Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

At the beginning of AWB, Fred was a depressed cripple.

At the end, he was the embodiment of asskicking and is now worshipped by a few tribes in the Himalayas.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Is this why he's called the Santa Claus of Ass-kicking or something like that?

He's called that because he reigns over the North Pole.

All of it.

No, actually, the Santa Claus of Ass-kicking thing came up before that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

At the beginning of AWB, Fred was a depressed cripple.

At the end, he was the embodiment of asskicking and is now worshipped by a few tribes in the Himalayas.

Let's make this clear - he grew an arm back.

And then he looked at that new arm, said "fuck that", and had machine guns added to it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

At the beginning of AWB, Fred was a depressed cripple.

At the end, he was the embodiment of asskicking and is now worshipped by a few tribes in the Himalayas.

Let's make this clear - he grew an arm back.

And then he looked at that new arm, said "fuck that", and had machine guns added to it.

When word of his exploits reached Russia, Putin wished to meet Fred and embrace him as a brother.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oil prices have gone up in Lebanon.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oil prices have gone up in Lebanon.

A rare Lewis sighting in the real world.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oil prices have gone up in Lebanon.

A rare Lewis sighting in the real world.

Lewis does enjoy Lebanon.

Occasionally he starts civil wars.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-26488432

They know.

They understand you.

They can recognise you.

They know what you have done to them, what we all have done to them.

And they are plotting.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-26488432

They know.

They understand you.

They can recognise you.

They know what you have done to them, what we all have done to them.

And they are plotting.

(click)

"An elephant never forgets, motherfucker."

(boom)

Mumbai Tea Party: Ivory Vengeance

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-26488432

They know.

They understand you.

They can recognise you.

They know what you have done to them, what we all have done to them.

And they are plotting.

(click)

"An elephant never forgets, motherfucker."

(boom)

Mumbai Tea Party: Ivory Vengeance

"And thus, Cornelius Hawthorne must rise again to combat mankind's newest danger."

[Nationstatelandsville]

(click)

"An elephant never forgets, motherfucker."

(boom)

Mumbai Tea Party: Ivory Vengeance

"And thus, Cornelius Hawthorne must rise again to combat mankind's newest danger."

"Sir! Elephant incoming!"

"Why thank you, my Afro friend."

"...I'm German."

"A descendant of the nomadic peoples of the dark lands who impeached upon the sovereign land of the righteous, yes. Don't touch my gun, I'll have to sanitize it."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"And thus, Cornelius Hawthorne must rise again to combat mankind's newest danger."

"Sir! Elephant incoming!"

"Why thank you, my Afro friend."

"...I'm German."

"A descendant of the nomadic peoples of the dark lands who impeached upon the sovereign land of the righteous, yes. Don't touch my gun, I'll have to sanitize it."

I do really want this movie now.

Then again, I want the Community cast in everything.

There isn't a single character on that show I dislike.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2804503/

My God.

Badger was in Community.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Sir! Elephant incoming!"

"Why thank you, my Afro friend."

"...I'm German."

"A descendant of the nomadic peoples of the dark lands who impeached upon the sovereign land of the righteous, yes. Don't touch my gun, I'll have to sanitize it."

I do really want this movie now.

Then again, I want the Community cast in everything.

There isn't a single character on that show I dislike.

I mean, Jack Black.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2804503/

My God.

Badger was in Community.

I know!

Dan Harmon has powers; great powers. He uses them to make Star Wars jokes and hire Breaking Bad actors.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I do really want this movie now.

Then again, I want the Community cast in everything.

There isn't a single character on that show I dislike.

I mean, Jack Black.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2804503/

My God.

Badger was in Community.

I know!

Dan Harmon has powers; great powers. He uses them to make Star Wars jokes and hire Breaking Bad actors.

And get fired and rehired.

And then get Patton Oswalt for an episode - he really, really, really needs more episodes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I mean, Jack Black.


I know!

Dan Harmon has powers; great powers. He uses them to make Star Wars jokes and hire Breaking Bad actors.

And get fired and rehired.

And then get Patton Oswalt for an episode - he really, really, really needs more episodes.

"Alright, ladies, let's go. These paps ain't gonna' smear themselves."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I mean, Jack Black.


I know!

Dan Harmon has powers; great powers. He uses them to make Star Wars jokes and hire Breaking Bad actors.

And get fired and rehired.

And then get Patton Oswalt for an episode - he really, really, really needs more episodes.

That reminds me.

Somewhat hilariously, I found a very old draft for an Elfen High teacher app. Very old. Can't remember writing it.

It was a school doctor. A school doctor who happened to have a grinning Patton Oswalt in the "appearance" section.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And get fired and rehired.

And then get Patton Oswalt for an episode - he really, really, really needs more episodes.

That reminds me.

Somewhat hilariously, I found a very old draft for an Elfen High teacher app. Very old. Can't remember writing it.

It was a school doctor. A school doctor who happened to have a grinning Patton Oswalt in the "appearance" section.

You didn't write it.

Dan Harmon did.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That reminds me.

Somewhat hilariously, I found a very old draft for an Elfen High teacher app. Very old. Can't remember writing it.

It was a school doctor. A school doctor who happened to have a grinning Patton Oswalt in the "appearance" section.

You didn't write it.

Dan Harmon did.

You know, I think this would have been written as season four was on.

So that explains why Harmon had the time to get inside my head.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You didn't write it.

Dan Harmon did.

You know, I think this would have been written as season four was on.

So that explains why Harmon had the time to get inside my head.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I'm bored. I'm going to find an Indian guy."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.avclub.com/article/dan-harmo ... r-em-99117

Still being sarcastic, if engaging in a far less healthy exercise, Harmon then added, “There's something awesome about having all of those preconceived notions ripped away from you. It's exciting. There's something exciting about being held down and watching your family get raped on a beach. It's liberating. It makes you focus on what's important.”

Wow.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.avclub.com/article/dan-harmon-had-some-predictably-harsh-words-for-em-99117

Still being sarcastic, if engaging in a far less healthy exercise, Harmon then added, “There's something awesome about having all of those preconceived notions ripped away from you. It's exciting. There's something exciting about being held down and watching your family get raped on a beach. It's liberating. It makes you focus on what's important.”

Wow.

"on a beach"

Way too specific to be improvised.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.avclub.com/article/dan-harmon-had-some-predictably-harsh-words-for-em-99117



Wow.

"on a beach"

Way too specific to be improvised.

How many do you think died as Harmon watched season four?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

We have been fooled for so long.