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Postby Nude East Ireland » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:27 pm

For many centuries, the Palace of Winchester was the seat of House Godwin. Built by Harold the Great after his victory over the Norwegians and Normans, expanded by Leofwine and Osweald I, and its most recent construction under Roose Godwin. It was a sprawl of black stone towers, surrounded by a series of walls and defensive posts that made a siege more trouble than it would be worth. But the walls and defences were not impossible to break through. The Palace of Winchester was not invincible.

The Palace was under siege. No, the world was under siege. Beings from another universe, who wielded immense power and cut down all in their way. But for the last two decades, preparations were made. In Europe, the Treaty of Pisa allied the powers on the continent; the Holy Roman Emperor, the Kings of England, France, Aquitaine, Castile, Leon, Aragon, Poland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Greece, and the Supreme Doges of Venice and Pisa were all given seats on the Council of Peace and Sanity for the Benefit of Christendom. The councillors would elect from - among their peers - one man to act as the Consul, the head of the Council and supreme leader of all of Europe in times of crisis. The Byzantine Empire, a rump state led by a depressed emperor who sulked in central Anatolia, submitted itself to the Council's will. The Almoravid Sultanate remained the only united Muslim empire, and it, upon discovery of what was to come, allied itself with the Council. For a number of years, steps were taken to unite the Muslim world under the Almoravids, who relocated their seat to Damascus and had eventually encompassed Arabia and united Persia under a cousin of the Sultan. India's Solanki Clan was informed of the future events separate from the Europeans, and had managed to unite the Hindus and Jains on the subcontinent under their Gujarati Empire. The Maharaja responsible managed to make vassals out of the Buddhist states, since they proved unassailable.

The expanding Mongol hordes were the first real test of the combined might of the Council, the Almoravids, and the Solanki, who managed to overwhelm the Mongol army at Samarkand. The spectacle convinced the fragmented Russian states and Cumania to pledge allegiance to the Council.

Roose the Fat was anything but; he was skinny, especially in his older years. His once-blond hair was now a dark grey, though it still grazed his shoulders as it had in his youth. His goatee was messy and his skin was wrinkled. But his blue eyes almost glowed with a darkness. And despite how utterly detestable many of his actions had been, he was a man. And not only was his life in danger, but his species as well. This would not do.

He glanced away from his window as the door swung open. Reports were flooding in now, thpugh even more so than usual. The attack had begun. As Consul, he was responsible for the defense of the Christian world.

"Father!" Eadgar said as he ran up to the throne. His eldest son, the Duke of Cornwall. Behind him, Roose's youngest son Domeric. The middle son, Edmund, had died in his youth.

"The Kaiser has retreated to the mountains. The Sultan is leading his armies in Cairo, but he is being flanked. And the Fae have demolished London. They are heading this way."

Roose sighed. "They will break through our walls."

"Father," Domeric said, "This keep is the most fortified in Britain. How could they possibly break through."

"You are being naive, my son. The Fae are more powerful than anything we have faced before. We cannot stop their advance, only stall it."

The Fae would be close soon.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:25 pm

As the Demon Lord cut through the invading forces, he indeed saw someone approach. Turning his attention to that person, he saw none other than the Faery King, walking towards him at a steady pace. That was most certainly not a good thing, but Alastor was not about to back down from this battle, not just yet. Instead, allowing the otherworldly armies to take care of the Fae threat for the time being, the King of Hell raised his sword in Oberon's direction, a jolt of black lightning arcing from his hand to the tip of the blade. And then, he concentrated, focusing his destructive magical power in a single massive bolt of obliterating darkness that shot out from the dragonscale sword and flew towards the Faery King. The Demon Lord did not expect it to do much against a threat so big as to be feared by all, naturally, but that wasn't going to stop him.



Lyra, still drawing furiously, heard the cackle and the words of the Fae. Her face did not quite manage to become quite as pale as her hair, but it got as close as humanly possible as she redoubled her efforts to finish in time, finally dropping the pencil and closing her eyes very tightly, her breathing slowing down to a deathly halt as her blood pumped faster and faster and the sound of her beating heart drowned out every other sound, cold sweat forming on her skin. The moment between this and the next seemed like an excruciating eternity to the girl, who could only hope that it would not hurt too much and that the adventure she went through in order to help out Death managed to score her some mercy or something.

What she heard, though, wasn't the sound of her own bones breaking very painfully, or the sound of her blood running. It wasn't the sound of her own demise. It was, merely, the sound of metal impacting against metal. And upon hearing it, the girl's fearful expression gave way to a grin as she opened her eyes, seeing three creatures she had managed to finish drawing just in time, one of them holding back the hammer with its halberd. The three stood there in front of Lyra, unmoving, but unyielding.

Meanwhile, the girl, relieved but still pale because of the deathly fright, began drawing more beasts to fight off the Fae.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:37 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One of the Fae did hurry up and die. The other realised that perhaps the fire wasn't working out too well, and instead looked down at the bleeding bodies of the fallen Fae. Instead of clotting like humans, they were crystallising. Soon, it would look like beautiful, frozen corpses.

The Fae clapped his hands together, the blood of his brothers solidifying quicker, morphing into crystal daggers that flew toward William's face.

If we had lots of money in the budget this would be one of those bits with lots of cool slow motion and such. William weaved and ducked from the incoming blades, having quite a few close shaves with the crystal daggers, literally; several small clumps of the knight's fringe were sliced clean off. Then, he caught the last dagger in his hand. It actually managed to cut his palm open, coating the blade's edge in a thin layer of Grade-A English blood. The reckless act reminded William of when he had pulled a similar stunt back when Loki and the Butt Demons had raided the school, and William slew the demon that had attacked him with its own sword. In spite of the bloodlust coursing through his brain Sir Nilark found himself wondering what happened to that demon after it died. But, more importantly, he found himself wondering what the Fae was going to look like with this dagger embedded in its face.

"Magic blood daggers. Nice trick, I'll give you. Shame it won't do you any good, scumbag," President William stated, before rushing at it and driving the crystal blade in between the Fae's eyebrows. The euphoria he felt at his latest kill soon dissipated when he saw the black Fae kiss Hilde and stab her. The Yorkshireman walked over to the two ladies with the same sort of body language one might notice on a very angry doberman. He pulled the Fae arm holding the glowing dagger back, bending it to a position healthy arms generally weren't supposed to be in.

"That's enough out of you, you fenian home-wrecking tramp," William growled, "And for the record, this is how you stab someone," he clarified, before he ran Excalibur through the Fae's gut.

The Fae glanced down at her stomach dumbly. "Aye." she muttered, before vomiting blue blood all over William's clothes and making a desperate final slash, which only caused a minor slash to appear on his right arm. She coughed, shuddered, and was still.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:52 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:As the Demon Lord cut through the invading forces, he indeed saw someone approach. Turning his attention to that person, he saw none other than the Faery King, walking towards him at a steady pace. That was most certainly not a good thing, but Alastor was not about to back down from this battle, not just yet. Instead, allowing the otherworldly armies to take care of the Fae threat for the time being, the King of Hell raised his sword in Oberon's direction, a jolt of black lightning arcing from his hand to the tip of the blade. And then, he concentrated, focusing his destructive magical power in a single massive bolt of obliterating darkness that shot out from the dragonscale sword and flew towards the Faery King. The Demon Lord did not expect it to do much against a threat so big as to be feared by all, naturally, but that wasn't going to stop him.



Lyra, still drawing furiously, heard the cackle and the words of the Fae. Her face did not quite manage to become quite as pale as her hair, but it got as close as humanly possible as she redoubled her efforts to finish in time, finally dropping the pencil and closing her eyes very tightly, her breathing slowing down to a deathly halt as her blood pumped faster and faster and the sound of her beating heart drowned out every other sound, cold sweat forming on her skin. The moment between this and the next seemed like an excruciating eternity to the girl, who could only hope that it would not hurt too much and that the adventure she went through in order to help out Death managed to score her some mercy or something.

What she heard, though, wasn't the sound of her own bones breaking very painfully, or the sound of her blood running. It wasn't the sound of her own demise. It was, merely, the sound of metal impacting against metal. And upon hearing it, the girl's fearful expression gave way to a grin as she opened her eyes, seeing three creatures she had managed to finish drawing just in time, one of them holding back the hammer with its halberd. The three stood there in front of Lyra, unmoving, but unyielding.

Meanwhile, the girl, relieved but still pale because of the deathly fright, began drawing more beasts to fight off the Fae.

