Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Chris Addison frowned. "I suppose there's some things we could potentially do, but they're stupid and dangerous." said Addison.
"Stupid and dangerous is our forte." came a familiar English voice, chuckling wryly. "Now," Aleister Crowley said, looking around and walking out of a nearby hallway. "I've been looking around and I think I have a plan. And it'll require your absolute faith in myself, understood?" his face turned grim. "Some of you may wind up dying. But I have a plan, and if it works out, I think we can fix everything or at least solve the temporary problem of Leviathan."
Crowley shot a glance at Kronos, raising an eyebrow. "Ah. So you're stuck with us too?" he asked. Kronos returned this sentiment with a glare.
"Watch yourself, Lucifer. I recently killed nearly all of the gods, remember that."
"Sure. And you remember that one of my students drew a picture that blew up the moon and ended the universe, so perhaps fucking with that student's teacher may not be the wisest course of action you can make." came the cheerful reply.
"Aleister Crowley, I love you as a brother," Aziraphale said, "but if you don't stop - what do the humans call it? - ah, yes! If you don't stop 'measuring dicks' with the king of the Titans, I will slap you back in time."
Aziraphale beamed, quite proud of his mastery of human colloquialisms.
"By my approximations," he resumed, "we have about fifteen minutes to work with. Your students are obnoxious enough to distract Leviathan for that long, and no longer. What do you need of us?"
"Four inches." muttered Kronos.
"Shut the fuck up." Crowley ordered.
"Hmm?" asked Addison.
"Crowley's dick. It's four inches when you take away the magical extension he put on it. Just figured I'd let everyone know." Kronos cheerfully said.
Crowley gave a death glare to Kronos, and then cleared his throat. "I need you lot to go deeper into the world of the dead. This is a spinning sun composed of souls, and somewhere deeper here is a switch of sorts that should let me communicate with everyone at once. I think that if we can make communication with everyone in this soul sphere, we can use that energy to wipe away the Fae or perhaps trigger another Gotterdammerung to reboot the universe."
Crowley now paused. "So here's what we need. One of you who is alive will need to die. Kronos will freeze you in place at that exact moment and the rest of us will follow your soul at that exact moment to find where you first start to appear, before you form into a real conciousness. I think that before you appear as Caspian did in this space where Addison offered him a drink is that you should pass through some sort of control room. And we'll appear in that control room."
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Karna frowned. "I have no problems with you, Lewis Jameson." he apologised. "But I have direct orders to kill you, and I can't break free of my programming so easily. And I am very sorry about this. But perhaps..."
Back in the soul sun, Kronos felt something kick his mind, causing him to jerk. He blinked, realising that Karna had yanked on his mental chain and was very insistent on something. "Oh, yes." he murmured, waving a hand.
Finally, Karna was free. He could do what he liked.
The Hindu warrior swore to himself silently that when this was over, he would kill Kronos slowly and painfully before killing himself honourably. He then looked at Lewis. "The program controlling me is terminated for now. Shall we punch Leviathan in the dick?"
Lewis nodded towards the earthen ceiling.
"Break the bitch open and let's tumble out like a chicken pot pie of hate," he said. Shortly after, he frowned. "Wait, no, that's stupid. I can think of something better. Aw, fuck it - just throw me at something."
Karna nodded. He grabbed Lewis, and then threw him out of the collapsing inner universe.
They were now sitting in Elfen High, staring out at the Tree which was breaking apart outside. The school had landed upon the Tree now, and Lewis and Karna were seeing fucking dragons land everywhere.