Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Goddammit Zark hurry up. Ende, Astro, and I are waiting.

Parents had me go to the store. Sorry. You guys have fun .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They boo'ed a Winger speech.

That's new.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The important takeaway from the BoardGame is that Ende has had sex once.

My brain is struggling to adjust to this information.

[Astrolinium]

The important takeaway from the BoardGame is that Ende has had sex once.

My brain is struggling to adjust to this information.

As is mine.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

New game, this time with 100% less Ende's sex life.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The important takeaway from the BoardGame is that Ende has had sex once.

My brain is struggling to adjust to this information.

As is mine.

Especially since all of us, along with Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, PM Singh and John Nicholson had agreed never to allow him to spread his genes.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

As is mine.

Especially since all of us, along with Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, PM Singh and John Nicholson had agreed never to allow him to spread his genes.

I never agreed to this.

[Astrolinium]

As is mine.

Especially since all of us, along with Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, PM Singh and John Nicholson had agreed never to allow him to spread his genes.

We'll need to up the research on the supercondoms.

And then fuse them to his penis.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Especially since all of us, along with Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, PM Singh and John Nicholson had agreed never to allow him to spread his genes.

I never agreed to this.

That's because you're Ende's son (time machine troubles), and the reason the law exists.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I never agreed to this.

That's because you're Ende's son (time machine troubles), and the reason the law exists.

So you DO have a time machine!

[Sixth Doctor]

That's because you're Ende's son (time machine troubles), and the reason the law exists.

So you DO have a time machine!

That rather depends on your definition of have!

(glares at Khan)

[Nationstatelandsville]

So you DO have a time machine!

That rather depends on your definition of have!

(glares at Khan)

It scares me because a.) that's exactly what he would say and b.) you do this all the time.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That rather depends on your definition of have!

(glares at Khan)

It scares me because a.) that's exactly what he would say and b.) you do this all the time.

Astro has worried me for a while now.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Astro is a goddamn BGO expert.

Also, I ninja-stabbed Ende while he was a dog. That is all.

[Astrolinium]

That rather depends on your definition of have!

(glares at Khan)

It scares me because a.) that's exactly what he would say and b.) you do this all the time.

I'm a writer.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... -bomb.html

Beautiful.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Good post, Nat.

[The Inritus Extraho]

I hate hate hate AP Chemistry.

Labs are so fricking long...

[Olthar]

I had a dream where I purchased 94% stock in NationStates and became obscenely rich. Then, I used that money to become like Iron Man. Also, there was a guy with wrist-mounted bacon dispensers. I hired him.

[Constaniana]

I had a dream where I purchased 94% stock in NationStates and became obscenely rich. Then, I used that money to become like Iron Man. Also, there was a guy with wrist-mounted bacon dispensers. I hired him.

That's a beautiful dream.

[Agritum]

There's an old Russian legend that says that, back when the country was still Pagan and was trying to implement a new state religion, the authorities leaned towards Islam, also because they would have enjoyed from rich trading treaties with the nearby Islamic sultanates, and it would have also given them a shot at invading Constantinople and the rest of the Byzantine Empire with the aid of the islamic Turks.

Then they discovered about the alcohol ban.

[G-Tech Corporation]

There's an old Russian legend that says that, back when the country was still Pagan and was trying to implement a new state religion, the authorities leaned towards Islam, also because they would have enjoyed from rich trading treaties with the nearby Islamic sultanates, and it would have also given them a shot at invading Constantinople and the rest of the Byzantine Empire with the aid of the islamic Turks.

Then they discovered about the alcohol ban.

Vladimir the Great:

[He] sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths. The result is described by the chronicler Nestor. Of the Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga the envoys reported there is no gladness among them, only sorrow and a great stench. He also reported that Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork. Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."

Ukrainian and Russian sources also describe Vladimir consulting with Jewish envoys (who may or may not have been Khazars), and questioning them about their religion but ultimately rejecting it as well, saying that their loss of Jerusalem was evidence that they had been abandoned by God. His emissaries also visited Roman Catholic and Orthodox missionaries. Ultimately Vladimir settled on Orthodox Christianity. In the churches of the Germans his emissaries saw no beauty; but at Constantinople, where the full festival ritual of the Byzantine Church was set in motion to impress them, they found their ideal: "We no longer knew whether we were in heaven or on earth," they reported, describing a majestic Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sophia, "nor such beauty, and we know not how to tell of it."

[Agritum]

There's an old Russian legend that says that, back when the country was still Pagan and was trying to implement a new state religion, the authorities leaned towards Islam, also because they would have enjoyed from rich trading treaties with the nearby Islamic sultanates, and it would have also given them a shot at invading Constantinople and the rest of the Byzantine Empire with the aid of the islamic Turks.

Then they discovered about the alcohol ban.

Vladimir the Great:

[He] sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths. The result is described by the chronicler Nestor. Of the Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga the envoys reported there is no gladness among them, only sorrow and a great stench. He also reported that Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork. Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."

Ukrainian and Russian sources also describe Vladimir consulting with Jewish envoys (who may or may not have been Khazars), and questioning them about their religion but ultimately rejecting it as well, saying that their loss of Jerusalem was evidence that they had been abandoned by God. His emissaries also visited Roman Catholic and Orthodox missionaries. Ultimately Vladimir settled on Orthodox Christianity. In the churches of the Germans his emissaries saw no beauty; but at Constantinople, where the full festival ritual of the Byzantine Church was set in motion to impress them, they found their ideal: "We no longer knew whether we were in heaven or on earth," they reported, describing a majestic Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sophia, "nor such beauty, and we know not how to tell of it."

They basically turned to Orthodox Christianity due to Alcohol and Architecture. Beautiful.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Vladimir the Great:

[He] sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths. The result is described by the chronicler Nestor. Of the Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga the envoys reported there is no gladness among them, only sorrow and a great stench. He also reported that Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork. Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."

Ukrainian and Russian sources also describe Vladimir consulting with Jewish envoys (who may or may not have been Khazars), and questioning them about their religion but ultimately rejecting it as well, saying that their loss of Jerusalem was evidence that they had been abandoned by God. His emissaries also visited Roman Catholic and Orthodox missionaries. Ultimately Vladimir settled on Orthodox Christianity. In the churches of the Germans his emissaries saw no beauty; but at Constantinople, where the full festival ritual of the Byzantine Church was set in motion to impress them, they found their ideal: "We no longer knew whether we were in heaven or on earth," they reported, describing a majestic Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sophia, "nor such beauty, and we know not how to tell of it."

They basically turned to Orthodox Christianity due to Alcohol and Architecture. Beautiful.

To be fair, westerners most often list the defining features of Russia as "vodka, those onion-dome things, and Vladimir Putin".

Vodka has alcohol covered, architecture would be the Kremlin, and Putler has beautiful on lockdown.

[Agritum]

They basically turned to Orthodox Christianity due to Alcohol and Architecture. Beautiful.

To be fair, westerners most often list the defining features of Russia as "vodka, those onion-dome things, and Vladimir Putin".

Vodka has alcohol covered, architecture would be the Kremlin, and Putler has beautiful on lockdown.

Putin is an interesting figure. He's got fans among hardcore communists, cranky neo-nazis, ultra-reactionary traditionalists and misguided liberals, atleast on the interwebz.