RPG the RP

[Grenartia]

Arion took the woman's hand, and got to their feet, shrugging off the error in gender. They didn't like to air their gender out, especially to strangers. "I'm Arion, and its perfectly alright, you didn't mean any harm. You are?"

"I'm Lilian, brave knight and adventurer!" she announced, posing with her Nerf sword pointed at the sky. She then went back to a normal position. "I was returning from a quest given to me by the Apothecary."

"Did he ask you to procure some more herb for him?" they asked, wondering if maybe she had managed to procure a little extra.

[The Carlisle]

"I'm Lilian, brave knight and adventurer!" she announced, posing with her Nerf sword pointed at the sky. She then went back to a normal position. "I was returning from a quest given to me by the Apothecary."

"Did he ask you to procure some more herb for him?" they asked, wondering if maybe she had managed to procure a little extra.

"No, just a simple delivery. Anyways, I must be off to speak with him. It was nice meeting you Arion," she said. She then stepped around Arion and went to the Apothecary. "Sir, I have delivered the tonic to the Miller," she said haughtily.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Dmitri nods, smiling.

"I just thought I would ask."

He walks home, humming an old Slavic tune about a one-eyed bard who juggled, and delivered the herbs to his poor poor great aunt.

[Grenartia]

"Did he ask you to procure some more herb for him?" they asked, wondering if maybe she had managed to procure a little extra.

"No, just a simple delivery. Anyways, I must be off to speak with him. It was nice meeting you Arion," she said. She then stepped around Arion and went to the Apothecary. "Sir, I have delivered the tonic to the Miller," she said haughtily.

After she left, Arion decided to walk out the door, and go home to deliver the special herb to their father.

[SaintB]

Sadly, only fifty keikec weren't enough to by some of those fancy things the item shop had for sale (Not that she even had all fifty, since some were for her dad's 'medicinal herbs'), and her savings had been spent on a pair of pants with a 33% higher Pockets stat. So after a while she left the item shop alone, and, noticing that there wasn't much more to do here in the North part of the village, decided to visit the warehouse.

To town, Niall went, no particular mission at hand from the Heroes R Us outlet in the Padraic Republic to seek-out justice, glory, heroism, and plenty of cash. On a less glorious note, there was also employment. Out of the land where pants and skirts were gender-neutral apparel and a bar fight which caused concussions was friendly rough-housing. Entering the town, no evil doers decided to leap out of the shadows and attack the ambiguously gendered-person wearing body-armor and carrying a bat for no apparent reason. It was probably the bell-bottoms that people wearing powdered-wigs thought were old-fashioned that caused the presumably fifty ninjas with nothing better to do than to split ten bucks fifty-ways to take pity. In need of correction, the item shop door opened so that Niall entered.

Aria is leaving, Niall is entering and quite by accident a two way battle for control of the door begins.

[SaintB]

"Did he ask you to procure some more herb for him?" they asked, wondering if maybe she had managed to procure a little extra.

"No, just a simple delivery. Anyways, I must be off to speak with him. It was nice meeting you Arion," she said. She then stepped around Arion and went to the Apothecary. "Sir, I have delivered the tonic to the Miller," she said haughtily.

A short triumphant sounding riff plays in the background for only a few seconds as the apothecary applauds. Then as if its entirely not a strange occurance that just transpired he gives you your reward.

Apothecary: Thank you so much Lilian! As promised here is your father's medicinal herb and a little something extra for your trouble. Don't spend it all in one place!

Quest Complete!
You recieve medicinal herb and 5 keikec. You have earned 25 EXP!

[SaintB]

Dmitri nods, smiling.

"I just thought I would ask."

He walks home, humming an old Slavic tune about a one-eyed bard who juggled, and delivered the herbs to his poor poor great aunt.

While on your way back you spot a man with cart load of firewood. One of the cart's two wheels is badly broken and the man struggles fruitlessly to repair the damage. Perhaps he needs some help?

