NATION

PASSWORD

Traveller's Café 2: Discussion, tea, brainstorming & advice

For all of your non-NationStates related roleplaying needs!

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote: UN/US invasion of China

This is a bad plan.

Really, just go to the 18th century, the age of imperialism and random annexation and no nukes. Have a blast. Diverge there.

To be fair, we almost did nuke China during Korea.

And by "we", I mean "MacArthur". And by "almost", I mean "nowhere near".
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:12 pm

Zeinbrad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This is a bad plan.

Really, just go to the 18th century, the age of imperialism and random annexation and no nukes. Have a blast. Diverge there.

I'll talk with the people in two groups I'm, who know history better then I do.

And make sure you stay active in the rps you're in.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This is a bad plan.

Really, just go to the 18th century, the age of imperialism and random annexation and no nukes. Have a blast. Diverge there.

To be fair, we almost did nuke China during Korea.

And by "we", I mean "MacArthur". And by "almost", I mean "nowhere near".

MacArthur was insane.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:12 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:To be fair, we almost did nuke China during Korea.

And by "we", I mean "MacArthur". And by "almost", I mean "nowhere near".

MacArthur was insane.

Entertainingly so, at the very least.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Roski
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15601
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Roski » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:13 pm

Zeinbrad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Sounds stupid as well, unless you have a really good reason for how it could have happened.

I think, if you want to have giant nation blobs for whatever reason, diverge at some point in the past when there was a lot of that stuff going on.

These weren't my ideas....

I wanted it to be an divergence starting with a short war(It lasted only a few days) between a Soviet Army Group and a combined Western task force an a failed UN/US invasion of China, possibly during the Korean War.

Back to the drawing board.


Here is what you should do.
The middle east, for no reason, gets destroyed in Nuclear hellfire
Everyone turns to South America for oil
A leader in Venezuela orders all US born citizens executed
Venezuela, Brazil, and Columbia become merged, forming the South American Federation
Invade the rest of South America.
Win.
Invade every nation north of South America, stopping with the defeat of Mexico
US and the "Federation of the Americas" make non agression pact
US launches orbital satellite weapon
Federation takes it, and fires on every major city in the southern United States
Ten years later, USA and Federation stalemate
Shit goes down.
USA invades through Peru
Wins war immediately (because YOLO)
I'm some 17 year old psuedo-libertarian who leans to the left in social terms, is fiercly right economically, and centrist in foriegn policy. Unapologetically Pro-American, Pro-NATO, even if we do fuck up (a lot). If you can find real sources that disagree with me I will change my opinion. Call me IHOP cause I'm always flipping.

Follow my Vex Robotics team on instagram! @3921a_vex

I am the Federal Republic of Roski. I have a population slightly over 256 million with a GDP of 13.92-14.25 trillion. My gross domestic product increases each year between .4%-.1.4%. I have a military with 4.58 million total people, with 1.58 million of those active. My defense spending is 598.5 billion, or 4.2% of my Gross Domestic Product.

User avatar
Zeinbrad
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29535
Founded: Jun 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Zeinbrad » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:14 pm

Roski wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:These weren't my ideas....

I wanted it to be an divergence starting with a short war(It lasted only a few days) between a Soviet Army Group and a combined Western task force an a failed UN/US invasion of China, possibly during the Korean War.

Back to the drawing board.


Here is what you should do.
The middle east, for no reason, gets destroyed in Nuclear hellfire
Everyone turns to South America for oil
A leader in Venezuela orders all US born citizens executed
Venezuela, Brazil, and Columbia become merged, forming the South American Federation
Invade the rest of South America.
Win.
Invade every nation north of South America, stopping with the defeat of Mexico
US and the "Federation of the Americas" make non agression pact
US launches orbital satellite weapon
Federation takes it, and fires on every major city in the southern United States
Ten years later, USA and Federation stalemate
Shit goes down.
USA invades through Peru
Wins war immediately (because YOLO)

....

No.
“There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.”
― Fred Rogers
Currently looking for an artist for a Star Wars fan comic I want to make.