Oberon was hit in the chest by the blast, and only staggered backwards slightly. He continued moving slowly toward the other lord, a bloodthirsty chuckle emitting. "You think your own title as a demon king gives you power?" he asked. "Power is only worthwhile if you can back it up!" His chuckle morphed into a bestial snarl, a hand thrusting upwards as the ground frosted over. Alastor found himself quite literally frozen in place, almost unable to move as ice covered him. He would see that ahead of him, Crowley had suffered the same fate.

With effort, Crowley moved his hand and punched through the ice, but then it revealed to be some sort of...glass? It stabbed into him, causing cuts and bleeding. The British wizard grunted in pain, using magic to blast the glass shards out of his body as the glass seemed quite insistent on entering deeper into him.

He blasted a fireball at Oberon. "Fuck the fuck off!" he roared.

Oberon suddenly appeared in front of him, kicking him in the crotch and knocking him down to the ground with one well placed punch. "You will address me as "My Lord"." he said, sounding very calm, in the manner that things become quiet before a hurricane lands.

Alastor was trapped in the glass ice still - he could escape like Crowley had, or try to think of a different way out. Perhaps he could get some aid from Lyra, who had been drawing creatures that were quite bothering some Fae footsoldiers.
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Postby Agritum » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:21 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:If we had lots of money in the budget this would be one of those bits with lots of cool slow motion and such. William weaved and ducked from the incoming blades, having quite a few close shaves with the crystal daggers, literally; several small clumps of the knight's fringe were sliced clean off. Then, he caught the last dagger in his hand. It actually managed to cut his palm open, coating the blade's edge in a thin layer of Grade-A English blood. The reckless act reminded William of when he had pulled a similar stunt back when Loki and the Butt Demons had raided the school, and William slew the demon that had attacked him with its own sword. In spite of the bloodlust coursing through his brain Sir Nilark found himself wondering what happened to that demon after it died. But, more importantly, he found himself wondering what the Fae was going to look like with this dagger embedded in its face.

"Magic blood daggers. Nice trick, I'll give you. Shame it won't do you any good, scumbag," President William stated, before rushing at it and driving the crystal blade in between the Fae's eyebrows. The euphoria he felt at his latest kill soon dissipated when he saw the black Fae kiss Hilde and stab her. The Yorkshireman walked over to the two ladies with the same sort of body language one might notice on a very angry doberman. He pulled the Fae arm holding the glowing dagger back, bending it to a position healthy arms generally weren't supposed to be in.

"That's enough out of you, you fenian home-wrecking tramp," William growled, "And for the record, this is how you stab someone," he clarified, before he ran Excalibur through the Fae's gut.

The Fae glanced down at her stomach dumbly. "Aye." she muttered, before vomiting blue blood all over William's clothes and making a desperate final slash, which only caused a minor slash to appear on his right arm. She coughed, shuddered, and was still.

Hilde pushed the body away, before clutching to the wound on her chest and healing herself. Her body was durable, sure, but a Fae dagger was no joke, and it hurt like hell. The German homuncula had gushed a considerable amount of blood, but rather than being in pain, Hilde was heavily pissed off.

"Fucking Fae negress! William, burn that bitch's corpse and help me stitch my stomach back together! Urgh! That mudshark stabbed me with a magic shiv!" she yelled, while pressing her healing hands over her own body.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:01 pm

All our times have come
Here, but now they're gone...


Franklin Jameson opened his eyes, and for the first time his mind was quiet. The world around him was cold, cold like only the winter air is. A fire crackled somewhere nearby, its heat dancing on the goose bumps and singing them back to sleep. The smell of burning firewood filled D''s nose when he took a breath - but why, he wondered, was he doing that? Breathing, that is. His heart wasn't beating. His cells weren't dividing. He was dead - so why bother breathing?

"To smell," offered a voice that, after some time, D realized wasn't his own. With a start, he jumped to his feet, bare sole scraping against hardwood flooring.

Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...


A man in a black suit and oh so many faces sat at a wooden table before D, a rug at his feet and a pleasant smile on his face. In the fire at his side, a teapot loosed a horrid screech. He pulled it from the fire and placed it on the table, which was also home to two ivory cups on platters.

We can be like they are...

"Oh!" he gasped, turning off his sound system with a snap, "I apologize - things can get quite dull sitting here."

"You're Death," D said.

"Yes," the man nodded.

"You're Death!"

Death sighed. "Yes, so I've heard. Listen - if you're going to repeat yourself all day, I can certainly wait. I have the patience."

"Why... am I dead?" D's eyes were wild, darting and furtive.

"No," Death said, "By all means, yes, you should be - but you're very, very lucky. You know, I've always hated when humans talk about their 'time'. 'Oh, Ethel, she was so old, it was her time'. 'This my time to die'. 'It's not my time yet'. So arrogant, you understand. That's not how things work. There are no cosmic deadlines, just your frail little bodies and very large rocks - or, knives, in this case."

"So how am I not dead?"

"It's not your time."

D then realized he was naked. Well, it's not quite that he was naked, simply that his incorporeal soul had chosen to manifest without the illusion of clothing. Bearing that in mind, D decided simply to sit down and drink his tea.

"I hate tea," D grumbled.

"Fuck you," Death replied, "I hate watching corpses shit themselves. Sometimes we have to do things we don't like."

"Will I die soon?" D asked.

Death smiled, "I don't know. I know many things, my child, but that is not knowledge I am privy to. There is a darkness in the world right now, clouding my vision. This darkness is called 'Kronos'."

"The Titan?" D said, "Zeus's father? I'm sorry, I don't get it. I mean, the Fae are coming-"

"Come."

"Come. Why is Kronos significant?"

"Kronos," Death said, "is Zeus's father in the same sense that the Sun is the entity that your left ear is currently orbiting. True, but so miniscule in comparison to the totality of the being as to be absurd. I caution you, do not make the mistake of underestimating him, Even I fear him - slightly."

"OK," D said, "so, then, why am I here? Why not just send me back?"

"Two reasons," Death said, "First, I wanted to show you what dying was like - because a lot of people you know will be doing it soon, and I can't have you wasting your time mourning them. I will keep them safe - that is all I exist for."

A void, dark in a way beyond any dark D could fathom, appeared next to him. D looked into it for but a second, before turning away in an attempt to keep the fragments of his sanity left behind.

"You can leave whenever you like."

D loudly slurped up the last of his tea, "What was the second reason?"

"To say I was sorry."

"For what?"

"Playing the game."

D stood on the void's cusp, then turned to Death, "I'm gonna' need a soundtrack, if I'm gonna' do this."

"One will be supplied."

D jumped into the blackness of uncertainty and tumbled from the hands of Death. A soundtrack was provided.

Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

There was a stirring in the corpse of Franklin Jameson.

Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home

It drew a shallow breath.

Oh mama, I can hear your crying you're so scared and all alone

Lewis dropped D's feet and pounced on the boy, taking his head in his arm.

Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long

"Damn it, boy!" he shouted, "Come on!"

The jig is up the news is out they've finally found me
The renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty


D's eyes opened. Lewis held back his tears and smiled the biggest smile he ever had.

Never more to go astray

"Dad?" D said.

"Yeah?"

This will be the end today
Of the wanted man


"Let's go kill some fuckers."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:42 pm

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Nude East Ireland wrote:On the far end of the room, there was a spark.

And a bang.

Another portal had opened, and out of it charged the cavalry. Literally; armoured men on horseback rode through the Fae crowds, slashing and impaling wildly. Soon following the horsemen were burly, hairy men wielding large axes. They began chopping down those that the cavalry had passed, screaming in a language that resembled Old English. But one word was recognisable.

"Godwin!" they cried, "Godwin!"

Vernon looked on at all of this, holding his spoon-knife, jaw agape.

"You know, Nick," he said, "you've always had a talent for bullshit, but this is an accomplishment."

Vernon tightened his grip on his suitcase; a simple affair, brown leather, new. It had, in fact, been purchased only that morning for this exact purpose. For now, though, Vernon restrained himself - it would very likely not work on Oberon to begin with.

"Well, bye then!" he said with a short wave, before bursting off. He darted towards the feasting hall - or, as humans called it, the "cafeteria" - to find Ganesh. However, he arrived to find the doors locked with magics primordial. This did not stop him, of course, from trying the age-old spellbreaking techniques of swearing loudly and shaking the handle.

"Fuck!" he shouted, slamming his fist into the unyielding door.



"Fuck!" agreed Indra, his own fist bouncing off the other side. He turned to the other gods with a wild fear, looking about the forlorn faces, all confused. They were a long time from the war, and had grown very accustomed to thinking of themselves as, well, gods. How... how could this be happening?

"What do we..." Ares began to ask.

"Wait," Indra concluded, "and get ready for a fight."

"Don't you get it?" Ganesh snapped, "Don't you idiots get it? The King is come! Oberon's brought him back!"

