History of Empires (OOC, Always Open)

[Lithuanian Empire]

Don't worry guys! This ain't so bad!

...

Well, we're fucked.

This is bad. I don't know. I am still waiting for Connori to reply to my proposal.

TG him, if he doesn't reply, fuck him and go on.

[Altito Asmoro]

Hey guys, sorry for the absence, but been busy. Unfortunately I'm dropping by just to say that I'll be out longer, for three days. Then again La Republica hasn't shown up either and I'm waiting on his post... so...

Laters...

This is his last post. He's just back online yesterday.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Toraganism or Sievietism?

Non, follow Eiraashamelk.

This is why the Second Crusade will be in Brittania

It isn't claimed, most of the Balkans are open, including there. But yeah, fix up everything that is listed above and it should be good to go, Dangelia.

Ha ha, Sievietism shall be the Christianity analogue, just as I planned. I'm waiting for the Second Crusade to wipe out Toraganism...

I thought Sievietism was like Islam ._.

I. You pretty much forgot everything we agreed on. I thought we stated:

Torganism is gonna be like Christianity
Sievietism is gonna be like Islam
Njordism is gonna be like Judaism.

What ever happened to that? Seriously ._. II. You are not wiping out Toraganism. Period. I'm serious too.

III. You even said that Sievietism is gonna be predominatly in EASTERN EUROPE. And you can't even reach PAST WEstern because first of all, Polar CANT REACH YOU. I'M NEARER. I'm pretty sure that the other guy and NPC also convereted to Toraganism. And secondly, you just only BEGUN to spread Sievietism. IV. So don't think your gonna take over Western Europe too.

V. This is WHY I made Aachen an NPC, So we can have a god fucking damn Jerusalem....

Which I STILL ask, WHY haven't you have any of the Siev priests come to Aachen? ._.

I. Things can change. We can only plan as to what a few players want to do, not what everyone in Europe wants to do
II. I'm not going to wipe out Toraganism, I'm going to try to wipe it out.
III. See #I. If Pol wants to be Sievietian, then let him be. Plus, monks can travel. They don't just sit in one place like a rock.
IV. Just watch me spread Sievietism to Western Europe. You can try to stop it, but you have yet to try it.
V. Aachen is an NPC? I'll send monks right away

"Torganism is gonna be like Christianity"

Not even you can, apparently, which is the spelling that I used.

There's a lotta talk about missionaries and spreading the various religions. However, what makes those religions appealing? Who would bother adopting them over whatever local religion there may be? Toraganism is another pantheon; if it still uses national personifications, we run into the problems we brought up before and it wouldn't spread, at all.

I'm plowing through the IC and OOC, but I don't see what comprises Sievietism or Njordism (if it's anything like IRL, it's another pantheon). However, unlike Toraganism, Sievietism is being spread at the point of a sword, like Islam. At the moment, Sievietism's spread makes the most sense, compared to other essentially regional pantheons, unless Toraganism's appeal is addressed.

I think that you could create a monotheistic religion focused on redemption by some martyr's death and supposed resurrection.

The only instance of Sievietism being spread by the sword is when the Brendenish were conquered. (Well, it's also because it's being forced to be worshipped inside of the nation, but aside from those two instances it has been spread by monks & priests) The rest happened because of monks and priests travelling. For instance, I never invaded Baltica, Denmark, Brittany, Hungary, et cetera... Plus, Christianity was also spread by violence at one point. You know, those two or three hundred years of crusading...

-Snip-

Looks good enough to me. Accepted, welcome to History of Empires!

[Altito Asmoro]

This is bad. I don't know. I am still waiting for Connori to reply to my proposal.

TG him, if he doesn't reply, fuck him and go on.

Except I need ally in Indonesia, and La Republic had been allied with Luzvmindia, meaning I will be cornered lest there will be another faction.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Toraganism or Sievietism?

Non, follow Eiraashamelk.

This is why the Second Crusade will be in Brittania

I thought Sievietism was like Islam ._.

I. You pretty much forgot everything we agreed on. I thought we stated:

Torganism is gonna be like Christianity
Sievietism is gonna be like Islam
Njordism is gonna be like Judaism.

What ever happened to that? Seriously ._. II. You are not wiping out Toraganism. Period. I'm serious too.

III. You even said that Sievietism is gonna be predominatly in EASTERN EUROPE. And you can't even reach PAST WEstern because first of all, Polar CANT REACH YOU. I'M NEARER. I'm pretty sure that the other guy and NPC also convereted to Toraganism. And secondly, you just only BEGUN to spread Sievietism. IV. So don't think your gonna take over Western Europe too.

V. This is WHY I made Aachen an NPC, So we can have a god fucking damn Jerusalem....

Which I STILL ask, WHY haven't you have any of the Siev priests come to Aachen? ._.

