RPG the RP

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:36 am

OOC

Just another boring day in Randomvillageville. Instead of doing your chores you stood by the sink and imagined it was an ocean upon which two fleets of ships dueled each other, the winner of the battle would dominate all the overseas trade in the world! The admiral in charge of the underdog fleet made a daring gambit when suddenly...

MOM: Come on name! Stop daydreaming! I've had it up to here with you drifting off when you should be doing your chores instead! That was your Final Fantasy for today, alright?

DAD: Listen to your mother name.

MOM: Here is 50 keikec I need you to go to the Apothecary to pick up a medicinal herb for your father's gout. You can keep the rest as your allowance. Remember to be back before dinner!

You've received 50 keikec!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Buy medicinal herb for your dad.
You've received a NEW QUEST: Explore Randomvillageville.

As you step outside you notice it's a pleasant afternoon, the sun shines in the sky and slight breeze keeps things from being uncomfortably warm. You can head right to the Apothecary if you want to or you could kill some time first and check out the village. You are at village West.
Do you:
Go to the Apothecary
Go to the Village Square
Go to the Village North
Go to Village South

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:25 am

by **The Carlisle** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:27 pm

"Okay mom," Lilian said, "I'll be back soon. She got up from her porch and walked off onto the street. Her poor dad. He was a rising sports star before gout hit him. He didn't even cause it. His papa had it and got it from him. His dreams were dead and he became sour. Lilian liked helping her father with it. It was one of the few things that made him smile.

Lilian ran off, heading to the Apothecary. Of course, she got her "Knight Gear" just in case that pack of "Bandits" came around to harass with her.

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:57 pm

The Carlisle wrote:"Okay mom," Lilian said, "I'll be back soon. She got up from her porch and walked off onto the street. Her poor dad. He was a rising sports star before gout hit him. He didn't even cause it. His papa had it and got it from him. His dreams were dead and he became sour. Lilian liked helping her father with it. It was one of the few things that made him smile.

Lilian ran off, heading to the Apothecary. Of course, she got her "Knight Gear" just in case that pack of "Bandits" came around to harass with her.

When you enter the Apothecary Shop you find that the shop is empty save for yourself and the apothecary, he seems to be in a bit of distress but when he spies you he seems to brighten up. It seems like maybe YOU Lilian are the answer to his problem!

Apothecary: Hello Lilian! I have a bit of a jam and maybe you could help me out? Your mom told me you would be here to pick up medicinal herb for your dad and I have it right here for you but I have a package of tonic that I need delivered to the Miller in the southern part of the village. If you deliver the package for me I'll give you your father's herb and a few keikec as payment. Whattya say?

Do you:
Accept the new quest?
Just buy the medicinal herb for 15 keikec?

by **Zarkenis Ultima** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:06 pm

Aria walked out of her house and onto the street of Randomvillageville with a frown on her face. She was just getting to the good part of the battle, and mom had to go and interrupt her. Sure, her father's gout was sort of a priority, but surely they could have waited a moment before sending her for the herbs. But they simply didn't understand her.

Angsting with her hoodie over her face, while also wondering why she was angsting so much when that wasn't really usual, Aria headed off in a random direction, a random direction that just so happened to be the north. She figured there was no harm in killing a little time, even if she couldn't really get back to her daydreaming. The sun was so bright and the temperature was so... so... neutral?

"Man, complaining is hard." She thought.

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:20 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Aria walked out of her house and onto the street of Randomvillageville with a frown on her face. She was just getting to the good part of the battle, and mom had to go and interrupt her. Sure, her father's gout was sort of a priority, but surely they could have waited a moment before sending her for the herbs. But they simply didn't understand her.

Angsting with her hoodie over her face, while also wondering why she was angsting so much when that wasn't really usual, Aria headed off in a random direction, a random direction that just so happened to be the north. She figured there was no harm in killing a little time, even if she couldn't really get back to her daydreaming. The sun was so bright and the temperature was so... so... neutral?