Zeus's eyes widened, "You couldn't-"

"Father," Poseidon muttered.

"That can't be," Odin said, "Merlin sealed him. No one was stronger than Merlin."

"It wasn't just Merlin," Indra said, "There were others. Yahweh. Ganesh."

"We're all going to die!" Ganesh wailed, his screams subsiding to laughter, and his laughter subsiding to sobbing. All the other gods were silent, contemplating the Titan's return.

The purple mist in the auditorium had disappeared.

Instead, the gods now noticed a purple mist around them. And then there was a smiling bald man standing there, now fully formed, looking at them. "Children." he greeted, placing his pocket watch away. "It's so very good to see you again."

There was a snap of his fingers. Suddenly, an unbearable heat began to enter the room as Kronos' eyes glowed with the joy of vengeance. "I'm afraid that things may start to become slightly warm." he apologised. "I appear to have brought the heat death of the universe into this room." he adjusted the glasses on his face. "I figured it would be good to prepone this. No sense in putting it off another few billion years, so I brought it to you. I did, of course, slow it down a bit so you aren't dead already."

His face dropped the fake smile, turning hard and cold. "I think we need a long chat while you all boil alive." A snap of his fingers. Ganesh screamed in agony as his armour began to burn in boiling heat, the exact same divine temperature Hephaestus had used to create it in the first place. Kronos had just cast a time field over the armour and aged it back to those moments, scalding the elephant god.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:33 pm

I am returned. After so long away, in such a terrible, terrible place.

I see time everywhere. Others don't really notice time, seeing as a way of going from one place to another in a linear manner. They don't understand what it is. Time is beautiful. It is not linear in the least. It does not need to make any sense. Time moves slower when you're moving compared to staying still. Time is faster for people on the ground rather than people in the air.

But I digress. I can see these tiny differences in my eyes. As Ganesh, stupid fool that he is, boils in his armour, my eyes see the exact amount of heat he is suffering, how long he will be suffering it. I can see how long it took it took the blacksmith to make that armour, how long the armour existed, where the armour went, where its wearer went, how long the wearer lived...

Glorious. I had missed it. There was only darkness in the prison they had constructed for me. Me! I, Kronos, who am the King of Gods!

They sealed me away. I had ruled them fairly. I was going to improve them, make them something greater than what they were...I had helped create the Gotterdammerung. And I was going to use that power to create a perfect new world and rule it well...

And they sealed me away. I remember it, Merlin, Yahweh, Ganesh...all working together to put me away. I didn't see what they were going to do, since the Gotterdammerung had destroyed any perception of what time was. I was blind, unable to see time. The chaos around me had fizzled that. It's why I wasn't able to simply kill every Fae the day they invaded us. They're too chaotic to read and see.

But now they work with me. And I will create my new world.

But I do think I'll enjoy the time I have on this old one. It is my first time properly visiting, after all.

I wonder what my son Zeus will look like if I age him a bit...

Oh, that rotting skin and the maggots in his eyes look quite good. I think I'll keep his vocal cords young so I can hear those screams. I'll slowly age up his brain, so he can feel himself entering dementia and remain unable to do anything about it. Now let's boil his armour too, and see how his now hypersensitive nerves react to that.

Yes. This is good.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:14 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I am returned. After so long away, in such a terrible, terrible place.

I see time everywhere. Others don't really notice time, seeing as a way of going from one place to another in a linear manner. They don't understand what it is. Time is beautiful. It is not linear in the least. It does not need to make any sense. Time moves slower when you're moving compared to staying still. Time is faster for people on the ground rather than people in the air.

But I digress. I can see these tiny differences in my eyes. As Ganesh, stupid fool that he is, boils in his armour, my eyes see the exact amount of heat he is suffering, how long he will be suffering it. I can see how long it took it took the blacksmith to make that armour, how long the armour existed, where the armour went, where its wearer went, how long the wearer lived...

Glorious. I had missed it. There was only darkness in the prison they had constructed for me. Me! I, Kronos, who am the King of Gods!

They sealed me away. I had ruled them fairly. I was going to improve them, make them something greater than what they were...I had helped create the Gotterdammerung. And I was going to use that power to create a perfect new world and rule it well...

And they sealed me away. I remember it, Merlin, Yahweh, Ganesh...all working together to put me away. I didn't see what they were going to do, since the Gotterdammerung had destroyed any perception of what time was. I was blind, unable to see time. The chaos around me had fizzled that. It's why I wasn't able to simply kill every Fae the day they invaded us. They're too chaotic to read and see.

But now they work with me. And I will create my new world.

But I do think I'll enjoy the time I have on this old one. It is my first time properly visiting, after all.

I wonder what my son Zeus will look like if I age him a bit...

Oh, that rotting skin and the maggots in his eyes look quite good. I think I'll keep his vocal cords young so I can hear those screams. I'll slowly age up his brain, so he can feel himself entering dementia and remain unable to do anything about it. Now let's boil his armour too, and see how his now hypersensitive nerves react to that.

Yes. This is good.

There was a deep, dark, chthonic rumble in the very earth itself. A blast of hellfire exploded at Kronos's feet, gradually accumulating into a very pissed-off giant clad in black armor woven out of human bones.

Hades, a man of few words and fewer passions, was very angry.

"Father," he growled, gouging his thumbs into the Titan's eyes. They burned blue and, as they made contact, forced the memories of a billion billion damned souls into the mind of Kronos.

At much the same time, Lugh raised Gae Bulg and plunged its hungry blade into the Titan's body. Thirty barbs broke into his chest and lapped up his ichor thirstily, capable of draining a man of all his vital fluids in seconds. Elsewhere, Odin began to recite the darkest incantations of the ages, cursing Kronos a million-fold. Every godly or goddamned archer of myth and truth leashed their quivers full into the bastard King before them. Every god of plague or misfortune lay upon him, every warrior, every rapist and marauder and saint and sainted.

It wouldn't be enough. It would never, ever be enough.
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:As the Demon Lord cut through the invading forces, he indeed saw someone approach. Turning his attention to that person, he saw none other than the Faery King, walking towards him at a steady pace. That was most certainly not a good thing, but Alastor was not about to back down from this battle, not just yet. Instead, allowing the otherworldly armies to take care of the Fae threat for the time being, the King of Hell raised his sword in Oberon's direction, a jolt of black lightning arcing from his hand to the tip of the blade. And then, he concentrated, focusing his destructive magical power in a single massive bolt of obliterating darkness that shot out from the dragonscale sword and flew towards the Faery King. The Demon Lord did not expect it to do much against a threat so big as to be feared by all, naturally, but that wasn't going to stop him.



Lyra, still drawing furiously, heard the cackle and the words of the Fae. Her face did not quite manage to become quite as pale as her hair, but it got as close as humanly possible as she redoubled her efforts to finish in time, finally dropping the pencil and closing her eyes very tightly, her breathing slowing down to a deathly halt as her blood pumped faster and faster and the sound of her beating heart drowned out every other sound, cold sweat forming on her skin. The moment between this and the next seemed like an excruciating eternity to the girl, who could only hope that it would not hurt too much and that the adventure she went through in order to help out Death managed to score her some mercy or something.

What she heard, though, wasn't the sound of her own bones breaking very painfully, or the sound of her blood running. It wasn't the sound of her own demise. It was, merely, the sound of metal impacting against metal. And upon hearing it, the girl's fearful expression gave way to a grin as she opened her eyes, seeing three creatures she had managed to finish drawing just in time, one of them holding back the hammer with its halberd. The three stood there in front of Lyra, unmoving, but unyielding.

Meanwhile, the girl, relieved but still pale because of the deathly fright, began drawing more beasts to fight off the Fae.

Oberon was hit in the chest by the blast, and only staggered backwards slightly. He continued moving slowly toward the other lord, a bloodthirsty chuckle emitting. "You think your own title as a demon king gives you power?" he asked. "Power is only worthwhile if you can back it up!" His chuckle morphed into a bestial snarl, a hand thrusting upwards as the ground frosted over. Alastor found himself quite literally frozen in place, almost unable to move as ice covered him. He would see that ahead of him, Crowley had suffered the same fate.

With effort, Crowley moved his hand and punched through the ice, but then it revealed to be some sort of...glass? It stabbed into him, causing cuts and bleeding. The British wizard grunted in pain, using magic to blast the glass shards out of his body as the glass seemed quite insistent on entering deeper into him.

He blasted a fireball at Oberon. "Fuck the fuck off!" he roared.

Oberon suddenly appeared in front of him, kicking him in the crotch and knocking him down to the ground with one well placed punch. "You will address me as "My Lord"." he said, sounding very calm, in the manner that things become quiet before a hurricane lands.