[G-Tech Corporation]

The Rus' frowns as he notices the stricken farmer. Saint Purij would simply summon a grizzly with his angelic powers for the man to ride, and then rip off his shirt and drink more vodka, but Dmitri was not so divinely endowed. He stopped his journey home and walked over towards the man. Noticing a nearby wood pile, the Third Tsar searches around for a wood-carving knife; at the same time, he offers to held the stricken traveler.

[SaintB]

The Rus' frowns as he notices the stricken farmer. Saint Purij would simply summon a grizzly with his angelic powers for the man to ride, and then rip off his shirt and drink more vodka, but Dmitri was not so divinely endowed. He stopped his journey home and walked over towards the man. Noticing a nearby wood pile, the Third Tsar searches around for a wood-carving knife; at the same time, he offers to held the stricken traveler.

The man kicks the wheel in frustration and then grabs his foot, hopping around and shouting epitaths like %@*& and !:(^## but quickly collects himeself when he spots you and stops hopping to approach you (with a slight limp caused by severe foot pain).

Man: Hello stranger. I was taking this firewood home but I hit a rut in the road and the cart's wheel broke. Can you believe the luck? Maybe you could help me out, I'm a carpenter and can fix this broken wheel right up if I can get ahold of some of my tools. Would you mind terribly if I asked you to go to my home in the western part of the village and retrieve them for me? I would go do it myself but I'm afraid someone will take my firewood if I leave... and my foot really hurts.

Do you accept this quest?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Dmitri nods, and speaks to the carpenter-firewood purveyor. "Sure, I'd be happy to help. Where is your house exactly? Is there someone there who can get your tools for me?"

[SaintB]

Dmitri nods, and speaks to the carpenter-firewood purveyor. "Sure, I'd be happy to help. Where is your house exactly? Is there someone there who can get your tools for me?"

After a moment's consideration the man replies,

My house is the green one with the white picket fence. Not the white one with the green picket fence, don't go to that one because the woman who owns it has a very mean cat. You should find a bag of tools in my shed that has everything I'll need.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Dmitri nods, and speaks to the carpenter-firewood purveyor. "Sure, I'd be happy to help. Where is your house exactly? Is there someone there who can get your tools for me?"

After a moment's consideration the man replies,

My house is the green one with the white picket fence. Not the white one with the green picket fence, don't go to that one because the woman who owns it has a very mean cat. You should find a bag of tools in my shed that has everything I'll need.

The Russian nods and smiles. "I'll be back in a jiff with your tools", he says.

Dmtri then saunters off towards the western part of the village, looking for the green house with the white picket fence and the shed, not the white house with the green picket fence. He was sure he could take on a cat, lowly level five monster that it was, but there was no point aggravating the locals by slaughtering a beloved house pet.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Aria is leaving, Niall is entering and quite by accident a two way battle for control of the door begins.

Before she could step out of the item shop and head over to the warehouse to... Well, snoop around, mostly, Aria found herself face to face with a person she hadn't seen around town before. It seemed a lot of travelers were coming to Randomvillageville lately, for whatever reason. Either way, Aria quickly stepped to the side to let this other person go through the door.

[Altruistic Paladins]

"No, you shall pass," the ambiguously-gendered Niall stated with a very confident demeanor. Niall hoped for a good opportunity to show-off her politeness. Unfortunately, her plans failed to account for the other party also insisting on being nice.

[The Carlisle]

"No, just a simple delivery. Anyways, I must be off to speak with him. It was nice meeting you Arion," she said. She then stepped around Arion and went to the Apothecary. "Sir, I have delivered the tonic to the Miller," she said haughtily.

A short triumphant sounding riff plays in the background for only a few seconds as the apothecary applauds. Then as if its entirely not a strange occurance that just transpired he gives you your reward.

Apothecary: Thank you so much Lilian! As promised here is your father's medicinal herb and a little something extra for your trouble. Don't spend it all in one place!

