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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:40 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know the genuine reason Aztec gods haven't showed up in EH?

I'm not spelling that shit.

Do you remember when I pitched some Aztec-based concepts to you?

I just copied that shit from TVTropes. Not worth it.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know the genuine reason Aztec gods haven't showed up in EH?

I'm not spelling that shit.

Do you remember when I pitched some Aztec-based concepts to you?

I just copied that shit from TVTropes. Not worth it.

Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli?

Fuck you.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:43 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Do you remember when I pitched some Aztec-based concepts to you?

I just copied that shit from TVTropes. Not worth it.

Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli?

Fuck you.

I blame the Spanish, really.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:44 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli?

Fuck you.

I blame the Spanish, really.

How is your Afro-Spanish Empire?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:45 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I blame the Spanish, really.

How is your Afro-Spanish Empire?

I've been busy.

With Pokemon.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:45 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Do you remember when I pitched some Aztec-based concepts to you?

I just copied that shit from TVTropes. Not worth it.

Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli?

Fuck you.


:lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:46 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How is your Afro-Spanish Empire?

I've been busy.

With Pokemon.

Worthy cause.

Also,

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/J ... eseCrystal

I feel like everyone needs this game.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:47 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I've been busy.

With Pokemon.

Worthy cause.

Also,

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/J ... eseCrystal

I feel like everyone needs this game.

I posted that a few pages earlier.

That's the only thing that could improve this game.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:48 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Worthy cause.

Also,

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/J ... eseCrystal

I feel like everyone needs this game.

I posted that a few pages earlier.

That's the only thing that could improve this game.

"THE MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS."

"WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY."

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Pichu: IT WILL DISCHARGE WHEN IS STIMULATED.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:54 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I've been busy.

With Pokemon.

Worthy cause.

Also,

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/J ... eseCrystal

I feel like everyone needs this game.

Twitch should play this.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:57 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Pichu: IT WILL DISCHARGE WHEN IS STIMULATED.

Everything is better this way.

"MOVE AROUND GORILLA YOUNGLING
TO THE PUDDLES AND THE CRAZY
WITH A GOBLIN KNUCKLE-IN-KNUCKLE
FOR THE GLOBE IS MORE FULL OF FACE-LEAKING THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND." - William Butler Yeats

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:57 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Pichu: IT WILL DISCHARGE WHEN IS STIMULATED.

Everything is better this way.

"MOVE AROUND GORILLA YOUNGLING
TO THE PUDDLES AND THE CRAZY
WITH A GOBLIN KNUCKLE-IN-KNUCKLE
FOR THE GLOBE IS MORE FULL OF FACE-LEAKING THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND." - William Butler Yeats

:rofl:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:58 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
I think the majority of William Butler Yeats references on this forum come from us.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:59 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think the majority of William Butler Yeats references on this forum come from us.

Specifically, you and I.

"The Stolen Child" is stuck in my head.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal holds the happy go lucky theme of soldiers killing the gods.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think the majority of William Butler Yeats references on this forum come from us.

Specifically, you and I.

"The Stolen Child" is stuck in my head.

Good.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:01 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:07 am
by Agritum
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was actually just called "Mustafa" when he was a child. His maths teacher decided to give him the second surname of Kemal because he was a good student.

Kemal in Turkish means "Perfection".

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:10 am
by The Tiger Kingdom
Agritum wrote:Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was actually just called "Mustafa" when he was a child. His maths teacher decided to give him the second surname of Kemal because he was a good student.

Kemal in Turkish means "Perfection".

Which also goes to explain why my middle name is "Pendejo".

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:12 am
by Agritum
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Agritum wrote:Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was actually just called "Mustafa" when he was a child. His maths teacher decided to give him the second surname of Kemal because he was a good student.

Kemal in Turkish means "Perfection".

Which also goes to explain why my middle name is "Pendejo".

You're Hispanic or live in an high-Hispanic neighbourhood and your parents decided to troll you?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:14 am
by The Tiger Kingdom
Agritum wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Which also goes to explain why my middle name is "Pendejo".

You're Hispanic or live in an high-Hispanic neighbourhood and your parents decided to troll you?

Didn't do too well in middle-school Spanish.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:15 am
by Agritum
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Agritum wrote:You're Hispanic or live in an high-Hispanic neighbourhood and your parents decided to troll you?

Didn't do too well in middle-school Spanish.

:lol:

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:34 am
by Agritum
Name: Republic of Turkey
Leader: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, Republican People's Party (CHP)
Flag:
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Composed of: RL Turkey.
Language(s): Turkish (official state language), Kurmanji Kurdish, Arabic, Zaza (major minority languages).
Description: Turkey is a democratic secular republic, an influent regional power in Eurasia and one of the main players of the European Union, which it joined a decade ago. Powered by a stable and prosperous economy and boasting one of the strongest militaries in Europe, Turkey has consistently pushed for a protectionist and defensive foreign policy, aimed at building up the joint EU military forces into a force capable of dissuading the Union State from aiming their expansionist policies towards the West.

Domestic policy-wise, Turkey became even more secular under Ataturk's new reign, promoting a model framework aimed at reconciling Western and Islamic values. Cultural exchange programs with fellow EU countries tend to be quite common. Human rights-wise, the country has started to improve their treatment of the Kurdish ethnic minority, after pressure from the EU. Free speech issues still endure in Turkey, however. The Armenian Genocide has not yet been admitted by state authorities, who have also stopped actively denying it and punishing activists after other substantial EU pressure.

Ataturk is highly respectful of Sanchez, and has pushed for further collaboration between the USA and the EU to ensure peace, democracy and stability in the world and in the territories of Hell. As a result, the Turkish military heavily uses licensed American equipment, other than co-operating with other NATO and EU countries and staging joint training exercises.

The demonic population in Turkey is small and located in the biggest cities, and suffering a certain degree of discrimination. The government is however looking forward to stamping it out.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Turkey wasn't heavily damaged by the Abrahamic War, thanks to their overwhelming military strength and to the fact that, well, they're Turks. As such, resentment towards demons is less than in mainland Europe. Politics-wise, the AKP promptly found itself defeated at the elections, after Kemal himself returned from Hell and decided to stick it up their Islamist Neo-Ottoman asses by becoming the candidate for the CHP party.

Ataturk predictably won, cashing in on his reputation as the father of the modern Turkish nation. After a landslide victory, Ataturk cancelled the Islamist reforms of the Erdogan era, while promoting an agenda of state secularism and social liberalism, other than further co-operation with the West. This eventually led Turkey to join the EU, after cleaning up their human rights record by a bit and adopting less heavy-handed policies towards the Kurds. Even then, any semblance of Kurdish armed opposition was promptly crushed by the central government.

To usher in the accession of Turkey into the EU, Ataturk eventually agreed to the creation of the Cypriot Confederation, a loose diplomatic union between the Greek and Turkish parts of the island of Cyprus meant to placate conflict and provide a framework for peaceful co-operation and re-unification, which was eventually recognised by both Greece and Turkey.

Magic is legal in Turkey, and the government has subsidised several magic schools around the country, other than participating in the ISSR initiative and starting to introduce the magic arts in the armed forces.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:20 am
by Nude East Ireland
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How is your Afro-Spanish Empire?

I've been busy.

With Pokemon.

What nobody else realises is that the Afro-Spanish Empire has been using alchemy to create chimeras that use elements in fighting. These new chimeras will lead the Afro-Spanish Empire to victory over any and all who stand in the way.