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Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:35 pm**

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:38 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:40 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422498382704160768

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:42 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422498382704160768

I thought I took down the cameras you had watching me and Agri.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:58 pm**

You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:59 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

I still have mine.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:03 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

I still have mine.

Join us.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:06 pm**

You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:20 pm**

I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:23 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

There is no weather anymore, Kevin - it has been consumed by Norv.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:26 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

There is no weather anymore, Kevin - it has been consumed by Norv.

I just thought we didn't feed the sun god.

I'm running out of flashlights.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:34 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I still have mine.

Join us.

I'm busy posting for Agri and delving into unnecessary depths of the history of countries in Elementals the characters might never visit.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:36 pm**

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

So this happened.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:40 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

So this happened.

That's horrible.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:01 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

Why.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:03 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

Why.

Because my nephew makes me watch it, and it annoys me quite a bit to see what it has become.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:06 pm**

I'm looking at Lewis' old tweets.

"My son is currently buildin' a "fuck-the-world laser" to use on some kind named "Jojo". Is that Science for "Dad, I'm gay"? I think so"

And then there's Calliel's tweets.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:10 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Why.

Because my nephew makes me watch it, and it annoys me quite a bit to see what it has become.

I looked at the page.

Patrick: "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking! WE STOLE A BALLOON!"
(A few months after the episode aired, 9/11, the anthrax letters and hijacking of Flight 793 occurred. Coincidence or foreshadowing?)

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:19 pm**

Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:21 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:21 pm**

I kill everyone involved with this thread as I tear through the inter-dimensional wall with my claws. "Howdy, y'all!" I shout exuberantly glancing around with wide-eyed anticipation, "Wait a minute..." I sniff the air in a manner that doesn't recall anything a feline would ever do, and then proceed to kick a conveniently placed litter box out of a twelve story window. Nightkill. You vile creature. I await for things to take their natural course, listening as people pop back into existence unharmed.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:23 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

Some things that stood out.

"Then, in the next scene, it's implied that SpongeBob killed Patrick and is wearing his skin. He's not, but just the thought that SpongeBob would prioritize his job over his best friend in the creepiest way imaginable..."

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:23 pm**

Evraim wrote:I kill everyone involved with this thread as I tear through the inter-dimensional wall with my claws. "Howdy, y'all!" I shout exuberantly glancing around with wide-eyed anticipation, "Wait a minute..." I sniff the air in a manner that doesn't recall anything a feline would ever do, and then proceed to kick a conveniently placed litter box out of a twelve story window. Nightkill. You vile creature. I await for things to take their natural course, listening as people pop back into existence unharmed.

I then shoot the Jewcat directly in the face, knowing it will rise from the dead in three days.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:26 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

Some things that stood out.

"Then, in the next scene, it's implied that SpongeBob killed Patrick and is wearing his skin. He's not, but just the thought that SpongeBob would prioritize his job over his best friend in the creepiest way imaginable..."

It's also gotten much, much creepier over the years.

It used to be a show about a naive manchild exploring the world with his friends. Now it's about a half-retarded psychopath's many horrific bodily functions driving his "friends" to madness.

Maybe it is Lovecraft, actually.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:28 pm**

"There was a scene in the episode "Wet Painters" where SpongeBob sees a microscopic drop of paint on Mr. Krabs' first dollar and his eyes crack open, causing his irises to ooze out."

"In the "strike" episode, SpongeBob is stuck to a window. When Squidward tries to pull him away, HE TEARS HIS ENTIRE FACE OFF AND YOU CAN SEE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS."

"In "Dying For Pie" when Squidward is doing all of the things SpongeBob wanted to do with him, there's a part where SpongeBob is doing surgery on Squidward and poking Squidward's heart while Squidward is still conscious. A few moments later, BLOOD STARTS SQUIRTING OUT."

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