"Man, complaining is hard." She thought.

Through all the angst your vision clears up just enough to see a small boy standing confusedly in the street. The north side of the village also contains a WAREHOUSE and an ITEM SHOP.

Do you:
Talk to the kid?
Visit the warehouse?
Go (window) shopping?
Just keep walking?
Something else?

by **The Carlisle** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:23 pm

SaintB wrote:
The Carlisle wrote:"Okay mom," Lilian said, "I'll be back soon. She got up from her porch and walked off onto the street. Her poor dad. He was a rising sports star before gout hit him. He didn't even cause it. His papa had it and got it from him. His dreams were dead and he became sour. Lilian liked helping her father with it. It was one of the few things that made him smile.

Lilian ran off, heading to the Apothecary. Of course, she got her "Knight Gear" just in case that pack of "Bandits" came around to harass with her.

When you enter the Apothecary Shop you find that the shop is empty save for yourself and the apothecary, he seems to be in a bit of distress but when he spies you he seems to brighten up. It seems like maybe YOU Lilian are the answer to his problem!

Apothecary: Hello Lilian! I have a bit of a jam and maybe you could help me out? Your mom told me you would be here to pick up medicinal herb for your dad and I have it right here for you but I have a package of tonic that I need delivered to the Miller in the southern part of the village. If you deliver the package for me I'll give you your father's herb and a few keikec as payment. Whattya say?

Do you:
Accept the new quest?
Just buy the medicinal herb for 15 keikec?

Being a goodly knight (or at least imagined being one), Lilian was always willing to help. "Of course. I accept this task," she said in a haughty voice.

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:39 pm

The Carlisle wrote:
SaintB wrote:When you enter the Apothecary Shop you find that the shop is empty save for yourself and the apothecary, he seems to be in a bit of distress but when he spies you he seems to brighten up. It seems like maybe YOU Lilian are the answer to his problem!

Apothecary: Hello Lilian! I have a bit of a jam and maybe you could help me out? Your mom told me you would be here to pick up medicinal herb for your dad and I have it right here for you but I have a package of tonic that I need delivered to the Miller in the southern part of the village. If you deliver the package for me I'll give you your father's herb and a few keikec as payment. Whattya say?

Do you:
Accept the new quest?
Just buy the medicinal herb for 15 keikec?

Being a goodly knight (or at least imagined being one), Lilian was always willing to help. "Of course. I accept this task," she said in a haughty voice.

The apothecary grins!
Apothecary: Thank you Lilian! As you know the miller lives in the south of the village. Bring him this tonic, he's already paid for it and is waiting for delivery. Come right back when he gets it, and thank you Lilian!

You've recieved tonic!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Take tonic to the miller!

by **Zarkenis Ultima** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:31 pm

SaintB wrote:Through all the angst your vision clears up just enough to see a small boy standing confusedly in the street. The north side of the village also contains a WAREHOUSE and an ITEM SHOP.

Do you:
Talk to the kid?
Visit the warehouse?
Go (window) shopping?
Just keep walking?
Something else?

While angstwalking (That's a thing now and it's illegal in several countries), Aria happened to see a boy standing around in the middle of the street, apparently unsure of what to do. After deliberating for a few moments she decided to see if she could help him, because, while she wasn't exactly in a great mood after snapping out of her fantasy, there was no point in angsting around a small boy.

They wouldn't understand.

"Hey kid. Are you lost?"

by **The Carlisle** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:46 pm

SaintB wrote:
The Carlisle wrote:Being a goodly knight (or at least imagined being one), Lilian was always willing to help. "Of course. I accept this task," she said in a haughty voice.

The apothecary grins!
Apothecary: Thank you Lilian! As you know the miller lives in the south of the village. Bring him this tonic, he's already paid for it and is waiting for delivery. Come right back when he gets it, and thank you Lilian!

You've recieved tonic!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Take tonic to the miller!