Alastor was trapped in the glass ice still - he could escape like Crowley had, or try to think of a different way out. Perhaps he could get some aid from Lyra, who had been drawing creatures that were quite bothering some Fae footsoldiers.

Crowley rolled to the side, teleporting behind Oberon, who then immediately grabbed his neck and began to squeeze. "Choking me won't accomplish muc-"

"Choking?" asked Oberon, sounding surprised. "No, no. Choking is something that happens when you eat too much. What I'm doing as I destroy your windpipe is called strangulation, my boy." he said as a snapping sound was heard. He dropped Crowley down, while the wizard clutched at his throat desperately as the magic rapidly healed it.

Crowley rolled away, blasting Oberon with flames as Oberon sent freezing ice beams toward him. But then he paused...and was immediately hit in the chest by a truck, which actually managed to briefly knock him down on his ass, his eyes looking absolutely baffled as Enrique V sat next to three vampires in the truck. The Anvari gave him a cigarette, which he placed in his mouth as he approached Oberon. "Isabel of Spain!" he declared. "You ate her! You murdered her! You killed her children! Say it!"

Before Oberon said it, he calmly punched Enrique V in the chest, his hand going out the other side. He brought his hand back, holding a heart in one hand. Fortunately, Enrique V did have two hearts and would regenerate soon, but this wouldn't be very good for his Anvari friends, who were being quite brutally slaughtered by other Fae, though they were able to stimulate the effects of intoxication to a mild extent to paralyse them.

Holding shotguns in hand, more and more incredibly white people appeared out of a portal, ready to help. Jackson Center sent its regards. Some of them would find themselves in the castles of House Godwin, ready to help those allies.
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Death.

Flames.

The world was ending. Demons had risen from Hell and torn God's good people apart. The spires of Winchester stood black, ash and smoke rising from the ground and high into the air. If there were any Angels, they would be dead too. Roose Godwin knew that there was no God. And if there was, he didn't care. Roose Godwin knew this because he was the King of England. And to be powerful is to abandon morality and conscience and do what needed to be done to stay powerful.

The black-skinned elven men and women walked calmly into the throne room, swiftly cutting down all of the Godwin soldiers that threw themselves forward. Roose watched from his seat, observing. The leader of the Fae was armoured in black plates, holding an axe coated with blood. She leapt forward, spinning around and lopping the heads off of several knights with ease. Their heads rolled across the floor and their blood rained down onto Princes Eadgar and Domeric.

"In the name of God, I will smite thee!" Domeric screamed as he charged at the Fae leader, his fine blade cutting through the air at great speeds. He managed to land two strikes, one on her shoulder and the other on her thigh. The Fae was only slightly amused by Domeric's assault, grabbing him with her free hand and digging her claws into the prince's neck.

"He is your son, cockroach king?" she said.

Roose nodded, wordless. He could feel her smirk, before her fingers pushed through his son's neck and made it burst like a scab. Blood and puss fell out atop bones, and the body of Domeric fell lifeless, its head held on by strands of skin and bits of bone. His eyes flickered, his body twitched, as the remnants of life burned away. The King himself was impressed at the brutality, having long since abandoned any compassion for his sons long ago when he killed his second-born.

Eadgar, clad in heavy armour like the brute he was, emitted a battle cry and ran forward to confront the Fae leader. The confrontation was, like the entirety of the Fae attack, a slaughter, and Eadgar's armour parted for her axe as it slashed his body into multiple pieces, which collapsed onto the carpet and spurted blood irregularly.

"You are unaffected? Your sons are dead."

"Yes," Roose said, sighing. "I suppose they are. But soon I will be too."

"There is no afterlife. We have destroyed that too."

Roose struggled to his feet, grabbing his wooden cane and leaning on it for support. He looked into her eyes. "You've killed all of my soldiers and subjects with ease and swiftness. Yet you pause to talk with me?"

The Fae leader tilted her head. "You are amusing in your lack of compassion. You would make a fine soldier in our army."

"And yet, I am not in your army. Instead I stand in opposition to you. You have said yourself; I am a cockroach."

"Yes," she replied. She stepped forward, back-handing Roose. Blood trickled down his cheek, his crown falling to the ground. He looked back at her, a dangerous smile in his eyes. She placed her hand upon his forehead, and dug her claws into his skull. With a grunt, the Fae leader pulled back, ripping the front of his skull out, exposing his scratched brain. With a twitch, Roose's eyes rolled back into his head and he collapsed onto the ground at the Fae soldier's feet.

"A cockroach. Pathetic."
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Agritum wrote:Hilde pushed the body away, before clutching to the wound on her chest and healing herself. Her body was durable, sure, but a Fae dagger was no joke, and it hurt like hell. The German homuncula had gushed a considerable amount of blood, but rather than being in pain, Hilde was heavily pissed off.

"Fucking Fae negress! William, burn that bitch's corpse and help me stitch my stomach back together! Urgh! That mudshark stabbed me with a magic shiv!" she yelled, while pressing her healing hands over her own body.

Sir William absentmindedly shot a few Excalibur lasers at the newest corpse in the room and pressed his free hand onto Hilde's stomach, combining his healing magic with hers. In a way, he was sad the fight with the Fae was over. It had given him a purpose, something he could focus his entire mind on and forget about everything else. The only thing there was to think about was how he was going to kill the next hostile, the only thing he had to feel was fury. But now the rest of the emotional ensemble took its place back; the sorrow, the grief, the denial, joined by a new member: guilt.

What if all this was his fault, in a way? He should have been here. Mum had told him to come visit for New Years Eve, but he had been goofing around with a rubbish play and a mock paintball war. Now she was undoubtedly dead. William was sure he could have killed every one of the evil elves before they laid a finger on any of his relatives. The small rational part of him knew angsting over past events and hypotheticals was a vain exercise, but the knight generally wasn't too sensible. His stiff upper lip failed him, and a sob escaped from the ordinarily stoic Tyke. And then another, and another, and another.

"S...sorry about this," William preemptively apologised in case Hilde decided to go into some lecture about stoicism, sniffling once, "I'll just go get a hanky," he added, removing his palm from Hilde's tummy, which had already healed a decent amount from their combined magics, and shuffling out of the parlour to look for a box of tissues. William roamed the empty, quiet halls of his childhood home, coming into the ravaged kitchen. He heard the tap running, and glanced over to look at it. And then another sob came, and another.

His sister Elizabeth was slumped over the sink, with multiple stab wounds in her back and the water splashing down on her long brunette hair. "No, no, please, no!" Sir William cried, running over to her body. He was beginning to lose the last vestiges of self-control he had left, sobbing more and more continously. But then he thought he saw his sister twitch. "Elizabeth?"

"...Eddie?" came the weak reply, followed by some coughing. William frantically shut the water off and pulled her out of the sink, turning her around to look at her face. Her skin was the cold, pale sort of the dead and nearly-dead, and her lids had almost closed over what were supposed to be bright, vivid cyan eyes. This wasn't right. Elizabeth was supposed to be the vivacious, energetic Nilark child, probably getting into some minor mischief and having Mary nag her to do her homework, not this damp specter of a woman.

"Yes, it's me, Elizabeth.. Please, don't die!" The knight frantically replied.

"So you did come for New Years...Mum'll be happy about that..." Elizabeth continued, managing the faintest of smiles. William was blasting her with healing magic, but the Yorkshirewoman didn't show any signs of improvement, "And that jumper really is terrible. Be sure to get rid of it, no matter what Mum says," she advised, uninterested in the prospect of dramatic dying confessions. Elizabeth brought her trembling arms up around her brother and widened her smile a few milimetres. "I love y..." She lost the strength to finish her sentence, instead opening her beautiful eyes all the way to properly look at William one last time. And then, Elizabeth Nilark died in her brother's arms.

William shook his head, trying in vain to fill his sister's corpse with more healing magic for ten seconds, before finally giving up and falling to his knees, still clutching Elizabeth tightly. The emotional dam didn't break; it disintegrated. Sir Nilark resigned himself to sitting there, weeping over his sister's corpse, an absolute mess of blood and tears.
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There was a cough in front of William. In front of him stood the Tortoise, looking at him sympathetically with wise eyes. "Get on my back." he said simply, growing in size. "I am sorry about the death of your family. I truly am. But we don't have time. We need to return to Elfen High. Your friends need help. I'll transport you there...if you are ready. But first...are you OK?" the Tortoise asked.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:59 pm

"If I thought my title gave me any power, I would have never attained it, Faery King." Alastor replied calmly even as the freezing effect took place, locking him in his spot, and seemingly doing the same thing to Crowley. He saw the fate that befell the headmaster when he punched through the ice, which was in fact no regular variety of ice, and he decided that, while it did not seem like much more than a simple annoyance, he would rather spare himself the pain. Thus, instead of punching through the glass like Crowley had done, he took a different approach. Suddenly, his human guise vanished, replaced by his mighty demonic form. Though it was in fact greater, the ice predictably held him within still, but that was not an issue. The Demon Lord, locked in place as he was, concentrated, summoning his powers as the area around him darkened, shadows engulfing both him and the glass that held him still, sucking in and snuffing out all the light that dared pass through. He remained like this for several moments.

