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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:03 pm

The Sikh policeman is cheerfully telling our hero just how badly fucked he is.

In fact, he starts by addressing our hero by name. Upon his surprise, the policeman happily informs our hero "It's a policeman's job to be able to identify a corpse. And, you know, you'll likely end up framed as a corpse on that wall right over there."
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:04 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Let me explain something about Tamil.

"Tamil teri ma" is Tamil for "Do you speak Tamil?"

The main character misinterprets as a slight on his mother (because of the way the sentence comes across in Hindi) and nearly starts a fist fight with the entire Tamil Nadu mafia.


How does that sentence come across in Hindi?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:07 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Let me explain something about Tamil.

"Tamil teri ma" is Tamil for "Do you speak Tamil?"

The main character misinterprets as a slight on his mother (because of the way the sentence comes across in Hindi) and nearly starts a fist fight with the entire Tamil Nadu mafia.


How does that sentence come across in Hindi?

"Teri ma" means "your mother".

So the guy immediately thought that the Don had insulted his mother.

And now this guy is so utterly terrified he's been reduced to actually crying "REMEMBER LOVE FRIENDSHIP AFFECTION BROTHERHOOD GANDHI!" in Hindi and looking like he wants to enter the foetal position.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
How does that sentence come across in Hindi?

"Teri ma" means "your mother".

So the guy immediately thought that the Don had insulted his mother.

And now this guy is so utterly terrified he's been reduced to actually crying "REMEMBER LOVE FRIENDSHIP AFFECTION BROTHERHOOD GANDHI!" in Hindi and looking like he wants to enter the foetal position.

Remember what Gandhi would do - kick some Tamil ass.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm

This film is the only thing that has thus far made me want to consider learning Tamil.

If only to properly understand everyone's reactions to this utter North Indian idiot.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:19 pm

The protagonist is on a boat, with no memory of how he got there.

Protagonist: "...Life of Pi?"

And then the helicopters shoot at him from the sky.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:32 pm

It's remarkable how much of a shithead the protagonist is.

There's a beauty to it.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's remarkable how much of a shithead the protagonist is.

There's a beauty to it.

Asshole protagonists are often essential to comedy, it's well-known.

You don't feel any sympathy for them, so it's funny when they cry! (Or they could just be Glenn.)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:37 pm

"Brother, help me! I am Angelina Jolie!"

I refuse to offer context.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:40 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Brother, help me! I am Angelina Jolie!"

I refuse to offer context.

As do I.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:40 pm

Now they're mocking Marathi.

This is excellent.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:44 pm

He is slowly beginning to stop being an asshole.

Mind, he's been shot at by almost every Tamil that exists.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:49 pm

The film took a brief detour to shit on Americans.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The film took a brief detour to shit on Americans.

Your jealousy is showing.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:52 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The film took a brief detour to shit on Americans.

Your jealousy is showing.

Specifically, it was somewhat like "I've been shot at so much it's like I'm in an American film!"
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:44 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.

Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.

I had an Ukrainian cleaning lady up until to a few years ago. She was very affectioned to my family.

Servants are pretty common in Italy, anyways. More than you would expect.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:03 am

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=277245&p=18140480#p18140480

This is brilliant.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:08 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin's_poetry
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:10 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin's_poetry

And Hitler was a painter.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:12 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin's_poetry

And Hitler was a painter.

I've taken up book-burning.

Because Hitler wrote a book, which means they're evil.
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Postby Liriena » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:12 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=277245&p=18140480#p18140480

This is brilliant.

*shrugs* Not really. It's an easy lazy jab.
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Postby Liriena » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:15 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And Hitler was a painter.

I've taken up book-burning.

Because Hitler wrote a book, which means they're evil.

Flawless logic. :3
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Postby Liriena » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:16 am

Liriena wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=277245&p=18140480#p18140480

This is brilliant.

*shrugs* Not really. It's an easy lazy jab.

Besides, he forgot to mention the "ANTI-RACIST IS ANTI-WHITE!" spam and the weekly abortion thread.
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I encourage each and every last one of you to try these demos.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:19 am

Liriena wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=277245&p=18140480#p18140480

This is brilliant.

*shrugs* Not really. It's an easy lazy jab.

And fairly true.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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