Instantly after receiving the tonic, Lilian struck a pose and held it up int the air. "Okay. I'll be back soon!" she said. She then ran out of the Apothecary and headed to the southern part of the village to meet the Miller.

by **SaintB** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:10 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
SaintB wrote:Through all the angst your vision clears up just enough to see a small boy standing confusedly in the street. The north side of the village also contains a WAREHOUSE and an ITEM SHOP.

Do you:
Talk to the kid?
Visit the warehouse?
Go (window) shopping?
Just keep walking?
Something else?

While angstwalking (That's a thing now and it's illegal in several countries), Aria happened to see a boy standing around in the middle of the street, apparently unsure of what to do. After deliberating for a few moments she decided to see if she could help him, because, while she wasn't exactly in a great mood after snapping out of her fantasy, there was no point in angsting around a small boy.

They wouldn't understand.

"Hey kid. Are you lost?"

The little boy sees you and starts sobbing.

Little Boy: *SOB SOB* No I'm not lost. I was playin' hide 'n' go seek with the other kids and they made me it... they always make me be it and I can never find any of them! So I'm always it! *SOB SOB* Will you help me find them? I have a CaffPow you can have if you help me find them.

Do you accept the quest?

by **Zarkenis Ultima** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:09 pm

SaintB wrote:The little boy sees you and starts sobbing.

Little Boy: *SOB SOB* No I'm not lost. I was playin' hide 'n' go seek with the other kids and they made me it... they always make me be it and I can never find any of them! So I'm always it! *SOB SOB* Will you help me find them? I have a CaffPow you can have if you help me find them.

Do you accept the quest?

Aria saw the boy start crying, and felt bad for him. Sure, his problem didn't seem that serious, but getting picked on was no joke, and this boy certainly wasn't going to be able to have fun while putting up with the rest of the kids' bullshit. Everyone deserved to get a shot at hiding instead of seeking. Besides-

"Wait... Free stuff!" Aria thought at last, though she didn't know what the hell a CaffPow was.

"Don't worry little boy! I will find them! No one knows about hideouts better than me!" She said, raising her butter knife in a way that was supposed to be heroic, in theory.

by **Grenartia** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:10 pm

SaintB wrote:OOC

Just another boring day in Randomvillageville. Instead of doing your chores you stood by the sink and imagined it was an ocean upon which two fleets of ships dueled each other, the winner of the battle would dominate all the overseas trade in the world! The admiral in charge of the underdog fleet made a daring gambit when suddenly...

MOM: Come on name! Stop daydreaming! I've had it up to here with you drifting off when you should be doing your chores instead! That was your Final Fantasy for today, alright?

DAD: Listen to your mother name.

MOM: Here is 50 keikec I need you to go to the Apothecary to pick up a medicinal herb for your father's gout. You can keep the rest as your allowance. Remember to be back before dinner!

You've received 50 keikec!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Buy medicinal herb for your dad.
You've received a NEW QUEST: Explore Randomvillageville.

As you step outside you notice it's a pleasant afternoon, the sun shines in the sky and slight breeze keeps things from being uncomfortably warm. You can head right to the Apothecary if you want to or you could kill some time first and check out the village. You are at village West.
Do you:
Go to the Apothecary
Go to the Village Square
Go to the Village North
Go to Village South

Arion decided to go to the Apothecary and pick up their dad's herb. They thought to themself: "Maybe I'll be able to pick up another sort of herb for myself while I'm at it."

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:14 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
SaintB wrote:The little boy sees you and starts sobbing.

Little Boy: *SOB SOB* No I'm not lost. I was playin' hide 'n' go seek with the other kids and they made me it... they always make me be it and I can never find any of them! So I'm always it! *SOB SOB* Will you help me find them? I have a CaffPow you can have if you help me find them.

Do you accept the quest?

