Traveller's Café 2: Discussion, tea, brainstorming & advice

[Zarkenis Ultima]

That's his last name.

Wait, what? NK's last name is Khan?

Yep.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Wait, what? NK's last name is Khan?

Yes, you can do the scream.

No, not on a regular basis.

Yes, you can do the scream.

No, not on a regular basis.

Darn it, you beat me to that joke.

Respectfully, I was thinking Genghis Khan.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Yes, you can do the scream.

No, not on a regular basis.

Darn it, you beat me to that joke.

Respectfully, I was thinking Genghis Khan.

Oh, that's the first thing I thought of, too.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes, you can do the scream.

No, not on a regular basis.

Darn it, you beat me to that joke.

Respectfully, I was thinking Genghis Khan.

Yes, he's (likely) descended from him.

No, he has not fathered 1% of the human population. That would be awful.

[The Man of the House]

Soooo. Here we go.


RP Interest App Form

High Concept: It's a future. An extreme apocalypse has occurred. Character-based. (Still trying to figure out a name.)
Genre/s: Future, Action, Thriller.
Detailed Description: Two nations exist after WW3 occurred, which destroyed all but North America, which it's governments collapsed. Now, these two nations are very different. The Federation, which takes up all of North America east of the Mississippi, is generally the weaker nation. It has extreme borderline poverty living conditions, and the government is barely keeping a handle on it's people, an all-powerful police force known as VEIN, which is actually a company that pretty much owns the Government. Then, west of the Mississippi is a nation known as The Imperium. The Imperium prospers as the Federation is horrible. Most people here are rich and careless. The police here are also all-powerful, but due to the all-powerful government that discriminates cruelly against anyone who is non-Imperial, or was born in Mexico/Canada pre-Imperium takeover. The Imperium's Government is filled with corruption, the leader being known as the Imperator. The police are called Marshals, and use weapons that are very advanced. Rumor has it that the Imperium is capable of space travel, whilst the Federation is stuck in a borderline-Colonial era in terms of technology. Who will you be? An Imperial trying to overthrow your dictatorship government? A Federalized Civilian trying to avoid VEIN? You decide in this lore!

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Respectfully, I was thinking Genghis Khan.

Yes, he's (likely) descended from him.

No, he has not fathered 1% of the human population. That would be awful.

Yes, it was only .5% of the human population, and like eight hundred tigers.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Yes, he's (likely) descended from him.

No, he has not fathered 1% of the human population. That would be awful.

Yes, it was only .5% of the human population, and like eight hundred tigers.

Don't drag the purity of my peoples' bloodlines into this.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Yes, it was only .5% of the human population, and like eight hundred tigers.

Don't drag the purity of my peoples' bloodlines into this.

I will, TONY.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Don't drag the purity of my peoples' bloodlines into this.

I will, TONY.

Don't mention that Uncle Tom to me ever again.
Selling out his heritage to shill cereal...Disgusting.

[The Man of the House]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I will, TONY.

Don't mention that Uncle Tom to me ever again.
Selling out his heritage to shill cereal...Disgusting.

Hey, we sold Const to Kellog to push new "Mormon-O's! Now with Fiber!".

[G-Tech Corporation]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

Who?

[The Man of the House]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

Who?

How did I expect you to say that...?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

Who?

Some punk from the ghettos who lifted my TV.

Who?

How did I expect you to say that...?

I was hoping I would never hear from you again, let alone see you return with a reference to a Tommy Lee Jones movie where he protects cheerleaders.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

Who?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Btw, for those of you who are wondering, I'm Vaxon.



>inb4 spam of my TG inbox.

Who?

An Australian ruffian that sells me Melange.

[The Man of the House]

Who?

Some punk from the ghettos who lifted my TV.

How did I expect you to say that...?

I was hoping I would never hear from you again, let alone see you return with a reference to a Tommy Lee Jones movie where he protects cheerleaders.

Who the hell is TLJ?

Anyway. If anyone's interested in my RP idea, just... y'know.

OK... so, anyway. Before everyone derails to talk about who the hell I am, let's just not. Mkay?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Some punk from the ghettos who lifted my TV.

I was hoping I would never hear from you again, let alone see you return with a reference to a Tommy Lee Jones movie where he protects cheerleaders.

Who the hell is TLJ?

Anyway. If anyone's interested in my RP idea, just... y'know.

OK... so, anyway. Before everyone derails to talk about who the hell I am, let's just not. Mkay?

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[The Grey Wolf]

Who?

An Australian ruffian that sells me Melange.

Oh boy...

Well, Vaxon, guess it's good to hear from you.

I guess.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

An Australian ruffian that sells me Melange.

Oh boy...

Well, Vaxon, guess it's good to hear from you.

I guess.

Personally, I think it's terrible.

[The Grey Wolf]

Oh boy...

Well, Vaxon, guess it's good to hear from you.

I guess.

Personally, I think it's terrible.

I totally agree with you. Just being polite.

[The Man of the House]

Personally, I think it's terrible.

I totally agree with you. Just being polite.

If only I was blind.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I totally agree with you. Just being polite.

If only I was blind.

Then you'd have to listen to us instead.

Vaxon, I have an idea that requires your immediate attention!

[Ammar]

Would anyone be up to a Team Fortress 2 RP?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Would anyone be up to a Team Fortress 2 RP?

No.