplien wrote:
Segmentia wrote:Don't you dare put a Dutch spin on it.

Besides, it will probably piss of the Germans to have an American patriotic tune being used by an ally.

But it would be the ultimate insult to the Americans, to have their propaganda used against them

Not really.

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:04 pm

Segmentia wrote:
Zepplien wrote:But it would be the ultimate insult to the Americans, to have their propaganda used against them

Not really.

I figured it would

Anyway, it is just really hard to find any military songs for the Dutch, as they have never been a really aggressive nation.

by **The imperial canadian dutchy** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:04 pm

i will make a post as ENgland tommorrow as it is 1:02 am

by **Segmentia** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:08 pm

Zepplien wrote:
Segmentia wrote:
Not really.

I figured it would

Anyway, it is just really hard to find any military songs for the Dutch, as they have never been a really aggressive nation.

Borrow the German ones and put a Dutch spin on them. The Germans have plenty.

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:10 pm

Segmentia wrote:
Zepplien wrote:I figured it would

Anyway, it is just really hard to find any military songs for the Dutch, as they have never been a really aggressive nation.

Borrow the German ones and put a Dutch spin on them. The Germans have plenty.

I was worried that might be insulting...
Oh well

by **Granadeseret** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:18 pm

Zepplien wrote:
Segmentia wrote:
Borrow the German ones and put a Dutch spin on them. The Germans have plenty.

I was worried that might be insulting...
Oh well

Well, if you want to take an American song, pick one to parody that makes them sound like uncultured, backwater hicks. Like this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o

Nothing says backwater hick like a parody of a parody of a song written for lower class southerners

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:27 pm

Oh, by the way, question I was meaning to ask, the Dutch Royal Shell has control of about how much of the production of the Ottoman lands?

Or are we saying it is just Ottoman companies in this RP?

by **Granadeseret** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:29 pm

Zepplien wrote:Oh, by the way, question I was meaning to ask, the Dutch Royal Shell has control of about how much of the production of the Ottoman lands?

Or are we saying it is just Ottoman companies in this RP?

The Imperial Petroleum Consortium controls most of the Ottoman oil, but the Dutch have maybe a... what, 5% share? The Dutch probably have oil rights in Kuwait, mostly.

by **Zepplien** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:39 pm

Granadeseret wrote:
Zepplien wrote:Oh, by the way, question I was meaning to ask, the Dutch Royal Shell has control of about how much of the production of the Ottoman lands?

Or are we saying it is just Ottoman companies in this RP?

The Imperial Petroleum Consortium controls most of the Ottoman oil, but the Dutch have maybe a... what, 5% share? The Dutch probably have oil rights in Kuwait, mostly.

Sounds good to me, even a 5% share is tens of thousends of barrels a day
Plus Indonesia
Plus some of South America

by **The imperial canadian dutchy** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:14 am

Zepplien wrote:Oh, by the way, question I was meaning to ask, the Dutch Royal Shell has control of about how much of the production of the Ottoman lands?

Or are we saying it is just Ottoman companies in this RP?

Considering i own half of that company....

by **Zepplien** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:19 am

The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:
Zepplien wrote:Oh, by the way, question I was meaning to ask, the Dutch Royal Shell has control of about how much of the production of the Ottoman lands?

Or are we saying it is just Ottoman companies in this RP?

Considering i own half of that company....

I would assume Dutch ultranationists would take full control of the company

by **The imperial canadian dutchy** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:54 am

Zepplien wrote:
The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:Considering i own half of that company....

I would assume Dutch ultranationists would take full control of the company

That half of it is based in England so..... good luck with that, However we are both Axis so we have nothing at all to worry about

by **Zepplien** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:56 am

The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:
Zepplien wrote:I would assume Dutch ultranationists would take full control of the company

That half of it is based in England so..... good luck with that, However we are both Axis so we have nothing at all to worry about

Well, I mean like stripping out the English half and replacing it with Dutch
If I am not mistaken, it is just the shipping the British controlled

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