Aria saw the boy start crying, and felt bad for him. Sure, his problem didn't seem that serious, but getting picked on was no joke, and this boy certainly wasn't going to be able to have fun while putting up with the rest of the kids' bullshit. Everyone deserved to get a shot at hiding instead of seeking. Besides-

"Wait... Free stuff!" Aria thought at last, though she didn't know what the hell a CaffPow was.

"Don't worry little boy! I will find them! No one knows about hideouts better than me!" She said, raising her butter knife in a way that was supposed to be heroic, in theory.

Surprisingly the boy is unimpressed with your heroic butter knife poses but he is thankful that you agreed to help him.

Little Boy: Thank you so much Aria! Where do you think we should look first?

Do you look:
Behind a bush?
Under the Item Shop's porch?
Somewhere else?
On second though hide and seek is for kids?

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:29 pm

Grenartia wrote:
SaintB wrote:OOC

Just another boring day in Randomvillageville. Instead of doing your chores you stood by the sink and imagined it was an ocean upon which two fleets of ships dueled each other, the winner of the battle would dominate all the overseas trade in the world! The admiral in charge of the underdog fleet made a daring gambit when suddenly...

MOM: Come on name! Stop daydreaming! I've had it up to here with you drifting off when you should be doing your chores instead! That was your Final Fantasy for today, alright?

DAD: Listen to your mother name.

MOM: Here is 50 keikec I need you to go to the Apothecary to pick up a medicinal herb for your father's gout. You can keep the rest as your allowance. Remember to be back before dinner!

You've received 50 keikec!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Buy medicinal herb for your dad.
You've received a NEW QUEST: Explore Randomvillageville.

As you step outside you notice it's a pleasant afternoon, the sun shines in the sky and slight breeze keeps things from being uncomfortably warm. You can head right to the Apothecary if you want to or you could kill some time first and check out the village. You are at village West.
Do you:
Go to the Apothecary
Go to the Village Square
Go to the Village North
Go to Village South

Arion decided to go to the Apothecary and pick up their dad's herb. They thought to themself: "Maybe I'll be able to pick up another sort of herb for myself while I'm at it."

As you enter the shop the apothecary greets you warmly.

Apothecary: Hello Arion! Are you here to pick up your father's medicinal herb? I've had a lot of orders for that recently.

Do you:
Buy medicinal herb for 15 keikec?
Just browsing, thank you?

by **Zarkenis Ultima** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:39 pm

SaintB wrote:Surprisingly the boy is unimpressed with your heroic butter knife poses but he is thankful that you agreed to help him.

Little Boy: Thank you so much Aria! Where do you think we should look first?

Do you look:
Behind a bush?
Under the Item Shop's porch?
Somewhere else?
On second though hide and seek is for kids?

Finding no admiration for her heroic pose, Aria frowned a little, letting her hand drop, though she was still willing to help the kid. She pondered his question for a moment, looking around, before deciding to just close her eyes and point in a random direction. After opening her eyes, she found she was pointing towards a random bush.

"To the bush!" She shouted, taking the kid's hand and walking over to the bush to look around.

"There's nothing childish about this. Not at all. Nope."

by **Grenartia** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:02 pm

SaintB wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Arion decided to go to the Apothecary and pick up their dad's herb. They thought to themself: "Maybe I'll be able to pick up another sort of herb for myself while I'm at it."

As you enter the shop the apothecary greets you warmly.

Apothecary: Hello Arion! Are you here to pick up your father's medicinal herb? I've had a lot of orders for that recently.

Do you:
Buy medicinal herb for 15 keikec?
Just browsing, thank you?

"Yeah, and I was wanting if I could browse a little as well." Arion said.

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:18 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
SaintB wrote:Surprisingly the boy is unimpressed with your heroic butter knife poses but he is thankful that you agreed to help him.

Little Boy: Thank you so much Aria! Where do you think we should look first?

Do you look:
Behind a bush?
Under the Item Shop's porch?
Somewhere else?
On second though hide and seek is for kids?