And then, suddenly, there was an explosion of darkness. And as the shadows faded, the Demon Lord stood, unimpeded, unbound. Streams of obliterating dark energy arced throughout the room, seeking out the Fae and snaking around them before rushing to pierce them, though these faded quite quickly, being but an after effect. The Demon Lord, now free from his momentary shackles, looked at the army of Fae warriors. Taking his sword, he made a wide horizontal slash, his motion spawning a giant black blade of destruction that raced through the room, straight towards them.



The red winged creatures flew through the battlefield fighting against the Fae, their numbers bolstered as Lyra constantly replenished them and sent them reinforcements. Several of them saw the Anvari's plea and sweeped down to help them. With their sheer numbers and the dazed state of the Fae soldiers surrounding them, the halberd-wielding creatures cut through them with ease, releasing the Anvari from their burden, however momentarily.

Meanwhile, something much more interesting was about to happen, as Lyra had just finished another of her drawings.

Suddenly several beams of energy struck Oberon from behind, as a robotic and yet somehow vehement voice that would undoubtedly sound familiar to some of the people present chanted words that one would not normally associate with such voice.

"CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!" It repeated. If the Faery King turned around to see, he would see this, though a large, lush black beard was visible on it, starting at the top of its midsection and going all the way to the ground. Its top section was currently spinning around wildly, but its gunstick was firmly pointed at Oberon and firing constantly as its voice continued chanting the same word over and over again.

"CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!"
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Oberon glared at the Dalek blasts hitting him, causing his armour to heat slightly and weaken. Crowley punched the spots that the Dalek blasted, finally causing some armour on Oberon's back to break off, revealing white skin underneath. Oberon snarled, punching Crowley right in the face, causing some teeth to fall out. He looked at the bearded sweary Dalek, and kicked it directly in the eyestalk, causing it to snap off.

"What the fuck do you even want?" asked one Godwin soldier, groaning as he slowly bled out. Oberon's foot slammed down on his skull, breaking it utterly.

He looked at Crowley. "You disappoint me." he said. "My brother would be ashamed of you, at seeing your sorry state. But he became quite weak later, didn't he?" he asked. Crowley looked at him, baffled and confused.

"Oh, you have no idea, do you?" asked Oberon in amusement. His raised eyebrows were visible behind his visor, and his eyes closed as he started to laugh. Through the massive doors of the auditorium, a dragon burst through, carrying D, Lewis, Caspian and Peter. "Your friends are here to help." noted Oberon as Crowley tried to stagger to his feet, only to be brutally kicked back down. "I'm afraid I can't allow that. Not just yet." he said as a purple mist surrounded the whole of the room.

"I am the dreadful menace.
The one whose will is done.
The haunting chill upon your neck.
I am the conundrum."
Oberon rhymed, blasting an approaching soldier with ice and fire.

"I will summon armies.
Of wind and rain and snow.
I made the black cloud overhead.
The ice, like glass below.
" He turned to look at the dragon and his passengers, a gloved hand charging green light, which he threw upwards at the ceiling. It began to collapse and break, pieces falling down upon them...and revealing the night sky, and the Vimanas flying, majestic and deadly.

"Not you, nor any other.
Can fathom what is nigh.
I will tell you when to jump.
And I’ll dictate how high.

The ones that came before you.
Stood strong and tall and brave.
But I stole their dreams away.
Those dreams could not be saved.
" he said, as soldiers died around them, being crushed by the sheer force of the Fae onslaught. In the sky, they saw British fighter jets get sheared in half by the Vimanas, simply blasted into pieces. Crowley coughed, but started healing himself with magic. He couldn't do this too much - it would kill him. But he could do it now.

The last angel got to his feet, placing a hand on Lyra's Dalek and regrowing the eyestalk. He glared at Oberon, ready for anything...except for what happened next.

Oberon's eyes twitched in what seemed like a smile. "But now you stand before me. Devoid of all dismay." His helmet came off. Crowley's eyes widened right open as the sheer magnitude of what he saw hit him. He staggered, more amazed and hurt by this than he was by all the blows he had taken. But...by God, it made sense. By God indeed.

"It was you at Uriel's spaceship. You were the one who helped wipe him out." Crowley breathed softly, but Oberon didn't acknowledge that beyond his smile widening.

"Could it be? Just maybe...I'll let you have your day." The poem finished, and the darkly smiling face of Richard looked back at Crowley. "It is very good to see you with my own eyes, nephew."
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Waiting until his "passengers" jumped off, Damien looked up at the Vimanas in the sky, which cut through British fighter jets.

I'm going up there. More air support is probably on its way, they'll need all of the help they can get.

With a roar, the dragon lifted off of the ground and flew through the hole in the ceiling, upwards right towards a Vimana. The burning wreckage of fighters flew by him as he spun and retracted his wings to avoid them. As he closed in on the Vimana, Damien opened his mouth to let out a mighty roar, before flapping his great wings and pushing himself upwards at incredible speeds, smashing directly into the bottom of the ship and tearing through it as though he were a missile. As he broke through floor-after-floor of the battleship, he blasted waves of flames from his mouth that ignited explosives and lit Fae soldiers on fire as he passed quickly.

Suddenly he broke through the top of the ship, looking down in time to see explosions ripple through the hull and send Fae flying through the air. It cracked and tore, before it began to hurtle towards the school football field, which did not bode well for the future of the school team.

A beam of energy hit Damien, sending him flying. He turned to face his attacker, another Vimana. He returned fire - literally - while he smashed his back into another Vimana and tilted it to the side. The first ship fired another blast at him, but Damien suddenly reverted to his human form. He was sliding down the side of the tilted Vimana, watching as the energy blast slammed into the ship he was on and broke through the hull, causing a series of explosions inside the ship. His feet hit a level piece of metal, which he used to leap forward and into the open air. As he skydived down, he turned to see the ship he had moments before been on tear apart, now engulfed in flames. Damien looked back to the first Vimana, which continued to do battle with the RAF above him.

"This is going to take a while," he muttered, before turning back into a dragon and pulling upwards. He darted towards the Vimana, dodging what blasts he could as he blew blasts of fire in return.
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Suddenly the doors of the auditorium opened, and in rushed one Ciel Strider from another world, clad in a black, gold and red armor, though she stopped almost immediately upon seeing the vicious scene before her: Anvari, ancient soldiers, white people with shotguns and strange halberd-wielding creatures fighting hordes upon hordes of Fae soldiers. There was even a fucking bearded Dalek, for god's sake.

Shortly afterwards Celes also rushed in, though she didn't see much, instead crashing into Ciel, the two of them barely managing to keep steady.

Then the other Ciel rushed in as well, thus causing the three of them to fall to the ground.

"Richard?!" The armored one asked upon looking up and seeing someone who looked exactly like the kind old janitor standing there, clad in a blad armor, and stained with the blood of countless foes.

Alastor noticed their entry and immediately stepped between them and the Faery King. "That is no Richard, child." He stated gravely. "That is Oberon. The Faery King."

Ciel and Celes, meanwhile, were staring at various parts of the battlefield in shock and disbelief.

"Fae..." Celes mumbled to herself, seeing the chaotic bloodthirsty warriors and remembering a dark part of her own past.

"Glass..." Ciel muttered to herself, seeing the prisons in which Crowley and Alastor had been temporarily placed, which awakened a half-buried phobia that arose inside of her long ago as the result of a terrible torture.

The three of them immediately stood up and snapped to attention when they heard Alastor click his armored fingers together.

"Pull yourself together, ladies. This is no place for being distracted." He said, swiftly disemboweling an approachign Fae warrior. The Demon Lord knew that much was at stake here. He knew that he could not go back home until all of this was settled, and he knew that he could not depend on the things that he had built back home for as long as this bloody strife continued. And so he knew that any ally was a valuable one.

Ciel, however, was still utterly and completely confused. This was Oberon? Then... Had Oberon been the one who had kept her safe from the Fae when her soul went out of this world, or had that really been Richard? Had Oberon been the one who told her to seek the Godship? She didn't know what to think anymore. Not that she often did. Amidst her confusion however, her self-preservation instinct remained intact, prompting her to use the powers of her compound armor to blast away any incoming Fae warriors.



