Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nude East Ireland]

Kevin and his legions of accidental spawn

I resent this.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Kevin and his legions of accidental spawn

I resent this.

Deliberate spawn then.

[Agritum]

You should all listen to Five Finger Death Punch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"No! Damn!" shouted Caspian, throwing his guns aside and rushing over to Hope. He jammed both hands into his pockets, feeling around desperately for something -- anything -- that might help.

"Shit motherfuck," he said angrily, pulling off his coat and rudely throwing it aside. "Don't you have any doctors here?"

"We are in an era where human sacrifice is a valid way to cure back pain."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://xkcd.com/1110/

Click and drag on the bottom box.

An incredible amount of time went into it.

Randall has a fucking asteroid.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://xkcd.com/1110/

Click and drag on the bottom box.

An incredible amount of time went into it.

http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/#4/-14.22/27.25

If you don't care for the joy of discovery, here is a zoomable version.

[Constaniana]

http://xkcd.com/1110/

Click and drag on the bottom box.

An incredible amount of time went into it.

Randall has a fucking asteroid.

The big jellyfish was a surprise.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

TIE, Agri and Zark, I'll likely try to get you to Elfen High after another round of posts.

After that, wander about on your own.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My brother-in-law is in Albuquerque.

It appears everyone knows every line of Breaking Bad verbatim there.

[Agritum]

My brother-in-law is in Albuquerque.

It appears everyone knows every line of Breaking Bad verbatim there.

I'd expect it. I'm pretty sure that show heavily boosted New Mexico's tourism revenues.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My brother-in-law is in Albuquerque.

It appears everyone knows every line of Breaking Bad verbatim there.

I'd expect it. I'm pretty sure that show heavily boosted New Mexico's tourism revenues.

And it's fucking brilliant.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid= ... tGycJ5dWa8

Your Papers, Please

Shortly after graduating from NMSU, Henry Goldenberg arrived in Pittsburgh to begin his first job. He was interested in politics and wanted to make sure to vote in the upcoming presidential election. One day he noticed a “register to vote” sign at a nearby school, went in, filled out the form, and presented his New Mexico driver’s license. The three ladies seated at the registration table passed it back and forth suspiciously. Finally, one of the women asked Goldenberg if he also had his birth certificate and citizenship papers. Patiently, Goldenberg explained that he’d been born in New Mexico. The admission almost caused his expulsion from the office. He quickly provided a geography lesson, explaining that New Mexico is the state between Texas and Arizona. Reluctantly, the three women accepted Goldenberg’s registration.

[Rupudska]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid=78958#.UtGycJ5dWa8

Your Papers, Please

Shortly after graduating from NMSU, Henry Goldenberg arrived in Pittsburgh to begin his first job. He was interested in politics and wanted to make sure to vote in the upcoming presidential election. One day he noticed a “register to vote” sign at a nearby school, went in, filled out the form, and presented his New Mexico driver’s license. The three ladies seated at the registration table passed it back and forth suspiciously. Finally, one of the women asked Goldenberg if he also had his birth certificate and citizenship papers. Patiently, Goldenberg explained that he’d been born in New Mexico. The admission almost caused his expulsion from the office. He quickly provided a geography lesson, explaining that New Mexico is the state between Texas and Arizona. Reluctantly, the three women accepted Goldenberg’s registration.

What in the flying fuck.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid=78958#.UtGycJ5dWa8

Your Papers, Please

Shortly after graduating from NMSU, Henry Goldenberg arrived in Pittsburgh to begin his first job. He was interested in politics and wanted to make sure to vote in the upcoming presidential election. One day he noticed a “register to vote” sign at a nearby school, went in, filled out the form, and presented his New Mexico driver’s license. The three ladies seated at the registration table passed it back and forth suspiciously. Finally, one of the women asked Goldenberg if he also had his birth certificate and citizenship papers. Patiently, Goldenberg explained that he’d been born in New Mexico. The admission almost caused his expulsion from the office. He quickly provided a geography lesson, explaining that New Mexico is the state between Texas and Arizona. Reluctantly, the three women accepted Goldenberg’s registration.

It's a fucking ridiculous law written by a fucking ridiculous man for fucking ridiculous partisan reasons.

It's fucking ridiculous, is the point.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid=78958#.UtGycJ5dWa8

What in the flying fuck.

This "One of our 50 is missing" is actually a regular column in that magazine where they list stories from New Mexicans who encounter other Americans who are unaware New Mexico is in the USA.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid= ... tGzrp5dWa8

Even Pandora fucks up.

[Agritum]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid=78298#.UtGzrp5dWa8

Even Pandora fucks up.

(Image)

This gives a whole new dimension to the "Americans are shit at geography" stereotype.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nmmagazine.com/article/?aid=78298#.UtGzrp5dWa8

Even Pandora fucks up.

(Image)

This gives a whole new dimension to the "Americans are shit at geography" stereotype.

Possibly why New Mexicans like Breaking Bad is because it confirms their state is actually in America.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This gives a whole new dimension to the "Americans are shit at geography" stereotype.

Possibly why New Mexicans like Breaking Bad is because it confirms their state is actually in America.

Barely.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Possibly why New Mexicans like Breaking Bad is because it confirms their state is actually in America.

Barely.

You cannot get more American than Walter White.

[Agritum]

This gives a whole new dimension to the "Americans are shit at geography" stereotype.

Possibly why New Mexicans like Breaking Bad is because it confirms their state is actually in America.

I wonder if they refer to Mexicans as Old Mexicans.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Barely.

You cannot get more American than Walter White.

Jesse Pinkman.

Possibly why New Mexicans like Breaking Bad is because it confirms their state is actually in America.

I wonder if they refer to Mexicans as Old Mexicans.

Another revolutionary bit of philosophy from Agritum.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You cannot get more American than Walter White.

Jesse Pinkman.

Bitch.

[Rupudska]

It probably doesn't even need the 'Quit Smoking' at the bottom.

[Agritum]

You cannot get more American than Walter White.

Jesse Pinkman.

I wonder if they refer to Mexicans as Old Mexicans.

Another revolutionary bit of philosophy from Agritum.

I can feel the envy in your words.