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[Zarkenis Ultima]

___"He would have to buy lunch first; I have not eaten since yesterday," Niall stated without thought about the situation. "Seriously, I haven't eaten since yesterday. Anyway you still are trying to convince an entomophobe to kill a bug, so I still need to cover the costs of a therapist for exposure," Niall stated in an absent-minded glee as spider got flicked-off the shoulder. Suddenly, the price-tag on the new set of earmuffs she thought of purchasing made themselves apparent.
___"Damn it! What kind of Expynglishmen runs that factory? Who uses that much cash to make a set of headphones? I really need to hit something, so you really need to direct me to this insect. Actually, just lead me there while I calm down so I do not think of hitting things with a bat as stress relief," Niall stated with a sarcastic rage against the Expynglishmen, those people who all Padraics, plastic or otherwise, were legally obligated to hate. It was unclear how sarcastic her rage was, as she seemed to return to a serenity with haste.

Aria merely blinked, yet again, at how quickly this person changed her mind.

"...Okay, then. Follow me!" She said, before heading back to the Constable. "This is the person I was talking about."

[SaintB]

"No, just a simple delivery. Anyways, I must be off to speak with him. It was nice meeting you Arion," she said. She then stepped around Arion and went to the Apothecary. "Sir, I have delivered the tonic to the Miller," she said haughtily.

After she left, Arion decided to walk out the door, and go home to deliver the special herb to their father.

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Arion. You're the best androgynous child in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!

You still have plenty of time until dinner, maybe you should go see what is going on around town?

[SaintB]

The western edge of the village is entirely residential with no shops or businesses of any kind unlike the rest of the place. You quickly discover the green house with the white picket fence and tool shed but you also notice the over large long haired black cat sitting right in front of the shed's door. It's cleaning itself but has it's eyes fixed intently on you.

Dmitri looks about him, and tosses a small pebble in the general direction of the cat. Perhaps it would be a normal cat instead of a doom kitty, and actually be scared away by loud noises.

The cat just keeps staring at you, it might actually have raised one of it's eyebrows at you.

[SaintB]

A short triumphant sounding riff plays in the background for only a few seconds as the apothecary applauds. Then as if its entirely not a strange occurance that just transpired he gives you your reward.

Apothecary: Thank you so much Lilian! As promised here is your father's medicinal herb and a little something extra for your trouble. Don't spend it all in one place!

Quest Complete!
You recieve medicinal herb and 5 keikec. You have earned 25 EXP!

Lilian struck a triumphant pose. Golden sparks fell upon her as large golden letters saying "QUEST COMPLETE" appeared over her head (or at least, she imagined them to be there). She then got back into a normal position. "Now I shall deliver this herb to my sickly father," she said. She charged out of the Apothecary doors, running back to her home.

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Lilian. You're the best daughter in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!


Dad: The village elder wanted to talk to you about something, he's in the town square.

[The Carlisle]

Lilian struck a triumphant pose. Golden sparks fell upon her as large golden letters saying "QUEST COMPLETE" appeared over her head (or at least, she imagined them to be there). She then got back into a normal position. "Now I shall deliver this herb to my sickly father," she said. She charged out of the Apothecary doors, running back to her home.

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Arion. You're the best daughter in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!


Dad: The village elder wanted to talk to you about something, he's in the town square.

Yet again, she struck a pose, imagining the lettering a sparkles again. "Okay father. I'll head off now. bye!" Lilian said. She dashed out of her house and headed towards the town square. She was curious what the elder wanted with her.

[SaintB]

___"He would have to buy lunch first; I have not eaten since yesterday," Niall stated without thought about the situation. "Seriously, I haven't eaten since yesterday. Anyway you still are trying to convince an entomophobe to kill a bug, so I still need to cover the costs of a therapist for exposure," Niall stated in an absent-minded glee as spider got flicked-off the shoulder. Suddenly, the price-tag on the new set of earmuffs she thought of purchasing made themselves apparent.
___"Damn it! What kind of Expynglishmen runs that factory? Who uses that much cash to make a set of headphones? I really need to hit something, so you really need to direct me to this insect. Actually, just lead me there while I calm down so I do not think of hitting things with a bat as stress relief," Niall stated with a sarcastic rage against the Expynglishmen, those people who all Padraics, plastic or otherwise, were legally obligated to hate. It was unclear how sarcastic her rage was, as she seemed to return to a serenity with haste.

Aria merely blinked, yet again, at how quickly this person changed her mind.

"...Okay, then. Follow me!" She said, before heading back to the Constable. "This is the person I was talking about."

You and Nial head for the warehouse where the Constable still stands guard. He sizes Nial up and seems to get really excited.

Constable: Wow! She looks really strong, strong enough to kick the crabapples out of an infernal cockroach! Thank you Arion!

He turns to Nial.