Finding no admiration for her heroic pose, Aria frowned a little, letting her hand drop, though she was still willing to help the kid. She pondered his question for a moment, looking around, before deciding to just close her eyes and point in a random direction. After opening her eyes, she found she was pointing towards a random bush.

"To the bush!" She shouted, taking the kid's hand and walking over to the bush to look around.

"There's nothing childish about this. Not at all. Nope."

As you get closer to the bush it starts to shake a bit. Excelsior! Hiding amongst the bush is a girl a couple years older than the boy who looks pretty upset to be found.

Girl: Awww shucks!

Little Boy: We did it! We found someone! Now we just have to get the other two and I won't have to be it anymore!

As you look around you spot a few more potential hiding spots.

Do you look:
Under the Item Shop's porch?
Up a tree?
A mailbox?
Under that big rock?
Somewhere else?

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:01 pm

Grenartia wrote:
SaintB wrote:As you enter the shop the apothecary greets you warmly.

Apothecary: Hello Arion! Are you here to pick up your father's medicinal herb? I've had a lot of orders for that recently.

Do you:
Buy medicinal herb for 15 keikec?
Just browsing, thank you?

"Yeah, and I was wanting if I could browse a little as well." Arion said.

The apothecary smiles.

Apothecary: Sure thing, here is everything I can sell you right now.
Antidote 20 keikec Cures the venom and poison status effects.
Pain Reliever 5 keikec Treatment for headaches and minor aches and pains, also a fever reducer.
Healing Salve 30 keikec Heals 20 HP
CaffPow® Energy Drink 25 keikec Restores 10SP

You have 35 keikec to spend. Do you:
Buy something?
No thanks just my dad's herbs today?

by **Grenartia** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:05 pm

SaintB wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
"Yeah, and I was wanting if I could browse a little as well." Arion said.

The apothecary smiles.

Apothecary: Sure thing, here is everything I can sell you right now.
Antidote 20 keikec Cures the venom and poison status effects.
Pain Reliever 5 keikec Treatment for headaches and minor aches and pains, also a fever reducer.
Healing Salve 30 keikec Heals 20 HP
CaffPow® Energy Drink 25 keikec Restores 10SP

You have 35 keikec to spend. Do you:
Buy something?
No thanks just my dad's herbs today?

"I'll take some pain reliever as well, thanks. Never know when you're going to get a headache." Arion said, handing the Apothecary 5 keikec.

by **G-Tech Corporation** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:22 pm

Dmitri clanked out of his house, striking an imposing... well... pose as his armor glittered in the sunshine. He was here on holiday from the great northern wastes of Rasputinsa, to see his enfeebled great-aunt once removed. His family put great stock in the far sundered ties of blood, and unfortunately the old lady had come down with a rather horrid case of the 'gout', whatever that was. Such diseases were unknown in the mighty land where the Tsar held sway, for a good dose of the Rus' natural antivenom- vodka- could cure even cancer, a particularly smashing state of affairs. It was said by his aunt, reflected Dmitri, that some form of smokeable plant leaf might help her recover from her debilitating illness, and so Dmitri set of in high dudgeon for the apothecary. His armor clanked egregiously as he walked, but a Knight of the Order of St. Putin would never be without his attire of battle-readiness.

Not that it was exactly battle ready. The thuggish customs agents had confiscated his real plate armor at the border as "dangerous and insurrectionist", or something of that sort. This suit was actually cobbled together of some old tin pie plates his great aunt had lying around, and wouldn't stand up to any more than his own skin, but Dmitri Illyich Yashnev had spent most of the night hammering it into something that at least looked the part.

To the apothecary he sallied, casting a baleful eye about for any Catholics or other similar miscreants, enemies of the great Putin, his lord and guiding light.

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:34 pm

The Carlisle wrote:
SaintB wrote:The apothecary grins!
Apothecary: Thank you Lilian! As you know the miller lives in the south of the village. Bring him this tonic, he's already paid for it and is waiting for delivery. Come right back when he gets it, and thank you Lilian!