Meanwhile, elsewhere, Lyra was doing her part to hold back the Faery invasion. Her halberd-wielding creatures were able to hold their own against the Fae and their ever-increasing numbers ensured that they were not overwhelmed with much ease, and the Dalek was doing quite a wonderful job as well, but upon looking up, she saw the Vimanas tearing apart the British air forces, and she knew that she would have to do more if she wanted to give her side, humanity's side, any meaningful advantage. Thus, she ran through her own mind looking for ideas on what to do.

Eventually, she settled on one. She began drawing something peculiar. Some would recognize it as something that was meant to be a prison, perhaps. Some might recognize it, from TV. She illustrated steam emanating from it, in order to draw it's activated state. This was no terrible Fae-slaying monster, that much was true, but it was something that would allow her to circumvent the need to draw an army, and so she continued, swiftly finishing the damn thing and adding a few last-moment details, such as the universally recognized symbol of a black beard on one of its sides.

And then, the girl focused. And suddenly, the thing appeared in front of her, emitting some kind of smoke from the radioactive steam vents before rising through the air until it was far above the ground, suspended in the sky with an area of thirty square miles all for itself, any stray impacts from either Fae or human aircraft doing seemingly no damage to the prison, which began spinning around very rapidly, spewing its contents out onto the world to wreak havoc as they fought against the Fae.

"CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!"

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:51 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Waiting until his "passengers" jumped off, Damien looked up at the Vimanas in the sky, which cut through British fighter jets.

I'm going up there. More air support is probably on its way, they'll need all of the help they can get.

With a roar, the dragon lifted off of the ground and flew through the hole in the ceiling, upwards right towards a Vimana. The burning wreckage of fighters flew by him as he spun and retracted his wings to avoid them. As he closed in on the Vimana, Damien opened his mouth to let out a mighty roar, before flapping his great wings and pushing himself upwards at incredible speeds, smashing directly into the bottom of the ship and tearing through it as though he were a missile. As he broke through floor-after-floor of the battleship, he blasted waves of flames from his mouth that ignited explosives and lit Fae soldiers on fire as he passed quickly.

Suddenly he broke through the top of the ship, looking down in time to see explosions ripple through the hull and send Fae flying through the air. It cracked and tore, before it began to hurtle towards the school football field, which did not bode well for the future of the school team.

A beam of energy hit Damien, sending him flying. He turned to face his attacker, another Vimana. He returned fire - literally - while he smashed his back into another Vimana and tilted it to the side. The first ship fired another blast at him, but Damien suddenly reverted to his human form. He was sliding down the side of the tilted Vimana, watching as the energy blast slammed into the ship he was on and broke through the hull, causing a series of explosions inside the ship. His feet hit a level piece of metal, which he used to leap forward and into the open air. As he skydived down, he turned to see the ship he had moments before been on tear apart, now engulfed in flames. Damien looked back to the first Vimana, which continued to do battle with the RAF above him.

"This is going to take a while," he muttered, before turning back into a dragon and pulling upwards. He darted towards the Vimana, dodging what blasts he could as he blew blasts of fire in return.

One of the Vimana then slammed on top of Damien, gripping him with eight spiderlike "legs" of sorts, holding them tightly.

But this is when the ISSR proved useful. As you may know, the ISSR has been working on a space program for quite some time. We've had allusions to it, even if nothing too precise.

So this is when some of their spaceships appeared, blasting through the air, firing careful missiles at the Vimana holding Damien, causing it to let go and refocus attention. However, some Fae had dropped off the Vimana and were now trying to stab down into Damien.
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Suddenly the doors of the auditorium opened, and in rushed one Ciel Strider from another world, clad in a black, gold and red armor, though she stopped almost immediately upon seeing the vicious scene before her: Anvari, ancient soldiers, white people with shotguns and strange halberd-wielding creatures fighting hordes upon hordes of Fae soldiers. There was even a fucking bearded Dalek, for god's sake.

Shortly afterwards Celes also rushed in, though she didn't see much, instead crashing into Ciel, the two of them barely managing to keep steady.

Then the other Ciel rushed in as well, thus causing the three of them to fall to the ground.

"Richard?!" The armored one asked upon looking up and seeing someone who looked exactly like the kind old janitor standing there, clad in a blad armor, and stained with the blood of countless foes.

Alastor noticed their entry and immediately stepped between them and the Faery King. "That is no Richard, child." He stated gravely. "That is Oberon. The Faery King."

Ciel and Celes, meanwhile, were staring at various parts of the battlefield in shock and disbelief.

"Fae..." Celes mumbled to herself, seeing the chaotic bloodthirsty warriors and remembering a dark part of her own past.

"Glass..." Ciel muttered to herself, seeing the prisons in which Crowley and Alastor had been temporarily placed, which awakened a half-buried phobia that arose inside of her long ago as the result of a terrible torture.

The three of them immediately stood up and snapped to attention when they heard Alastor click his armored fingers together.

"Pull yourself together, ladies. This is no place for being distracted." He said, swiftly disemboweling an approachign Fae warrior. The Demon Lord knew that much was at stake here. He knew that he could not go back home until all of this was settled, and he knew that he could not depend on the things that he had built back home for as long as this bloody strife continued. And so he knew that any ally was a valuable one.

Ciel, however, was still utterly and completely confused. This was Oberon? Then... Had Oberon been the one who had kept her safe from the Fae when her soul went out of this world, or had that really been Richard? Had Oberon been the one who told her to seek the Godship? She didn't know what to think anymore. Not that she often did. Amidst her confusion however, her self-preservation instinct remained intact, prompting her to use the powers of her compound armor to blast away any incoming Fae warriors.



Meanwhile, elsewhere, Lyra was doing her part to hold back the Faery invasion. Her halberd-wielding creatures were able to hold their own against the Fae and their ever-increasing numbers ensured that they were not overwhelmed with much ease, and the Dalek was doing quite a wonderful job as well, but upon looking up, she saw the Vimanas tearing apart the British air forces, and she knew that she would have to do more if she wanted to give her side, humanity's side, any meaningful advantage. Thus, she ran through her own mind looking for ideas on what to do.

Eventually, she settled on one. She began drawing something peculiar. Some would recognize it as something that was meant to be a prison, perhaps. Some might recognize it, from TV. She illustrated steam emanating from it, in order to draw it's activated state. This was no terrible Fae-slaying monster, that much was true, but it was something that would allow her to circumvent the need to draw an army, and so she continued, swiftly finishing the damn thing and adding a few last-moment details, such as the universally recognized symbol of a black beard on one of its sides.

And then, the girl focused. And suddenly, the thing appeared in front of her, emitting some kind of smoke from the radioactive steam vents before rising through the air until it was far above the ground, suspended in the sky with an area of thirty square miles all for itself, any stray impacts from either Fae or human aircraft doing seemingly no damage to the prison, which began spinning around very rapidly, spewing its contents out onto the world to wreak havoc as they fought against the Fae.

"CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!"

And so thousands of bearded Daleks were released into the world.

Oberon smiled at Ciel. "Ah yes." he said with a nod. "Thank you for finding the Ark for me. Quite helpful to see my neutral body, really."

So that mystery was solved.

The thousands of bearded Daleks were an issue, actually starting to overcome the Fae forces. They were also backed up by some ISSR soldiers who had burst in, wielding guns and being led by a former Elfen High graduate named Billy, who confidentially led the assault.

So why was Oberon laughing so hard?

A crackling noise was heard above them, a massive shifting noise in the sky. They would look up, all at once, and see a massive moon there, a moon that wasn't there before. Armenio had appeared here.
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I see time everywhere. Others don't really notice time, seeing as a way of going from one place to another in a linear manner. They don't understand what it is. Time is beautiful. It is not linear in the least. It does not need to make any sense. Time moves slower when you're moving compared to staying still. Time is faster for people on the ground rather than people in the air.

But I digress. I can see these tiny differences in my eyes. As Ganesh, stupid fool that he is, boils in his armour, my eyes see the exact amount of heat he is suffering, how long he will be suffering it. I can see how long it took it took the blacksmith to make that armour, how long the armour existed, where the armour went, where its wearer went, how long the wearer lived...

Glorious. I had missed it. There was only darkness in the prison they had constructed for me. Me! I, Kronos, who am the King of Gods!

They sealed me away. I had ruled them fairly. I was going to improve them, make them something greater than what they were...I had helped create the Gotterdammerung. And I was going to use that power to create a perfect new world and rule it well...

And they sealed me away. I remember it, Merlin, Yahweh, Ganesh...all working together to put me away. I didn't see what they were going to do, since the Gotterdammerung had destroyed any perception of what time was. I was blind, unable to see time. The chaos around me had fizzled that. It's why I wasn't able to simply kill every Fae the day they invaded us. They're too chaotic to read and see.

