Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

[Constaniana]

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422497059787128832

Interpret as you will.

I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422498382704160768

[Constaniana]

I'd like to take this time to assert that you need help.

https://twitter.com/AleisterC/status/422498382704160768

I thought I took down the cameras you had watching me and Agri.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

[Constaniana]

You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

I still have mine.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You lot should make character Twitter accounts too.

We've gone so far in the realm of madness already. What's another trot?

I still have mine.

Join us.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

There is no weather anymore, Kevin - it has been consumed by Norv.

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm supposed to post in the OOC more.

So, how about the weather?

There is no weather anymore, Kevin - it has been consumed by Norv.

I just thought we didn't feed the sun god.

I'm running out of flashlights.

[Constaniana]

I still have mine.

Join us.

I'm busy posting for Agri and delving into unnecessary depths of the history of countries in Elementals the characters might never visit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

So this happened.

[Constaniana]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

So this happened.

That's horrible.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

Why.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know, I'm the kind of person who, when he reads something he doesn't like, tries to come up with ways to fix it.

Sometimes it's good. Other times, I spend twenty minutes reading about SpongeBob on TVTropes.

Why.

Because my nephew makes me watch it, and it annoys me quite a bit to see what it has become.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm looking at Lewis' old tweets.

"My son is currently buildin' a "fuck-the-world laser" to use on some kind named "Jojo". Is that Science for "Dad, I'm gay"? I think so"

And then there's Calliel's tweets.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why.

Because my nephew makes me watch it, and it annoys me quite a bit to see what it has become.

I looked at the page.

Patrick: "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking! WE STOLE A BALLOON!"
(A few months after the episode aired, 9/11, the anthrax letters and hijacking of Flight 793 occurred. Coincidence or foreshadowing?)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

[Evraim]

I kill everyone involved with this thread as I tear through the inter-dimensional wall with my claws. "Howdy, y'all!" I shout exuberantly glancing around with wide-eyed anticipation, "Wait a minute..." I sniff the air in a manner that doesn't recall anything a feline would ever do, and then proceed to kick a conveniently placed litter box out of a twelve story window. Nightkill. You vile creature. I await for things to take their natural course, listening as people pop back into existence unharmed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Spongebob has a page for Nightmare Fuel.

The page should not be that big.

Or worthy of Lovecraft.

It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

Some things that stood out.

"Then, in the next scene, it's implied that SpongeBob killed Patrick and is wearing his skin. He's not, but just the thought that SpongeBob would prioritize his job over his best friend in the creepiest way imaginable..."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I kill everyone involved with this thread as I tear through the inter-dimensional wall with my claws. "Howdy, y'all!" I shout exuberantly glancing around with wide-eyed anticipation, "Wait a minute..." I sniff the air in a manner that doesn't recall anything a feline would ever do, and then proceed to kick a conveniently placed litter box out of a twelve story window. Nightkill. You vile creature. I await for things to take their natural course, listening as people pop back into existence unharmed.

I then shoot the Jewcat directly in the face, knowing it will rise from the dead in three days.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's a fucking terrifying show, really; and kids love it.

Kids are stupid.

Some things that stood out.

"Then, in the next scene, it's implied that SpongeBob killed Patrick and is wearing his skin. He's not, but just the thought that SpongeBob would prioritize his job over his best friend in the creepiest way imaginable..."

It's also gotten much, much creepier over the years.

It used to be a show about a naive manchild exploring the world with his friends. Now it's about a half-retarded psychopath's many horrific bodily functions driving his "friends" to madness.

Maybe it is Lovecraft, actually.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"There was a scene in the episode "Wet Painters" where SpongeBob sees a microscopic drop of paint on Mr. Krabs' first dollar and his eyes crack open, causing his irises to ooze out."

"In the "strike" episode, SpongeBob is stuck to a window. When Squidward tries to pull him away, HE TEARS HIS ENTIRE FACE OFF AND YOU CAN SEE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS."

"In "Dying For Pie" when Squidward is doing all of the things SpongeBob wanted to do with him, there's a part where SpongeBob is doing surgery on Squidward and poking Squidward's heart while Squidward is still conscious. A few moments later, BLOOD STARTS SQUIRTING OUT."