You've recieved tonic!
You've received a NEW QUEST: Take tonic to the miller!

Instantly after receiving the tonic, Lilian struck a pose and held it up int the air. "Okay. I'll be back soon!" she said. She then ran out of the Apothecary and headed to the southern part of the village to meet the Miller.

The southern part of the village is bustling with activity this afternoon. The miller is busy directing the chaos around him, it seems he might be throwing some kind of party.

Do you:
Interrupt the miller and give him tonic?
Wait for the miller to notice you?
He looks busy, so maybe I'll keep the tonic for myself?

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:58 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:Dmitri clanked out of his house, striking an imposing... well... pose as his armor glittered in the sunshine. He was here on holiday from the great northern wastes of Rasputinsa, to see his enfeebled great-aunt once removed. His family put great stock in the far sundered ties of blood, and unfortunately the old lady had come down with a rather horrid case of the 'gout', whatever that was. Such diseases were unknown in the mighty land where the Tsar held sway, for a good dose of the Rus' natural antivenom- vodka- could cure even cancer, a particularly smashing state of affairs. It was said by his aunt, reflected Dmitri, that some form of smokeable plant leaf might help her recover from her debilitating illness, and so Dmitri set of in high dudgeon for the apothecary. His armor clanked egregiously as he walked, but a Knight of the Order of St. Putin would never be without his attire of battle-readiness.

Not that it was exactly battle ready. The thuggish customs agents had confiscated his real plate armor at the border as "dangerous and insurrectionist", or something of that sort. This suit was actually cobbled together of some old tin pie plates his great aunt had lying around, and wouldn't stand up to any more than his own skin, but Dmitri Illyich Yashnev had spent most of the night hammering it into something that at least looked the part.

To the apothecary he sallied, casting a baleful eye about for any Catholics or other similar miscreants, enemies of the great Putin, his lord and guiding light.

The apothecary looks a little nervous when you enter and hides his crucifix.

Hello! How can I help you today?

Do you:
Just buy medicinal herb?
Browse the store's selection?

by **The Carlisle** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:03 pm

SaintB wrote:
The Carlisle wrote:Instantly after receiving the tonic, Lilian struck a pose and held it up int the air. "Okay. I'll be back soon!" she said. She then ran out of the Apothecary and headed to the southern part of the village to meet the Miller.

The southern part of the village is bustling with activity this afternoon. The miller is busy directing the chaos around him, it seems he might be throwing some kind of party.

Do you:
Interrupt the miller and give him tonic?
Wait for the miller to notice you?
He looks busy, so maybe I'll keep the tonic for myself?

Lilian being a goodly knight, perished all criminal thoughts in her mind. And being a knight, her tasks should be done posthaste (or maybe because she's impatient).

"Excuse me good miller. The Apothecary has sent me to deliver your tonic to you," she said, kneeling while extending her hand with the tonic in it.

by **SaintB** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:20 pm

The Carlisle wrote:
SaintB wrote:The southern part of the village is bustling with activity this afternoon. The miller is busy directing the chaos around him, it seems he might be throwing some kind of party.

Do you:
Interrupt the miller and give him tonic?
Wait for the miller to notice you?
He looks busy, so maybe I'll keep the tonic for myself?

Lilian being a goodly knight, perished all criminal thoughts in her mind. And being a knight, her tasks should be done posthaste (or maybe because she's impatient).

"Excuse me good miller. The Apothecary has sent me to deliver your tonic to you," she said, kneeling while extending her hand with the tonic in it.

While slightly perplexed by the method of delivery the miller is obviously happy to have his tonic.

Miller: ALRIGHT! My tonic is here. Tonight is going to be the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! Someone is getting their krunk on tonight, with no hangovers tomorrow what what!

With a further exclamation of WHOOT! The miller starts off toward his house before turning around again.

Miller: Thanks kid! I would invite you to my party but it's for grownups only.

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