But now they work with me. And I will create my new world.

But I do think I'll enjoy the time I have on this old one. It is my first time properly visiting, after all.

I wonder what my son Zeus will look like if I age him a bit...

Oh, that rotting skin and the maggots in his eyes look quite good. I think I'll keep his vocal cords young so I can hear those screams. I'll slowly age up his brain, so he can feel himself entering dementia and remain unable to do anything about it. Now let's boil his armour too, and see how his now hypersensitive nerves react to that.

Yes. This is good.

There was a deep, dark, chthonic rumble in the very earth itself. A blast of hellfire exploded at Kronos's feet, gradually accumulating into a very pissed-off giant clad in black armor woven out of human bones.

Hades, a man of few words and fewer passions, was very angry.

"Father," he growled, gouging his thumbs into the Titan's eyes. They burned blue and, as they made contact, forced the memories of a billion billion damned souls into the mind of Kronos.

At much the same time, Lugh raised Gae Bulg and plunged its hungry blade into the Titan's body. Thirty barbs broke into his chest and lapped up his ichor thirstily, capable of draining a man of all his vital fluids in seconds. Elsewhere, Odin began to recite the darkest incantations of the ages, cursing Kronos a million-fold. Every godly or goddamned archer of myth and truth leashed their quivers full into the bastard King before them. Every god of plague or misfortune lay upon him, every warrior, every rapist and marauder and saint and sainted.

It wouldn't be enough. It would never, ever be enough.

A message was given.

As the moon of Armenio appeared in the sky, a song played.

He's a-coming, do you hear the King?
He comes ever closer, with gifts only he can bring
The King is very close now, you can see his crown
He will come and burn you down.


Kronos sighed. "It seems we need to cut this short." he said calmly. He looked carefully at the numbers that appeared around them, showing and calculating the time there. He raised a hand and aged their hearts to nothingness, causing them as one to fall over. Quite a few were dead now. Some might heal, but they wouldn't be very much a threat for quite a while.

Kronos sealed the doors magically and sat down, crossing his legs and meditating, purple mist growing more and more, spreading across the whole of the school.

The Second Gotterdammerung was coming quite soon.
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Caspian and Peter jumped off the dragon and began immediately began shooting at any nearby Fae soldiers, though Caspian doubted even his anti-angel gun (which was, he thought with a start, now strictly paradoxical) could do much against them.

Then again, the anti-angel guns were now strictly paradoxical (how could they have been made in the far future if angels no longer existed in the present?) and so who could say what the fuck they might do?
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Nightkill the Emperor wrote:There was a cough in front of William. In front of him stood the Tortoise, looking at him sympathetically with wise eyes. "Get on my back." he said simply, growing in size. "I am sorry about the death of your family. I truly am. But we don't have time. We need to return to Elfen High. Your friends need help. I'll transport you there...if you are ready. But first...are you OK?" the Tortoise asked.

At first all William did was give the Tortoise an empty stare that indicated he was anything but okay. Eventually he stopped crying, wiping his face off with his sleeve.

"I...think I'll be alright..." William replied softly, "I just need to get out of this house. I'm not sure whether I could take seeing any more dead family members right now," the knight let go of his sister at last.

"Let's just hurry up and get out of here," said William, letting out another sigh and pulling his ruined Christmas present off like Elizabeth had wanted.
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The Ciel in the compound armor clenched her fists. "Bastard!" She shouted at Oberon, quite obviously angry at being manipulated like that. She made a single step forward, but that was as far as she got before a black sword put itself between the redhead in armor and the Faery King.

"That would be very, very unwise, child." The Demon Lord stated, before twisting his sword around and pointing it at the battle raging on all around them. "You would do more by using your power to assist your allies instead of charging into a battle you can't win." He insisted. He was not certain that any of them, or even all of them together, could win that battle, but in any case, however marginal the difference, surely Oberon would have a smaller chance of winning if his armies were not standing by his side. And even if not, when the alternative to victory was destruction everlasting and surrendering wouldn't mean a thing, what sense was there in giving up? To him, at least, there was none. Demons were born to fight with tooth and nail, and that was exactly what he was going to do. He smiled forlornly as a part of him thought that was exactly what his people were doing.

The redhead relented as the words of the warlord reached her, and though she was still greatly angered at the Faery King's deception, she understood that her strength would be better used elsewhere. Thus, she ran off, elsewhere into the fray.

The Demon Lord himself, on the other hand, looked up at the trembling sky, seeing the moon that should not be. He frowned. Things were definitely not looking bright now, not at all. It was imperative to get rid of the Fae forces already present as quickly as possible if they wanted to be able to stand up to this new threat, and so, the king of all demons invoked his power once more. From the skies far above the battlefield, massive portals began opening up, releasing beams of black lightning of gargantuan proportions upon the Fae and their vimanas, aiming for large concentrations of the Faery crafts while seeming to avoid destroying the allied ISSR ships or the bearded Daleks.

Meanwhile, Ciel and Celes were busying themselves with a task of their own. Along with their armored counterpart, they had taken a brief detour to retrieve some things, mementos of their otherwordly self which she had taken from the crashed remains of the machine in which she had escaped her own world.

One such thing, much to the dismay of the girl back then, was a quite powerful and fortunately intact sound system.

After swiftly installing it, the two began playing, Ciel holding the banjo and Celes holding a magic lyre, their already considerable effects on the Faery soldiers all around being amplified several times by the sound system.

Elsewhere, Lyra continued drawing, almost feverishly. The halberd-wielding creatures and the bearded Daleks were doing a wonderful job for the time being, there was no denying that, and it was quite an impressive feat, considering these armies which were holding back the Faery forces so far were coming from a simple girl with white hair, no older than twenty. Of course, it was starting to take a toll on her, too. Though her death scare had long since faded, color was visibly being drained from her face once again. Her hand was becoming unsteady, though still useful for drawing, and every now and then blood would trickle down from her nose, the frequency increasing slowly but steadily. Her senses, as well, were becoming duller and duller as the moments passed, all of this a consequence of bringing massive armies, tethered to her very being, into existence from nothing.

Naturally, there were a few problems with this. The first was that it was, objectively speaking, the simplest thing to just target the girl instead of dealing with her armies. Though in ordinary circumstances her monsters would fight to the end for her and absorb any damage she took, it was still more practical, since it was easier to kill a Dalek when it suffered from damage as if it were a young girl and not a Dalek. The second, related closely to the first, was that she was not able to command her creatures to protect her and redirect damage if she could not perceive that she was in danger, and her dull senses made this a bit difficult.

Thus it was only when a Faery sword nearly struck her that she took her eyes off the pad and looked at the creature that had been about to slay her just as it was eviscerated by the armored redhead's energy sword, letting out a gasp and clutching at her chest with one hand. She was already feeling ill from this sudden and quite massive use of her magic, the last thing she needed was another death scare.

"Are you alright?" Ciel asked her, to which Lyra nodded.

"A-ah... Yes, thank you." She said, shaking her head to clear her mind a bit. It was then that the two of them heard the rumbling sky as well, and looked up to see the moon that should not be hanging proudly from the sky.

"Shit." The two of them said in unison. "Can you do anything about that?" Ciel then asked the white-haired girl, who, immersed in thought, eventually gave a small nod.

"I... think so." She said, before searching her brain for ideas. What could she do? What was there that she could possibly use to attack the moon?

It was then that she decided to begin drawing a nuclear missile.
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Postby Agritum » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:07 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:There was a cough in front of William. In front of him stood the Tortoise, looking at him sympathetically with wise eyes. "Get on my back." he said simply, growing in size. "I am sorry about the death of your family. I truly am. But we don't have time. We need to return to Elfen High. Your friends need help. I'll transport you there...if you are ready. But first...are you OK?" the Tortoise asked.

At first all William did was give the Tortoise an empty stare that indicated he was anything but okay. Eventually he stopped crying, wiping his face off with his sleeve.

"I...think I'll be alright..." William replied softly, "I just need to get out of this house. I'm not sure whether I could take seeing any more dead family members right now," the knight let go of his sister at last.

"Let's just hurry up and get out of here," said William, letting out another sigh and pulling his ruined Christmas present off like Elizabeth had wanted.

"..."

Hilde didn't speak. She quickly stumbled next to William, wrapping her arms around his waist, resting her head over his shoulder, her face contorted in a pained grin, tears leaking out of her eyes and flowing down her pale cheeks. For a moment, her soft and pristine features seemed to disappear under that torrent of tears, shadowed by what was genuine, sincere...sorrow.

Hilde surely was a person full of hatred, and she would never regret to show said hatred to her worst enemies and to the people she despised the most. It also meant that genuine showings of love and care on her part were rare, precious.