User avatar
Roski
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15601
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Roski » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:15 pm

Zeinbrad wrote:
Roski wrote:
Here is what you should do.
The middle east, for no reason, gets destroyed in Nuclear hellfire
Everyone turns to South America for oil
A leader in Venezuela orders all US born citizens executed
Venezuela, Brazil, and Columbia become merged, forming the South American Federation
Invade the rest of South America.
Win.
Invade every nation north of South America, stopping with the defeat of Mexico
US and the "Federation of the Americas" make non agression pact
US launches orbital satellite weapon
Federation takes it, and fires on every major city in the southern United States
Ten years later, USA and Federation stalemate
Shit goes down.
USA invades through Peru
Wins war immediately (because YOLO)

....

No.


http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Ghosts
I'm some 17 year old psuedo-libertarian who leans to the left in social terms, is fiercly right economically, and centrist in foriegn policy. Unapologetically Pro-American, Pro-NATO, even if we do fuck up (a lot). If you can find real sources that disagree with me I will change my opinion. Call me IHOP cause I'm always flipping.

Follow my Vex Robotics team on instagram! @3921a_vex

I am the Federal Republic of Roski. I have a population slightly over 256 million with a GDP of 13.92-14.25 trillion. My gross domestic product increases each year between .4%-.1.4%. I have a military with 4.58 million total people, with 1.58 million of those active. My defense spending is 598.5 billion, or 4.2% of my Gross Domestic Product.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:MacArthur was insane.

Entertainingly so, at the very least.

The man used tanks to stop a protest by unemployed WW1 veterans.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:16 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Entertainingly so, at the very least.

The man used tanks to stop a protest by unemployed WW1 veterans.

And then we promoted him to General.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Zeinbrad
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29535
Founded: Jun 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Zeinbrad » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:16 pm


Another reason it's a no.
“There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.”
― Fred Rogers
Currently looking for an artist for a Star Wars fan comic I want to make.

User avatar
Benuty
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36780
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Benuty » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Entertainingly so, at the very least.

The man used tanks to stop a protest by unemployed WW1 veterans.

Given he sent people to their deaths in Bataan it is wise to say he was a major troll.
Last edited by Hashem 13.8 billion years ago
King of Madness in the Right Wing Discussion Thread. Winner of 2016 Posters Award for Insanity.
Please be aware my posts in NSG, and P2TM are separate.

User avatar
Alleniana
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42864
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Alleniana » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
"Spain, fuck off already. Come on. It's not funny. Spain, it's been more than three centuries already. Spain please. Fuck off."

"Hooray, we are free from Spain!"

*eagle cry, American military enters*

mejiko will never into independence

Personally, I think we won't be seeing really any major changes in the world map from now on (unless WW3 breaks out). Imperialism, even veiled, just isn't tolerated anymore, and even in Eastern Europe among the former SSRs, very definite languages and nationalities are forming. While I see a Belarus-Russia union, Catalonian breaking off, and change sin Africa nobody will notice, as well as possible resolution of Korea & Taiwan, there's just very very little left to change in the world borders that won't piss people off.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:26 pm

Alleniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Hooray, we are free from Spain!"

*eagle cry, American military enters*

mejiko will never into independence

Personally, I think we won't be seeing really any major changes in the world map from now on (unless WW3 breaks out). Imperialism, even veiled, just isn't tolerated anymore, and even in Eastern Europe among the former SSRs, very definite languages and nationalities are forming. While I see a Belarus-Russia union, Catalonian breaking off, and change sin Africa nobody will notice, as well as possible resolution of Korea & Taiwan, there's just very very little left to change in the world borders that won't piss people off.

Fuck you, I will personally force Nepal, Bhutan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Burma, Sri Lanka and the Maldives to join the Union.

And then they will pay for their crimes.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Alleniana
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42864
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Alleniana » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Alleniana wrote:mejiko will never into independence

Personally, I think we won't be seeing really any major changes in the world map from now on (unless WW3 breaks out). Imperialism, even veiled, just isn't tolerated anymore, and even in Eastern Europe among the former SSRs, very definite languages and nationalities are forming. While I see a Belarus-Russia union, Catalonian breaking off, and change sin Africa nobody will notice, as well as possible resolution of Korea & Taiwan, there's just very very little left to change in the world borders that won't piss people off.

Fuck you, I will personally force Nepal, Bhutan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Burma, Sri Lanka and the Maldives to join the Union.

And then they will pay for their crimes.