I. Things can change. We can only plan as to what a few players want to do, not what everyone in Europe wants to do
II. I'm not going to wipe out Toraganism, I'm going to try to wipe it out.
III. See #I. If Pol wants to be Sievietian, then let him be. Plus, monks can travel. They don't just sit in one place like a rock.
IV. Just watch me spread Sievietism to Western Europe. You can try to stop it, but you have yet to try it.
V. Aachen is an NPC? I'll send monks right away

"Torganism is gonna be like Christianity"

Not even you can, apparently, which is the spelling that I used.

There's a lotta talk about missionaries and spreading the various religions. However, what makes those religions appealing? Who would bother adopting them over whatever local religion there may be? Toraganism is another pantheon; if it still uses national personifications, we run into the problems we brought up before and it wouldn't spread, at all.

I'm plowing through the IC and OOC, but I don't see what comprises Sievietism or Njordism (if it's anything like IRL, it's another pantheon). However, unlike Toraganism, Sievietism is being spread at the point of a sword, like Islam. At the moment, Sievietism's spread makes the most sense, compared to other essentially regional pantheons, unless Toraganism's appeal is addressed.

I think that you could create a monotheistic religion focused on redemption by some martyr's death and supposed resurrection.

The only instance of Sievietism being spread by the sword is when the Brendenish were conquered. (Well, it's also because it's being forced to be worshipped inside of the nation, but aside from those two instances it has been spread by monks & priests) The rest happened because of monks and priests travelling. For instance, I never invaded Baltica, Denmark, Brittany, Hungary, et cetera... Plus, Christianity was also spread by violence at one point. You know, those two or three hundred years of crusading...

-Snip-

Looks good enough to me. Accepted, welcome to History of Empires!

Well, prepare for mud, rain and cold.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

This is why the Second Crusade will be in Brittania

I. Things can change. We can only plan as to what a few players want to do, not what everyone in Europe wants to do
II. I'm not going to wipe out Toraganism, I'm going to try to wipe it out.
III. See #I. If Pol wants to be Sievietian, then let him be. Plus, monks can travel. They don't just sit in one place like a rock.
IV. Just watch me spread Sievietism to Western Europe. You can try to stop it, but you have yet to try it.
V. Aachen is an NPC? I'll send monks right away

The only instance of Sievietism being spread by the sword is when the Brendenish were conquered. (Well, it's also because it's being forced to be worshipped inside of the nation, but aside from those two instances it has been spread by monks & priests) The rest happened because of monks and priests travelling. For instance, I never invaded Baltica, Denmark, Brittany, Hungary, et cetera... Plus, Christianity was also spread by violence at one point. You know, those two or three hundred years of crusading...

Looks good enough to me. Accepted, welcome to History of Empires!

Well, prepare for mud, rain and cold.

And you be prepared for the thousands of stakes about to be burned... with your officials tied to them

[The Emerald Dragon]

Well, prepare for mud, rain and cold.

And you be prepared for the thousands of stakes about to be burned... with your officials tied to them

It'll be more of a challenge lighting them, then getting the Eiri populace converted to Sievietism.

I mean, the place rains all the time.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

And you be prepared for the thousands of stakes about to be burned... with your officials tied to them

It'll be more of a challenge lighting them, then getting the Eiri populace converted to Sievietism.

I mean, the place rains all the time.

Then we'll hang 'em, cut off their heads, and send them to the officials who managed to stay alive this long, and then later do the same again. The cycle will keep on repeating itself until the Eiri convert to Sievietism... or until the Preusenians decide it is time to move on to elsewhere. I dunno, one or the other.

[The Emerald Dragon]

It'll be more of a challenge lighting them, then getting the Eiri populace converted to Sievietism.

I mean, the place rains all the time.

Then we'll hang 'em, cut off their heads, and send them to the officials who managed to stay alive this long, and then later do the same again. The cycle will keep on repeating itself until the Eiri convert to Sievietism... or until the Preusenians decide it is time to move on to elsewhere. I dunno, one or the other.

The Eiri will castrate Siev monks, to prevent children of the devil coming into the world.

[Lithuanian Empire]

Seriously not in character, but I just want to tell something.

Lithuania is seriously catching up to Western video game standards.
Last year on our shelves we had PS2, Xbox, Duke Nukem, Colin McRae and GTA: San Andreas.
This year we have PS4, Xbox One, Titanfall, GTA 5, CoD Ghosts and Assassin's Creed 3, as well as many more.
Quite a drastic change, I'd say.

Though, in current money earning speed, it would take me 9 years to buy an Xbox One (My parents don't even want to hear anything about consoles, and no wonder, it costs as much as their monthly wage), so I don't feel any difference.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Seriously not in character, but I just want to tell something.

Lithuania is seriously catching up to Western video game standards.
Last year on our shelves we had PS2, Xbox, Duke Nukem, Colin McRae and GTA: San Andreas.
This year we have PS4, Xbox One, Titanfall, GTA 5, CoD Ghosts and Assassin's Creed 3, as well as many more.
Quite a drastic change, I'd say.

Though, in current money earning speed, it would take me 9 years to buy an Xbox One (My parents don't even want to hear anything about consoles, and no wonder, it costs as much as their monthly wage), so I don't feel any difference.