In her heart, she cared in some way or another for William's family. Of course, they were humans with good melanin levels, but that was just an added bonus. They had been the ones who had shaped William the way he was, they were one of the things he cared the most for, other than Hilde herself and Glasgow Rangers, and most importantly, they had managed to accept Hilde for what she was: a xenophobic neo-Nazi homuncula with a very short temper.

Well, okay, they didn't know about the whole "born in a vat" deal.

"I'm sorry, Will, I'm sorry." Hilde murmured, continuing to grasp to her partner.


In the skies above Elfen High and under the moon of Armenio, the multiversal fabric warped for a few instants, before a city-wide castleship materialized itself in thin air, looming above the aerial battlefield of the Fae.

Avalon and its armies had joined the battle.

In one of its hangars, newly-promoted Dame Commander Entwhistle was occupied in briefing Avalon's knights about their upcoming mission. Inspirational music played in the background.

"Battlebrothers, battlesisters! There is no time to be lost!" she started, her voice proudly echoing through the internal PA of Avalon, "Today the enemy is at our door! We know our duty and we will do it! We fight for our honour as knights of Britannia! And we fight in the name of the High Queen!"

A shot from a Vimana hit Avalon's shields, making the castle shake to the core. Nevertheless, Grace continued her rousing speech. "And if we'll die, we'll die in glory, we'll die like heroes do! But no, we'll not die! It will be the enemy who shall taste death and defeat!"

Meanwhile, the palm of Queen Gwen's hand met her own face, as if trying to communicate to Grace that she was being too cheesy, naive and optimistic. Grace, apparently, didn't get the message.

"As you know, most of us are stationed here in Avalon's drop bay, prepared to engage in multiple, simultaneous and devastating deep strikes! The Codex Astartes names this manoeuvre Steel Rain! We will descend upon our foes, we will overw-"

"Cut it short." Gwen barked, shooting a glare at Dame Grace.

Grace sighed. "Yes milady. Anyways.....WE ARE KNIGHTS OF BRITANNIA! WE ARE THE QUEEN's FURY! EVERYONE TO THE DROP PODS!"

Everyone, Gwen and Grace included, scrambled to the nearest drop pods, which proceeded to shot themselves at the battlefield below. The night-time sky was now embellished by a rain of falling metal coffins. Many would have been shot down in-flight, others would have landed down in the school to fight against landborne fae, while others would have landed on Vimanas, attempting some sort of boarding action.

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Nude East Ireland wrote:Waiting until his "passengers" jumped off, Damien looked up at the Vimanas in the sky, which cut through British fighter jets.

I'm going up there. More air support is probably on its way, they'll need all of the help they can get.

With a roar, the dragon lifted off of the ground and flew through the hole in the ceiling, upwards right towards a Vimana. The burning wreckage of fighters flew by him as he spun and retracted his wings to avoid them. As he closed in on the Vimana, Damien opened his mouth to let out a mighty roar, before flapping his great wings and pushing himself upwards at incredible speeds, smashing directly into the bottom of the ship and tearing through it as though he were a missile. As he broke through floor-after-floor of the battleship, he blasted waves of flames from his mouth that ignited explosives and lit Fae soldiers on fire as he passed quickly.

Suddenly he broke through the top of the ship, looking down in time to see explosions ripple through the hull and send Fae flying through the air. It cracked and tore, before it began to hurtle towards the school football field, which did not bode well for the future of the school team.

A beam of energy hit Damien, sending him flying. He turned to face his attacker, another Vimana. He returned fire - literally - while he smashed his back into another Vimana and tilted it to the side. The first ship fired another blast at him, but Damien suddenly reverted to his human form. He was sliding down the side of the tilted Vimana, watching as the energy blast slammed into the ship he was on and broke through the hull, causing a series of explosions inside the ship. His feet hit a level piece of metal, which he used to leap forward and into the open air. As he skydived down, he turned to see the ship he had moments before been on tear apart, now engulfed in flames. Damien looked back to the first Vimana, which continued to do battle with the RAF above him.

"This is going to take a while," he muttered, before turning back into a dragon and pulling upwards. He darted towards the Vimana, dodging what blasts he could as he blew blasts of fire in return.

One of the Vimana then slammed on top of Damien, gripping him with eight spiderlike "legs" of sorts, holding them tightly.

But this is when the ISSR proved useful. As you may know, the ISSR has been working on a space program for quite some time. We've had allusions to it, even if nothing too precise.

So this is when some of their spaceships appeared, blasting through the air, firing careful missiles at the Vimana holding Damien, causing it to let go and refocus attention. However, some Fae had dropped off the Vimana and were now trying to stab down into Damien.

Gwen and Grace's pod happened to violently crash and burrow itself on Damien's back, of all things. The doors of the pod sprung open, sending several knights falling down to their doom, while the surviving ones attached themselves to Damien's scale. The Queen and Dame Grace were of course amongst the latter.

"Dragon! Can you hear us? I recognise you: you're Damien. I personally witnessed when you were first turned in this form!" Gwen yelled, her gauntleted hands gripping the ruvid draconian back of Damien. "My knights are to help you and your allies in Elfen High! Speaking of which, you've got Fae on your body!"

Meanwhile, Grace was desperately trying to blast the Fae away with her sword's magical beams, all while trying not to fall down.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:46 pm

"I hate plot twists."

D coughed and looked up at his father, "Hmm?"

"I! HATE! PLOT TWISTS!" Lewis howled. He drew his shotgun and aimed it directly at a vimana flying overhead, seemingly not realizing that there are certain physical limitations to the universe preventing that from working. To be absolutely fair to Lewis, they had never impacted him before.

And then a very stupid thing happened. Very stupid things happen often, we call them "life", but I assure you - this was particularly stupid.

The vimana Lewis had aimed for was violently sliced in half. For a short time, D thought his father had actually been able to destroy it with a shitty shotgun inherited from his commander in the War of 1812 (or, as Lewis called it, "Punchfest '12"). For an even longer time, Lewis was absolutely convinced he had.

"Suck it, ye' yellow pederasts!" Lewis giggled, tittering a bit, "I am the king of explosions!"

"Are you drunk?" D demanded.

"My veins are all filled up with embalmin' fluid and not nearly enough air!" Lewis said, "I AM A LIVIN' GOD!"

This was when the very stupid thing landed in front of Lewis's face, before promptly falling backwards and dying with a whine. From the hatch of a massive suit of armor fell a Lewis. Not the same Lewis as D's father, but a different Lewis of a different time.

"Sweet monkey fuck," muttered the second Lewis, though chronologically he was the first, "my head hurts."

From the ass of the suit crawled a third Lewis, clad in a suit and glasses, clearly not cut out for this shit.

"I'm gonna' vomit on everythin'," Dwarven Lewis whimpered.

"Who're these assholes?" the Lewis of this world asked, elbowing D in the ribs.

"Shit," was all his son could muster in turn.

"Ye' there!" Lewis screamed, "Who the fuck are ye'?"

"Lewis fuckin' Jameson!" answered Lewis, "Who the fuck are ye'?"

"Lewis goddamned Jameson!"

"Actually," the third said, "I'm Lew-"

"FUCK YE'!" the other two screamed in unison.

"OK," the Lewis of a dead Elfen High said, "Let's make this clear - I'm the first one."

"Says who?" said the Lewis of the current world.

"Says me, dickwad!" the other barked, "I'm Lewis. Ye' two can be... Steve and fuckin' Wallace, I don't know. I don't care. But I'm Lewis."

"Fuck ye', ye're Wallace!" the second shouted, "I'm Lewis!"

"Can we all be Lewis?" offered the third.

"NO!" cried both.

"Fine!" Lewis of the first Elfen High said, "Have it your way. I'm Lewis-1. You can be Lewis-3."

"The only reason I'm agreein' to this is so I don't have ta' hit that pretty face," Lewis of the second Elfen High grumbled.

"What about me?" asked the Dwarven Lewis.

"You're a beatnik, fuck off."

"Yeah, fuck ye', Lewis-3."

Lewis-3 sighed. His hand fell to his hips, grabbing his pistols.

"Alright," he said, "so now what do we do?"

Lewis-2 raised his shotgun and grinned wickedly, "Let's wreck shit."

"I like the way this guy thinks," Lewis-1 laughed, "Together, we are-"



"...What?" D said.

"Hmm?"

"You just 'we are'. You have to end the sentence."

"I was expectin'- a sort of... Fine. We're the Justice Society of Lewises."

"No way," Lewis-2 said, "That sucks."

"Well, fuck ye', come up with something better."

Lewis-2 sniffed, "Maybe later."
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:49 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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