Quest Complete!
You recieve medicinal herb and 5 keikec. You have earned 25 EXP!

Lilian struck a triumphant pose. Golden sparks fell upon her as large golden letters saying "QUEST COMPLETE" appeared over her head (or at least, she imagined them to be there). She then got back into a normal position. "Now I shall deliver this herb to my sickly father," she said. She charged out of the Apothecary doors, running back to her home.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"No, you shall pass," the ambiguously-gendered Niall stated with a very confident demeanor. Niall hoped for a good opportunity to show-off her politeness. Unfortunately, her plans failed to account for the other party also insisting on being nice.

Aria merely stared at Niall for a few moments, blinking at the odd situation she found herself in, before giving a mental shrug. "Okay." She said quite readily, and went right through the door, before turning around. "Thanks. See you around!" She said, waving at her before finally heading on towards the warehouse.

[SaintB]

After a moment's consideration the man replies,

My house is the green one with the white picket fence. Not the white one with the green picket fence, don't go to that one because the woman who owns it has a very mean cat. You should find a bag of tools in my shed that has everything I'll need.

The Russian nods and smiles. "I'll be back in a jiff with your tools", he says.

Dmtri then saunters off towards the western part of the village, looking for the green house with the white picket fence and the shed, not the white house with the green picket fence. He was sure he could take on a cat, lowly level five monster that it was, but there was no point aggravating the locals by slaughtering a beloved house pet.

The western edge of the village is entirely residential with no shops or businesses of any kind unlike the rest of the place. You quickly discover the green house with the white picket fence and tool shed but you also notice the over large long haired black cat sitting right in front of the shed's door. It's cleaning itself but has it's eyes fixed intently on you.

[SaintB]

"No, you shall pass," the ambiguously-gendered Niall stated with a very confident demeanor. Niall hoped for a good opportunity to show-off her politeness. Unfortunately, her plans failed to account for the other party also insisting on being nice.

Aria merely stared at Niall for a few moments, blinking at the odd situation she found herself in, before giving a mental shrug. "Okay." She said quite readily, and went right through the door, before turning around. "Thanks. See you around!" She said, waving at her before finally heading on towards the warehouse.

The warehouse door is being guarded by the constable.

Constable: Sorry Aria but nobody is allowed in the warehouse right now. A dangerous Infernal Cockroach is loose in there and so I'm keeping it closed up tight until the exterminator, or someone big and strong who is capable of beating it in a fight comes along.

Hmm, it seems you just ran into someone who meets that description at the item shop.

[G-Tech Corporation]

The Russian nods and smiles. "I'll be back in a jiff with your tools", he says.

Dmtri then saunters off towards the western part of the village, looking for the green house with the white picket fence and the shed, not the white house with the green picket fence. He was sure he could take on a cat, lowly level five monster that it was, but there was no point aggravating the locals by slaughtering a beloved house pet.

The western edge of the village is entirely residential with no shops or businesses of any kind unlike the rest of the place. You quickly discover the green house with the white picket fence and tool shed but you also notice the over large long haired black cat sitting right in front of the shed's door. It's cleaning itself but has it's eyes fixed intently on you.

Dmitri looks about him, and tosses a small pebble in the general direction of the cat. Perhaps it would be a normal cat instead of a doom kitty, and actually be scared away by loud noises.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

The warehouse door is being guarded by the constable.

Constable: Sorry Aria but nobody is allowed in the warehouse right now. A dangerous Infernal Cockroach is loose in there and so I'm keeping it closed up tight until the exterminator, or someone big and strong who is capable of beating it in a fight comes along.

Hmm, it seems you just ran into someone who meets that description at the item shop.

"Oh, I just ran into someone who meets that description at the item shop!" Aria said, not waiting for a response from the constable before darting off, running right back to the item shop and arriving rather quickly (Hey, it helped that thieves were nimble). Once there, she walked up to Niall. "Hey, want to squash an Infernal Cockroach?" She asked.

