Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

I sighed.

A Mexican sigh is worth twenty dollars and a diamond ring.

Mormon! Get the jar!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I sighed.

A Mexican sigh is worth twenty dollars and a diamond ring.

Mormon! Get the jar!

God dammit, I need to exploit this more often.

[Constaniana]

I sighed.

A Mexican sigh is worth twenty dollars and a diamond ring.

Mormon! Get the jar!

I'm keeping the sigh and the jar.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I think Crowley genuinely thought D knew, because D seems to know quite a lot.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It'd be interesting to find a translated copy of his works.

[Astrolinium]

It'd be interesting to find a translated copy of his works.

There's a link to a translation of Indika at the bottom of that article.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It'd be interesting to find a translated copy of his works.

There's a link to a translation of Indika at the bottom of that article.

...

*stab*

[Nationstatelandsville]

I think Crowley genuinely thought D knew, because D seems to know quite a lot.

If Crowley would stop removing his bugs, he would.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Right now, the orcs are patting the bears on the back and informing them just how shitty being a fallen empire is.

[Constaniana]

Right now, the orcs are patting the bears on the back and informing them just how shitty being a fallen empire is.

The English are awkwardly off to the side wondering if they want to join this club.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Chennai Express is absolutely hilarious.

It starts with a 100 year old dying in the middle of a cricket game.

"Grandpa and Sachin (Tendulkar), both out at 99."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Right now, the orcs are patting the bears on the back and informing them just how shitty being a fallen empire is.

The English are awkwardly off to the side wondering if they want to join this club.

"No, no, we have the Falklands. We have the Falklands.

(crying)

We have the Falklands!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Now the character is trying very hard to reach a brothel in Goa, while pretending to his grandmother he's going to put his grandfather's ashes in a sacred river on the other side of the country.

And now he and a South Indian girl are flirting with each other in Hindi song parodies.

This movie is actually just taking a giant seething piss on Bollywood clichés.

[Constaniana]

The English are awkwardly off to the side wondering if they want to join this club.

"No, no, we have the Falklands. We have the Falklands.

(crying)

We have the Falklands!"

"If we have to use nuclear weapons to keep Gibraltar and the Channel Islands so be it."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Now the character is trying very hard to reach a brothel in Goa, while pretending to his grandmother he's going to put his grandfather's ashes in a sacred river on the other side of the country.

And now he and a South Indian girl are flirting with each other in Hindi song parodies.

This movie is actually just taking a giant seething piss on Bollywood clichés.

I am laughing far too loud at this.

"Don't underestimate the power of a common man."

*is thrown directly off a train into the ocean below*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Now the character is trying very hard to reach a brothel in Goa, while pretending to his grandmother he's going to put his grandfather's ashes in a sacred river on the other side of the country.

And now he and a South Indian girl are flirting with each other in Hindi song parodies.

This movie is actually just taking a giant seething piss on Bollywood clichés.

I am laughing far too loud at this.

"Don't underestimate the power of a common man."

*is thrown directly off a train into the ocean below*

I laugh at Bollywood too; probably for different reasons.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I am laughing far too loud at this.

"Don't underestimate the power of a common man."

*is thrown directly off a train into the ocean below*

I laugh at Bollywood too; probably for different reasons.

This is a bilingual thing - Hindi and Tamil. And it mocks the clichés of movies in both languages.

The main character has, in the last few hours, lost his mobile phone, accidentally killed a public official, has been kidnapped by South Indian mafia men and has found out he has a crush on the daughter of "The Godfather of the South".

And they're all using a language he can't fucking understand.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I laugh at Bollywood too; probably for different reasons.

This is a bilingual thing - Hindi and Tamil. And it mocks the clichés of movies in both languages.

The main character has, in the last few hours, lost his mobile phone, accidentally killed a public official, has been kidnapped by South Indian mafia men and has found out he has a crush on the daughter of "The Godfather of the South".

And they're all using a language he can't fucking understand.

...Admittedly, this movie sounds pretty bad-ass.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is a bilingual thing - Hindi and Tamil. And it mocks the clichés of movies in both languages.

The main character has, in the last few hours, lost his mobile phone, accidentally killed a public official, has been kidnapped by South Indian mafia men and has found out he has a crush on the daughter of "The Godfather of the South".

And they're all using a language he can't fucking understand.

...Admittedly, this movie sounds pretty bad-ass.

The main character is also arguably a racist, cowardly, horny shithead.

It's beautiful.

It's especially beautiful because Shah Rukh Khan (the actor who plays the main character) usually plays highly badass, wonderful and kind characters.

[Constaniana]

...Admittedly, this movie sounds pretty bad-ass.

The main character is also arguably a racist, cowardly, horny shithead.

It's beautiful.

It's especially beautiful because Shah Rukh Khan (the actor who plays the main character) usually plays highly badass, wonderful and kind characters.

So it's like an actor who usually plays Norv suddenly starts portraying Ende?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The main character is currently being carried around by a giant horde of South Indian criminals wielding swords.

He has no idea why.

The main character is also arguably a racist, cowardly, horny shithead.

It's beautiful.

It's especially beautiful because Shah Rukh Khan (the actor who plays the main character) usually plays highly badass, wonderful and kind characters.

So it's like an actor who usually plays Norv suddenly starts portraying Ende?

Exactly.

[Constaniana]

The main character is currently being carried around by a giant horde of South Indian criminals wielding swords.

He has no idea why.

Much like every westerner who watches the film.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Let me explain something about Tamil.

"Tamil teri ma" is Tamil for "Do you speak Tamil?"

The main character misinterprets as a slight on his mother (because of the way the sentence comes across in Hindi) and nearly starts a fist fight with the entire Tamil Nadu mafia.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The main character is currently being carried around by a giant horde of South Indian criminals wielding swords.

He has no idea why.

Much like every westerner who watches the film.

Excluding the residents of Jackson Center.

They speak every tongue but all they can say to you is prophecy.