The British Indian Ocean Territory royally thumbs its nose at you.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:32 pm

Alleniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Fuck you, I will personally force Nepal, Bhutan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Burma, Sri Lanka and the Maldives to join the Union.

And then they will pay for their crimes.

The British Indian Ocean Territory royally thumbs its nose at you.

Meanwhile, the Chagossians would just like to go home, please.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Alleniana
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42864
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Alleniana » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Alleniana wrote:The British Indian Ocean Territory royally thumbs its nose at you.

Meanwhile, the Chagossians would just like to go home, please.

I cannot deny that this song promptly invaded my head and set up camp there at that moment

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:36 pm

Alleniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Meanwhile, the Chagossians would just like to go home, please.

I cannot deny that this song promptly invaded my head and set up camp there at that moment

You son-of-a-bitch, I was going to be productive today.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.


User avatar
Glorious Wonderland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Glorious Wonderland » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:43 pm

I've a barely fleshed-out idea about an RP set in continent resembling Central, South and East Asia with warlords, despots and artistic license.

Now I'm going to decide whether this will be a nation or magical girls RP.

User avatar
Alleniana
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42864
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Alleniana » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:50 pm

Glorious Wonderland wrote:I've a barely fleshed-out idea about an RP set in continent resembling Central, South and East Asia with warlords, despots and artistic license.

Now I'm going to decide whether this will be a nation or magical girls RP.

I was planning an alternate continent East Asia analogue nation RP myself.

User avatar
Glorious Wonderland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Glorious Wonderland » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:52 pm

Alleniana wrote:
Glorious Wonderland wrote:I've a barely fleshed-out idea about an RP set in continent resembling Central, South and East Asia with warlords, despots and artistic license.

Now I'm going to decide whether this will be a nation or magical girls RP.

I was planning an alternate continent East Asia analogue nation RP myself.

I'll go with magical girls then. :p

User avatar
Alleniana
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42864
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Alleniana » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:01 pm

Glorious Wonderland wrote:
Alleniana wrote:I was planning an alternate continent East Asia analogue nation RP myself.

I'll go with magical girls then. :p

:p good luck

User avatar
Zeinbrad
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29535
Founded: Jun 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Zeinbrad » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:01 pm

Ah! I got a title for the USMC RP.

Grey on Grey.

As the Marines will have to anything, morally wrong or right, to survive.

That, and I'm listening to Rise Against: Wait for me, and one of the lyrics is "Do you see the world in black and gray?" and just changed black to grey.
“There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.”
― Fred Rogers
Currently looking for an artist for a Star Wars fan comic I want to make.

User avatar
Ularn
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6864
Founded: Oct 23, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Ularn » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:07 pm

Alleniana wrote:
Glorious Wonderland wrote:I'll go with magical girls then. :p

:p good luck

Right now I'm imagining Ghengis Khan is a frilly pink miniskirt and blue wizard's hat
ULARN INTERSTELLAR FEDERATION
Many Worlds; One Ring!
FACTBOOK | Q&A | EMBASSIES & FOREIGN OFFICE | #NSFT | #NSLegion | TRIPLICATE DEFENCE INDUSTRIES
P2tM
Broken World: Beastmasters | Of Zombies and Men
Jesus was a carpenter, so really I'm the one doing God's work - all anyone else cares about is what he got up to on the dole!

User avatar
Ularn
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6864
Founded: Oct 23, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Ularn » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:08 pm

Zeinbrad wrote:Ah! I got a title for the USMC RP.

Grey on Grey.

As the Marines will have to anything, morally wrong or right, to survive.

That, and I'm listening to Rise Against: Wait for me, and one of the lyrics is "Do you see the world in black and gray?" and just changed black to grey.

Fascinating.

Think you might find the time to post in nUKingdom any time soon?
ULARN INTERSTELLAR FEDERATION
Many Worlds; One Ring!
FACTBOOK | Q&A | EMBASSIES & FOREIGN OFFICE | #NSFT | #NSLegion | TRIPLICATE DEFENCE INDUSTRIES
P2tM
Broken World: Beastmasters | Of Zombies and Men
Jesus was a carpenter, so really I'm the one doing God's work - all anyone else cares about is what he got up to on the dole!

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Portal to the Multiverse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Newne Carriebean7, Olthenia

Advertisement

Remove ads