[Altruistic Paladins]

"What do I look like? Pest control? Getting rid of a bug problem is an exterminator's job. Call me when you need a building owned by an oppressive aristocrat to be robbed or some heroic people need another soldier to help them fight-off the forces of evil or a small town police force needs another cop to solve a crime and will gain the respect of the previously bigoted police officer that I work with and leave that police department just a little bit better," Niall heartily responded to the offer as she explained her general ideas of what her idea of what her job was, which was problematic since she had no job currently. Of course, some appeal to Niall's senses was in order, whether ethical or monetary.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"What do I look like? Pest control? Getting rid of a bug problem is an exterminator's job. Call me when you need a building owned by an oppressive aristocrat to be robbed or some heroic people need another soldier to help them fight-off the forces of evil or a small town police force needs another cop to solve a crime and will gain the respect of the previously bigoted police officer that I work with and leave that police department just a little bit better," Niall heartily responded to the offer as she explained her general ideas of what her idea of what her job was, which was problematic since she had no job currently. Of course, some appeal to Niall's senses was in order, whether ethical or monetary.

Aria merely stared on and blinked a couple times again. Man, was this person seriously so out of tune with how things went around in Randomvillageville?

"Excuse me, but you don't see things the way I do. Here, I am giving you the chance to lead you to a person who you can help with a problem that has been plaguing him for some time now! And on top of that, I offer you the opportunity to get some experience and maybe some reward money or items as well! Don't you want any of that?" She asked.

Obviously, she only insisted because of the potential benefits to herself.

"More free items huehuehue..." She thought to herself, snapping back to consciousness just in time to wipe some drool off her mouth with her sleeve.

[Altruistic Paladins]

"I don't know. I could be spending my time running around the wilderness beating-up random animals for cash and experience. I do not see how I cannot see how I would gain from it without making seventy-five percent of the money and items gained from that venture. Anything else would be charity. Then again, I am charitable, so how about I cut you a deal and make the cash seventy-thirty in my favor and first choice on the items still cut fifty-fifty?" Niall stated as eyes carefully skimmed the items on display. The statement was less negotiation than it was humoring Aria into thinking that a more equitable share of the spoils was a victory.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"I don't know. I could be spending my time running around the wilderness beating-up random animals for cash and experience. I do not see how I cannot see how I would gain from it without making seventy-five percent of the money and items gained from that venture. Anything else would be charity. Then again, I am charitable, so how about I cut you a deal and make the cash seventy-thirty in my favor and first choice on the items still cut fifty-fifty?" Niall stated as eyes carefully skimmed the items on display. The statement was less negotiation than it was humoring Aria into thinking that a more equitable share of the spoils was a victory.

Aria sighed. "Look, I'm not negotiating. You want me to hook you up with a quest-giving NPC or not?" She asked, losing her patience. It wasn't like she was expecting to gain anything from this person, so much as getting a little something from the Constable for sending him someone to do the job.

[Altruistic Paladins]

___"He would have to buy lunch first; I have not eaten since yesterday," Niall stated without thought about the situation. "Seriously, I haven't eaten since yesterday. Anyway you still are trying to convince an entomophobe to kill a bug, so I still need to cover the costs of a therapist for exposure," Niall stated in an absent-minded glee as spider got flicked-off the shoulder. Suddenly, the price-tag on the new set of earmuffs she thought of purchasing made themselves apparent.
___"Damn it! What kind of Expynglishmen runs that factory? Who uses that much cash to make a set of headphones? I really need to hit something, so you really need to direct me to this insect. Actually, just lead me there while I calm down so I do not think of hitting things with a bat as stress relief," Niall stated with a sarcastic rage against the Expynglishmen, those people who all Padraics, plastic or otherwise, were legally obligated to hate. It was unclear how sarcastic her rage was, as she seemed to return to a serenity with haste.