New Imperialism - AH RP v 1.1 [OOC, Signup]

[The New Lowlands]

No, sorry, that would deny me quick access to my island.... Which is going to be important soon. Maybe something else though? I will be a bit stingy, China still believe it to be better than everyone else, you know?

Japan goes nom nom sakhalin.

Also, China, can Iberia please into Macau?

[Marsisian]

No, sorry, that would deny me quick access to my island.... Which is going to be important soon. Maybe something else though? I will be a bit stingy, China still believe it to be better than everyone else, you know?

Japan goes nom nom sakhalin.

Also, China, can Iberia please into Macau?

Japan goes nom nom Sakhalin and Manchuria.

[Axonic]

My first move will making allies, and sending a big fuck you to Italy!

[Reatra]

No, sorry, that would deny me quick access to my island.... Which is going to be important soon. Maybe something else though? I will be a bit stingy, China still believe it to be better than everyone else, you know?

Japan goes nom nom sakhalin.

Also, China, can Iberia please into Macau?

Ha! I laugh at Japanese literacy! If they dare colonize/conquer the Pacific, DEY GOIN' DOWN!

[Reatra]

WOAH WOAH! Why does India have Bangladesh? I said BEFORE they got it that I was going to conquer it. YOU HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE INDIA!

[The New Lowlands]

Japan goes nom nom sakhalin.

Also, China, can Iberia please into Macau?

Ha! I laugh at Japanese literacy! If they dare colonize/conquer the Pacific, DEY GOIN' DOWN!

dat navy tho

[Caltarania]

The Dutch Republic is now the only true nation.

All other nations are advised to surrender, lest they wish to incur the wrath of our clogs and windmills.

[Paketo]

The Dutch Republic is now the only true nation.

All other nations are advised to surrender, lest they wish to fear the wrath of our clogs and windmills.

you would be crushed by mexican and confederate armies

[The New Lowlands]

The Dutch Republic is now the only true nation.

All other nations are advised to surrender, lest they wish to fear the wrath of our clogs and windmills.

you would be crushed by mexican and confederate armies

*Reclaims Havana*

[Reatra]

Ha! I laugh at Japanese literacy! If they dare colonize/conquer the Pacific, DEY GOIN' DOWN!

dat navy tho

But, they are an island nation. I don't know what else to say, I had it in my head but now I don't. Maybe it had to do with blockades? But then they have a big navy. Perhaps they can't retreat if I conquer their whole country.... Anyway, I have an okay navy anyway. Well, okay in numbers, awesome in tech.

[Paketo]

you would be crushed by mexican and confederate armies

*Reclaims Havana*

*is taken back*

[Caltarania]

*Reclaims Havana*

*is taken back*

-Takes Florida for the lols-

[The New Lowlands]

*is taken back*

-Takes Florida for the lols-

Hijo de puta, that's mine! :c

[Caltarania]

-Takes Florida for the lols-

Hijo de puta, that's mine! :c

You must surrender to the Dutch.

You will keep your autonomy.

You will be assimilated.

[Paketo]

*is taken back*

-Takes Florida for the lols-

dutch marines are easily repulsed a

[Reatra]

CONTRDICTORY WORDS!

[The New Lowlands]

Hijo de puta, that's mine! :c

You must surrender to the Dutch.

You will keep your autonomy.

You will be assimilated.

Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la.
Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!

[Gold state]

I might expand Denmark into Africa or Asia.


Let's divide China!

[Caltarania]

You must surrender to the Dutch.

You will keep your autonomy.

You will be assimilated.

Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la.
Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!

We require that you terminate your vocal communication.

Failure to terminate individually will lead to permanent termination.

You will be assimilated.

[The New Lowlands]

Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la.
Luchamos contra los moros,
rumba la rumba la rumba la
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!
mercenarios y fascistas,
¡Ay Carmela! ¡Ay Carmela!

We require that you terminate your vocal communication.

Failure to terminate individually will lead to permanent termination.

You will be assimilated.

You have already been assimilated into the SpainReich.

[Caltarania]

We require that you terminate your vocal communication.

Failure to terminate individually will lead to permanent termination.

You will be assimilated.

You have already been assimilated into the SpainReich.

Previous facts are now irrelevant.

Submit to the Collective Dutch Republic.

You will be assimilated.

[The New Lowlands]

You have already been assimilated into the SpainReich.

Previous facts are now irrelevant.

Submit to the Collective Dutch Republic.

You will be assimilated.

EXTERMINATE.

[Caltarania]

Previous facts are now irrelevant.

Submit to the Collective Dutch Republic.

You will be assimilated.

EXTERMINATE.

Dutch Borg vs Spanish Daleks.

I think I am going to have a nerdgasm. O.O

[Paketo]

all of you will bow to the battle flag of the CSA

We are a band of brothers
And native to the soil,
Fighting for the property
We gained by honest toil;
And when our rights were threatened,
The cry rose near and far--
"Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star!"

CHORUS: Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.

As long as the Union
Was faithful to her trust,
Like friends and like brothers
Both kind were we and just;
But now, when Northern treachery
Attempts our rights to mar,
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

First gallant South Carolina
Nobly made the stand,
Then came Alabama,
Who took her by the hand.
Next quickly Mississippi,
Georgia and Florida
All raised on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

Ye men of valor, gather round
The banner of the right;
Texas and fair Louisiana
Join us in the fight.
Davis, our loved president,
And Stephens statesman are;
Now rally round the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

And here's to old Virginia--
The Old Dominion State--
Who with the young Confederacy
At length has linked her fate;
Impelled by her example,
Now other states prepare
To hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

Then cheer, boys, cheer;
Raise the joyous shout,
For Arkansas and North Carolina
Now have both gone out;
And let another rousing cheer
For Tennessee be given,
The single star of the Bonnie Blue Flag
Has grown to be eleven.--CHORUS

Then here's to our Confederacy,
Strong are we and brave;
Like patriots of old we'll fight
Our heritage to save.
And rather than submit to shame,
To die we would prefer;
So cheer for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

[The New Lowlands]

all of you will bow to the battle flag of the CSA

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We are a band of brothers
And native to the soil,
Fighting for the property
We gained by honest toil;
And when our rights were threatened,
The cry rose near and far--
"Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star!"

CHORUS: Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.

As long as the Union
Was faithful to her trust,
Like friends and like brothers
Both kind were we and just;
But now, when Northern treachery
Attempts our rights to mar,
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

First gallant South Carolina
Nobly made the stand,
Then came Alabama,
Who took her by the hand.
Next quickly Mississippi,
Georgia and Florida
All raised on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

Ye men of valor, gather round
The banner of the right;
Texas and fair Louisiana
Join us in the fight.
Davis, our loved president,
And Stephens statesman are;
Now rally round the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

And here's to old Virginia--
The Old Dominion State--
Who with the young Confederacy
At length has linked her fate;
Impelled by her example,
Now other states prepare
To hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

Then cheer, boys, cheer;
Raise the joyous shout,
For Arkansas and North Carolina
Now have both gone out;
And let another rousing cheer
For Tennessee be given,
The single star of the Bonnie Blue Flag
Has grown to be eleven.--CHORUS

Then here's to our Confederacy,
Strong are we and brave;
Like patriots of old we'll fight
Our heritage to save.
And rather than submit to shame,
To die we would prefer;
So cheer for the Bonnie Blue Flag
That bears a single star.--CHORUS

On! ye patriots to the battle,
Hear Havana's cannon rattle!
Then away, then away, then away to the fight!
Go meet those Southern traitors,
With iron will.
And should your courage falter, boys,
Remember Bunker Hill.