Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Constaniana]

The ending of Valvrave the Liberator makes me need several boxes of tissues for inexplicable reasons.

[Agritum]

The ending of Valvrave the Liberator makes me need several boxes of tissues for inexplicable reasons.

TG me to discuss it. I'd be glad to.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

John Adams kept a big, scary dog named "Satan" as a pet.

[Agritum]

John Adams kept a big, scary dog named "Satan" as a pet.

Andrew Jackson had a parrot who could swear, fighting cocks, and a bunch of horses with stupid names.

Top that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Carry can be a dick.

[Constaniana]

John Adams kept a big, scary dog named "Satan" as a pet.

Andrew Jackson had a parrot who could swear, fighting cocks, and a bunch of horses with stupid names.

Top that.

Theodore Roosevelt had a big stick and himself.

[Mavorpen]

Dionysus and Eris would make a nice couple.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Meanwhile, Carry is pissed his secret tunnel was discovered.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Meanwhile, Carry is pissed his secret tunnel was discovered.

How he got to Tijuana to begin with.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hilde's description of smashing up strange monsters and pocketing native treasures stirred up emotions in William that a 19th century Briton might have felt upon reading about the exploits of John Nicholson,

Indians get boners about John Nicholson. There were Punjabi sects who worshipped him as a god. And he spent his spare time quite often fucking them about.

[Constaniana]

Hilde's description of smashing up strange monsters and pocketing native treasures stirred up emotions in William that a 19th century Briton might have felt upon reading about the exploits of John Nicholson,

Indians get boners about John Nicholson. There were Punjabi sects who worshipped him as a god. And he spent his spare time quite often fucking them about.

Some people have posters or pictures of famous individuals they like in their room, like a poster with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and some quote of his on it, or large, detailed portraits of Kate Upton with minimal clothes on. William had a picture of John Nicholson nailed to the ceiling above his bed by his great-grandad in hopes that looking at Nicholson every night before he went to sleep would mould him into a proper man.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indians get boners about John Nicholson. There were Punjabi sects who worshipped him as a god. And he spent his spare time quite often fucking them about.

Some people have posters or pictures of famous individuals they like in their room, like a poster with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and some quote of his on it, or large, detailed portraits of Kate Upton with minimal clothes on. William had a picture of John Nicholson nailed to the ceiling above his bed by his great-grandad in hopes that looking at Nicholson every night before he went to sleep would mould him into a proper man.

It did lead to many bizarre yet manly sex dreams though.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hilde's description of smashing up strange monsters and pocketing native treasures stirred up emotions in William that a 19th century Briton might have felt upon reading about the exploits of John Nicholson,

Indians get boners about John Nicholson. There were Punjabi sects who worshipped him as a god. And he spent his spare time quite often fucking them about.

I thought we were discussing Jack Nicholson, and was quite confused.

[Mavorpen]

Some people have posters or pictures of famous individuals they like in their room, like a poster with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and some quote of his on it, or large, detailed portraits of Kate Upton with minimal clothes on. William had a picture of John Nicholson nailed to the ceiling above his bed by his great-grandad in hopes that looking at Nicholson every night before he went to sleep would mould him into a proper man.

It did lead to many bizarre yet manly sex dreams though.

There are...other kinds of sex dreams?

[Constaniana]

Some people have posters or pictures of famous individuals they like in their room, like a poster with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and some quote of his on it, or large, detailed portraits of Kate Upton with minimal clothes on. William had a picture of John Nicholson nailed to the ceiling above his bed by his great-grandad in hopes that looking at Nicholson every night before he went to sleep would mould him into a proper man.

It did lead to many bizarre yet manly sex dreams though.

They only grew more bizarre and manly once William met Porter Rockwell. Also, the number of things set on fire during these dreams rapidly increased.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indians get boners about John Nicholson. There were Punjabi sects who worshipped him as a god. And he spent his spare time quite often fucking them about.

I thought we were discussing Jack Nicholson, and was quite confused.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/nicholson.html

Now the Punjabis are a tough group of people, but Nicholson – a stern, unflinchingly-badass Irishman who knew a thing or two about cracking skulls – somehow won their respect. He learned to speak Urdu. He learned their culture and their code of honor – a code of honor that demanded that no offense go unpunished – and he took it to heart. Sure, he was known for his foul temper, his authoritarian practices, and his propensity to whip out a cast iron club and beat people with it when they took too long to explain something, but Nicholson was also universally respected as fair, just, and honorable, and he brought food, medicine, aid, and order to the people of Punjab, personally adjudicating most disputes and punishing everyone from corrupt politicians to violent criminals with sentences ranging from public flogging to summary execution without trial. And he didn't have any time or interest in bullshit bureaucratic red tape, general fucking around, or anything else that required him to suffer fools. One time a psychotic religious fanatic charged him with a dagger in the middle of the street, so Nicholson flung the dude to the ground, grabbed a rifle off a British sentry, and capped the guy point-blank in the back of the head with a .577-caliber minie ball. Another time he heard a rumor that his cooks were planning on poisoning his soup, so he stormed into the kitchen and ordered them to taste it. They refused. He fed some to a monkey he found somewhere. It died. He had every cook on staff hanged from a post outside the mess hall, then went back and ate dinner. One yet another occasion, he put a huge price on the head of a notorious outlaw, but when it took bounty hunters too long to bring him in Nicholson personally rode out to the dude's village, by himself, killed the bandit leader in a sword fight, decapitated his corpse on the spot, brought the head back to Multan, and displayed it on his desk for months as a warning to everyone about what happens when they fuck with the Queen's representative in Punjab.