Constable: I'll tell you what; I called for the exterminator but he's apparently contracted gout and has been taking too much medicinal herb so he can't get rid of that thing until tomorrow. If you crush that bug I will give you the exterminator's fee of 20 keikec, what do you say Nial?

Do you (Nial) accept this lawfully binding quest?
Sure thing?
Maybe later?
Nope?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Aria merely blinked, yet again, at how quickly this person changed her mind.

"...Okay, then. Follow me!" She said, before heading back to the Constable. "This is the person I was talking about."

You and Nial head for the warehouse where the Constable still stands guard. He sizes Nial up and seems to get really excited.

Constable: Wow! She looks really strong, strong enough to kick the crabapples out of an infernal cockroach! Thank you Arion!

"I'm Aria." She politely corrected him.

"Stupid similar names."

[SaintB]

You and Nial head for the warehouse where the Constable still stands guard. He sizes Nial up and seems to get really excited.

Constable: Wow! She looks really strong, strong enough to kick the crabapples out of an infernal cockroach! Thank you Arion!

"I'm Aria." She politely corrected him.

"Stupid similar names."

The constable looks nonplussed.

Constable: Sorry ARIA. I get so confused sometimes. It was really popular to start children's names with AR in the early 2000's.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"I'm Aria." She politely corrected him.

"Stupid similar names."

The constable looks nonplussed.

Constable: Sorry ARIA. I get so confused sometimes. It was really popular to start children's names with AR in the early 2000's.

"Yeah, my parents told me that. But it's okay, mister, don't worry about it." She replied.

[Altruistic Paladins]

->Sure thing

"Officer, I need an axe, a raincoat, and Huey Lewis and the News playing in the background. Eh, who am I kidding? Just give me a few minutes and he will be begging for the roach motel. Actually, if it can talk, I might just get him out of your warehouse as my sarcastic Greek chorus. Dang it! I am rambling! Damned roach probably wouldn't be that funny anyway. Officer, where is the roach and how tolerant are you of blood-splatter?" Niall asserted with impatience directed at that distracted fool who could not get to the point--Niall.

[Grenartia]

After she left, Arion decided to walk out the door, and go home to deliver the special herb to their father.

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Arion. You're the best androgynous child in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!

You still have plenty of time until dinner, maybe you should go see what is going on around town?

"I think I'll go to the Village Square." Arion said to themself.

[SaintB]

->Sure thing

"Officer, I need an axe, a raincoat, and Huey Lewis and the News playing in the background. Eh, who am I kidding? Just give me a few minutes and he will be begging for the roach motel. Actually, if it can talk, I might just get him out of your warehouse as my sarcastic Greek chorus. Dang it! I am rambling! Damned roach probably wouldn't be that funny anyway. Officer, where is the roach and how tolerant are you of blood-splatter?" Niall asserted with impatience directed at that distracted fool who could not get to the point--Niall.

The Constable has apparently never seen American Psycho and seems a bit confused at first but the glaze covering his eyes soon fades and he snaps out of it toward the end when you talk about blood splatter tolerances.

Constable: Just kill that thing and I'll handle the rest.

He unlocks the door for you and moves out of the way.

Quest Recieved!
Kill the Infernal Cockroachinside the Warehouse.

[SaintB]

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Arion. You're the best daughter in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!


Dad: The village elder wanted to talk to you about something, he's in the town square.

Yet again, she struck a pose, imagining the lettering a sparkles again. "Okay father. I'll head off now. bye!" Lilian said. She dashed out of her house and headed towards the town square. She was curious what the elder wanted with her.

The village square is an open field in the center of town with a communal well more or less in the center. The village elder is here, a gnarly old man with an epic beard and a staff that's just as gnarled. He greets you as soon as you get there.

Elder: Hello Lilian! I suppose you want to know why I sent for you? Once a decade I gather all the young men and women that are coming of age and teach them how to fight just in case you ever find yourself in a desperate situation. You might not know this but I was once quite the adventurer and decided it would be important to show young people the basic fundamentals of giving any stray monsters that come by the village a beat down.

Do you wish to enter the combat tutorial?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Aria, believing that she had probably fooled around long enough and done enough good deeds for the day (One more than needed! Sure, she had free items, but still), decided to finally head over to the Apothecary to buy the medicinal herb for her father's gout, hoping he wouldn't be mad because she took a little bit longer than necessary.

Thus, she went to the Apothecary, hoping he hadn't run out of herbs or something like that.

[SaintB]

When you get home you find your father sitting in his favorite chair relaxing after a long hard days work doing whatever he does.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Arion. You're the best androgynous child in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!

You still have plenty of time until dinner, maybe you should go see what is going on around town?

"I think I'll go to the Village Square." Arion said to themself.

You reach the village square to see Lilian conversing with the Village Elder but before you can approach an old lady calls you over...

Old Woman: Could you come over here for a minute dearie? I'm so old and frail and I need the help of a strong young person.

