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by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:44 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:To quote another greater writer "Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!"
Joyce was a madman, but he knew his sound effects.Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
I don't blame you, this RP has a history of people disappearing suddenly.
At this point, disappearing suddenly is a tradition.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:44 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel guilty for the shit I'm going to put Damien through.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:44 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Joyce was a madman, but he knew his sound effects.
At this point, disappearing suddenly is a tradition.
I have a school trip to the Bahamas for Biology II honours in mid-April, so my 10-day absence then won't be sudden. Though if I take longer than that to get back on NS you can assume I've either gotten into a fight with a shark or I've decided to settle down with a hot islander girl.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:44 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Joyce was a madman, but he knew his sound effects.
At this point, disappearing suddenly is a tradition.
I have a school trip to the Bahamas for Biology II honours in mid-April, so my 10-day absence then won't be sudden. Though if I take longer than that to get back on NS you can assume I've either gotten into a fight with a shark or I've decided to settle down with a hot islander girl.
by Constaniana » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:48 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Joyce was a madman, but he knew his sound effects.
At this point, disappearing suddenly is a tradition.
I have a school trip to the Bahamas for Biology II honours in mid-April, so my 10-day absence then won't be sudden. Though if I take longer than that to get back on NS you can assume I've either gotten into a fight with a shark or I've decided to settle down with a hot islander girl.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:58 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I plan to be employed by April and gone by August.
So, while those disappearances won't be sudden either, they will not likely involve sharks - unless my job is kick-ass.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I plan to be employed by April and gone by August.
So, while those disappearances won't be sudden either, they will not likely involve sharks - unless my job is kick-ass.
While I knew the latter, the former is a surprise. I'll add it to my plans and adjust things.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:01 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:05 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I plan to be employed by April and gone by August.
So, while those disappearances won't be sudden either, they will not likely involve sharks - unless my job is kick-ass.
While I knew the latter, the former is a surprise. I'll add it to my plans and adjust things.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:14 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:18 pm
by Constaniana » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:23 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://c2.likes-media.com/img/7befb48f52e3f281aea0b4fdc8983601.600x.jpg
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:26 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I made another.
Locust (AKA Yabby OF APOCALYPSE!)
From Infernopedia, the nightmare encyclopedia.
-----For other uses see Locust (Disambiguation)
The Locust (Cherax Vorago) is an Apollyonian crustacean distantly related to Earthen creatures of the Parasticidae family.
Aside fom both being crustaceans, they have little in common.
Locusts, hailing from the nightmarish (And damp) Abysal Plains of the Apollyon province in northern Hell, are much more badass than their silly Terran counterparts. For starters, they're not tiny, they're fucking huge. As tall as a horse, going by the accounts of some crackpot Patmosian who went by 'John'. They're also not a vulnerable species, not by any means, and they sure as fuck aren't all colorful, their color being entirely unrelated to how clean the water they live on is. In fact, nothing matters, because they're all the same color, a shiny metallic gray.
Why metallic gray? Well, because their carapaces, which cover the vast majority of their bodies, are metallic, that's why. Make no mistake, these things aren't breasplates, as they don't just cover the Locusts' breasts... Whatever those would be. No, if anything, they're fucking full plate armors. These things also seem to have somewhat human-like 'faces' on their heads, for whatever cruel reason evolution has to offer us. They seem to have long hair, but that's not actually hair. It's their antennae and maxilla, the latter which are ready to taste you if you get close. On their heads are gilded constructs that are oddly crown-shaped, which serve to communicate with each other over long distances. Their teeth, like those of most creatures on Hell, are well adapted to meat-eating, to such point that they have an efficiency like that of a lion's teeth.
These Locusts are also quite territorial, but they generally allow other members of their species around. As such, where there is one Locust it is likely there will be many more, and this is universally a very bad sign, as they are quite numerous and very dangerous in large groups. They have insect-like wings, powerful enough to lift creatures as heavy as they are, which they use to get around quickly from one place to the other, storing them under a membrane of sorts when they go back underwater. They also have large scorpion-like tails with stings on their tips, which hold a rather powerful toxin that works in a quite cruel way: The toxin tortures its victim with excruciating pain for up to 150 days (Five months), before finally killing the victim. Few antidotes exist for such a venom.
Locusts also possess a pair of powerful chela with which to crush their foes. You know, in case some happen to fancy some meat paste. They have redundant organs, as all mighty Hellish creatures do, of particular note being their two hearts.
They are a force to be reckoned with, and would undoubtedly dominate many an ecosystem both in Hell and on Earth, were it not for the fact that they cannot survive for very long in the sunlight, which is why they prefer living underwater or on landscapes such as the Abyssal Plains, which are blanketed with a thick smoke veil at all times.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:27 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:27 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:28 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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