It took John Nicholson five years to take the most lawless, wildest region of present-day Pakistan and to not only render it completely free of crime, but to make himself so well-respected, feared, and beloved in the process that the Cult of Nikal Seyn was formed to worship "The Lion of Punjab" as a living god. As of a book I read from the 1980s, this cult was still in existence in some remote mountain regions on the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. That's like Augustus Caesar shit right there.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You have no idea how tempted I am to have Lewis snatch the whiskey out of Hilde's hands.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admit that if there's ever a reason to bring back the South Africa rp, it's because of the Big Bad, who I'm extremely fond of despite the fact he has never appeared nor been mentioned.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Are Megan and Lewis in Elfen High?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Are Megan and Lewis in Elfen High?

Yes.

The story of how Megan got from the ISSR base in Hell (where Crowley left her) to Elfen High will never be told, but I will tell you that it involved quite a surprising amount of Russian circuses.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Are Megan and Lewis in Elfen High?

Yes.

The story of how Megan got from the ISSR base in Hell (where Crowley left her) to Elfen High will never be told, but I will tell you that it involved quite a surprising amount of Russian circuses.

Or walked into the portal generator and wound up in Norwich, whereupon she caught a cab to Elfen High.

The cab contained a Russian circus, of course.

[Norvenia]

I thought we were discussing Jack Nicholson, and was quite confused.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/nicholson.html

Now the Punjabis are a tough group of people, but Nicholson – a stern, unflinchingly-badass Irishman who knew a thing or two about cracking skulls – somehow won their respect. He learned to speak Urdu. He learned their culture and their code of honor – a code of honor that demanded that no offense go unpunished – and he took it to heart. Sure, he was known for his foul temper, his authoritarian practices, and his propensity to whip out a cast iron club and beat people with it when they took too long to explain something, but Nicholson was also universally respected as fair, just, and honorable, and he brought food, medicine, aid, and order to the people of Punjab, personally adjudicating most disputes and punishing everyone from corrupt politicians to violent criminals with sentences ranging from public flogging to summary execution without trial. And he didn't have any time or interest in bullshit bureaucratic red tape, general fucking around, or anything else that required him to suffer fools. One time a psychotic religious fanatic charged him with a dagger in the middle of the street, so Nicholson flung the dude to the ground, grabbed a rifle off a British sentry, and capped the guy point-blank in the back of the head with a .577-caliber minie ball. Another time he heard a rumor that his cooks were planning on poisoning his soup, so he stormed into the kitchen and ordered them to taste it. They refused. He fed some to a monkey he found somewhere. It died. He had every cook on staff hanged from a post outside the mess hall, then went back and ate dinner. One yet another occasion, he put a huge price on the head of a notorious outlaw, but when it took bounty hunters too long to bring him in Nicholson personally rode out to the dude's village, by himself, killed the bandit leader in a sword fight, decapitated his corpse on the spot, brought the head back to Multan, and displayed it on his desk for months as a warning to everyone about what happens when they fuck with the Queen's representative in Punjab.

It took John Nicholson five years to take the most lawless, wildest region of present-day Pakistan and to not only render it completely free of crime, but to make himself so well-respected, feared, and beloved in the process that the Cult of Nikal Seyn was formed to worship "The Lion of Punjab" as a living god. As of a book I read from the 1980s, this cult was still in existence in some remote mountain regions on the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. That's like Augustus Caesar shit right there.

I just read the whole article. If I hadn't seen credible sources for this, I would never have believed it. I am so, so glad that this man existed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/nicholson.html

I just read the whole article. If I hadn't seen credible sources for this, I would never have believed it. I am so, so glad that this man existed.

"Gifted in mind and body, he was as brilliant in government as in arms. The snows of Ghazni attest his youthful fortitude; the songs of the Punjab his manly deeds; the peace of this frontier his strong rule. The enemies of his country know how terrible he was in battle, and we his friends have to recall how gentle, generous, and true he was."

We'd recruit him in battle against Heaven, but Uriel would surrender without a shot fired.

[Constaniana]

The newest political advert I'm getting it talking about "Obamacare's Nebraska Nemesis". Because if there's one thing that makes me think of an archnemesis it's a middle aged white guy with the last name "Sasse".