[SaintB]

Aria, believing that she had probably fooled around long enough and done enough good deeds for the day (One more than needed! Sure, she had free items, but still), decided to finally head over to the Apothecary to buy the medicinal herb for her father's gout, hoping he wouldn't be mad because she took a little bit longer than necessary.

Thus, she went to the Apothecary, hoping he hadn't run out of herbs or something like that.

The apothecary is just finishing up with another customer when you come in, he greets you and waves you over to the counter.

Apothecary: Hello Aria! How can I help you?"

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Aria, believing that she had probably fooled around long enough and done enough good deeds for the day (One more than needed! Sure, she had free items, but still), decided to finally head over to the Apothecary to buy the medicinal herb for her father's gout, hoping he wouldn't be mad because she took a little bit longer than necessary.

Thus, she went to the Apothecary, hoping he hadn't run out of herbs or something like that.

The apothecary is just finishing up with another customer when you come in, he greets you and waves you over to the counter.

Apothecary: Hello Aria! How can I help you?"

Aria greeted back the apothecary, approaching the counter. "Oh, hello. I would like to get some medicinal herbs. My father sent me here to get him some for his gout." She said to him.

[SaintB]

The apothecary is just finishing up with another customer when you come in, he greets you and waves you over to the counter.

Apothecary: Hello Aria! How can I help you?"

Aria greeted back the apothecary, approaching the counter. "Oh, hello. I would like to get some medicinal herbs. My father sent me here to get him some for his gout." She said to him.

Apothecary: Oh yes, your mother told me to expect you. I have the medicinal herb right here, it'll be 15 keikec. Is there anything else you wanted?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Aria greeted back the apothecary, approaching the counter. "Oh, hello. I would like to get some medicinal herbs. My father sent me here to get him some for his gout." She said to him.

Apothecary: Oh yes, your mother told me to expect you. I have the medicinal herb right here, it'll be 15 keikec. Is there anything else you wanted?

"Oh, no, thank you very much." Aria said to the apothecary, handing him the keikec and taking the medicinal herb from him. "Bye!" She said to him, waving, before heading out of the building and back to her home to give his father the medicinal herb.

[Grenartia]

"I think I'll go to the Village Square." Arion said to themself.

You reach the village square to see Lilian conversing with the Village Elder but before you can approach an old lady calls you over...

Old Woman: Could you come over here for a minute dearie? I'm so old and frail and I need the help of a strong young person.

"Sure" Arion said, walking over to the woman. "What do you need help with?"

[Altruistic Paladins]

With a bat at hand and reasonable calm, Niall set foot into the warehouse. The idea of a bug-bomb was in Niall's mind, but a swing of a whifflebat seemed acceptable to them. The only question that remained was whether the cockroach hid or was going to attack. In order to make it extremely clear, Niall hummed to the tune of "Sweet Polly Oliver" with intents of making the damned thing pick-a-fight with the noticeably off-key singing.

[SaintB]

Apothecary: Oh yes, your mother told me to expect you. I have the medicinal herb right here, it'll be 15 keikec. Is there anything else you wanted?

"Oh, no, thank you very much." Aria said to the apothecary, handing him the keikec and taking the medicinal herb from him. "Bye!" She said to him, waving, before heading out of the building and back to her home to give his father the medicinal herb.

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Aria. You're the best daughter in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!

Dad: The village elder wanted to talk to you about something, he's in the town square.

[SaintB]

You reach the village square to see Lilian conversing with the Village Elder but before you can approach an old lady calls you over...

Old Woman: Could you come over here for a minute dearie? I'm so old and frail and I need the help of a strong young person.

"Sure" Arion said, walking over to the woman. "What do you need help with?"

The woman smiles a toothless smile as you reach her and then explains her predicament.

Old Woman: I have bird feeders all over town but I've grown to old to fill them all. My grandson usually fills them for me every Tuesday but he caught that gout thing that is going around and keeps smoking that newfangled medicinal herb and he becomes useless. Now it's Thursday and the poor little birdies haven't had any food. The twitter twitter of all the little birds makes this old woman so very happy. Could you fill my bird feeders for me?

Do you accept this quest?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Dad: Excellent, I see you have brought my medicinal herbthank you so much Aria. You're the best daughter in the world!

Quest complete!
You receive 25 EXP!

Dad: The village elder wanted to talk to you about something, he's in the town square.

Aria smiled and hugged her father after receiving her well-earned 25 EXP, before hearing that the village elder was looking for her. "Oh, alright. I'll be back later then." She said to him, before heading out of her house and towards the town square to find the village elder, wondering what he wanted with her.

"Maybe he'll give me some more free items!"

[Galnius]

Rigo grumbled as he walked out of the house. "Why can't they ever let me do what I want to. Oh well, might as well explore." With that, he went to the town and to the Village North.