Is it wrong to think Lithuania is an LEDC?

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Seriously not in character, but I just want to tell something.

Lithuania is seriously catching up to Western video game standards.
Last year on our shelves we had PS2, Xbox, Duke Nukem, Colin McRae and GTA: San Andreas.
This year we have PS4, Xbox One, Titanfall, GTA 5, CoD Ghosts and Assassin's Creed 3, as well as many more.
Quite a drastic change, I'd say.

Though, in current money earning speed, it would take me 9 years to buy an Xbox One (My parents don't even want to hear anything about consoles, and no wonder, it costs as much as their monthly wage), so I don't feel any difference.

That's both cool yet it sucks, since you can't get any of the newer models...

Then we'll hang 'em, cut off their heads, and send them to the officials who managed to stay alive this long, and then later do the same again. The cycle will keep on repeating itself until the Eiri convert to Sievietism... or until the Preusenians decide it is time to move on to elsewhere. I dunno, one or the other.

The Eiri will castrate Siev monks, to prevent children of the devil coming into the world.

Then more from the homeland will come, spreading teh ebul teechyngz of siev! Dun, dun, DUN!

[The Emerald Dragon]

Seriously not in character, but I just want to tell something.

Lithuania is seriously catching up to Western video game standards.
Last year on our shelves we had PS2, Xbox, Duke Nukem, Colin McRae and GTA: San Andreas.
This year we have PS4, Xbox One, Titanfall, GTA 5, CoD Ghosts and Assassin's Creed 3, as well as many more.
Quite a drastic change, I'd say.

Though, in current money earning speed, it would take me 9 years to buy an Xbox One (My parents don't even want to hear anything about consoles, and no wonder, it costs as much as their monthly wage), so I don't feel any difference.

That's both cool yet it sucks, since you can't get any of the newer models...

The Eiri will castrate Siev monks, to prevent children of the devil coming into the world.

Then more from the homeland will come, spreading teh ebul teechyngz of siev! Dun, dun, DUN!

The Eiri will send for the Brony brigade.

[Lithuanian Empire]

Seriously not in character, but I just want to tell something.

Lithuania is seriously catching up to Western video game standards.
Last year on our shelves we had PS2, Xbox, Duke Nukem, Colin McRae and GTA: San Andreas.
This year we have PS4, Xbox One, Titanfall, GTA 5, CoD Ghosts and Assassin's Creed 3, as well as many more.
Quite a drastic change, I'd say.

Though, in current money earning speed, it would take me 9 years to buy an Xbox One (My parents don't even want to hear anything about consoles, and no wonder, it costs as much as their monthly wage), so I don't feel any difference.

Is it wrong to think Lithuania is an LEDC?

Comparing us to the world, we are a MEDC, though only recently became one.

[Kryskov]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

[The Emerald Dragon]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

Yes.

But first, there's a spot of genocide and conquest i need to do.

[Lithuanian Empire]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

Good luck.
The Rathri will spread the word of Siev across Europe!

[The Emerald Dragon]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

Kryskov, we must fuse aspects of our religion, to survive against the hordes.

[Luzvimindia]

TG him, if he doesn't reply, fuck him and go on.

Except I need ally in Indonesia, and La Republic had been allied with Luzvmindia, meaning I will be cornered lest there will be another faction.

You don't have to be cornered. Want to be allies? Although your efforts of a Sumatran unification will have to be postponed until a later time. I plan on just settling the tip of the island (Banda Aceh-area) and leave the rest to whoever wants to conquer them. I'm moving more towards an Indochinese empire in the 13th century onwards.

[Kryskov]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

Kryskov, we must fuse aspects of our religion, to survive against the hordes.

I suppose if you're willing to accept ditheism, then I can accept...whatever it is you do.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Kryskov, we must fuse aspects of our religion, to survive against the hordes.

I suppose if you're willing to accept ditheism, then I can accept...whatever it is you do.

Eiraashamelk.

Together, it will be.

Dithaashamelk.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Yo, people in Brittania: let's unite against the Siev horde!

Good luck.
The Rathri will spread the word of Siev across Europe!

You're doing Erhman's Siev's work!

To Brittanica: Ally now while you have the chance, because once the Crusades come, no one will be safe!

[The Emerald Dragon]

Good luck.
The Rathri will spread the word of Siev across Europe!

You're doing Erhman's Siev's work!

To Brittanica: Ally now while you have the chance, because once the Crusades come, no one will be safe!

The Eiri warrior with fireballs in his eyes, and lightning bolts coming out of his arse.

[Relikai]

Good luck.
The Rathri will spread the word of Siev across Europe!

You're doing Erhman's Siev's work!

To Brittanica: Ally now while you have the chance, because once the Crusades come, no one will be safe!

Warriors of Thradork! So now you know, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PLAGUE!!

[Cerelia]

I'm sure it's in here somewhere, but does anyone have the most recent map?

Along with this, I'd like to make contact of some sorts with the other nations around me. Anyone have any idea who those are? Considering I'm in South Ukraine?