Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[G-Tech Corporation]

A beautiful green batman.

And people like me for it.

To be fair, it's edgy to tell the truth about developing nations and their current sucktastery, instead of only focusing on their bright future. NS loves edgy.

[Agritum]

And people like me for it.

To be fair, it's edgy to tell the truth about developing nations and their current sucktastery, instead of only focusing on their bright future. NS loves edgy.

You forgot "propose re-colonization as a solution to the issue".

You can't make a NSG thread about a developing nations and not see someone saying that.

[G-Tech Corporation]

To be fair, it's edgy to tell the truth about developing nations and their current sucktastery, instead of only focusing on their bright future. NS loves edgy.

You forgot "propose re-colonization as a solution to the issue".

You can't make a NSG thread about a developing nations and not see someone saying that.

You see, most developing nations immediateky reverted to their pre-colonial state after the British/French/Portugeuse left. Therefore the same socio-economic conditions that allowed colonization- no guns, political fragmentation, etc- are still in place in a vicious cycle, and therefore a new wave of imperialism will only end in triumph and glory for those white men who take up their burden anew.

[Agritum]

You forgot "propose re-colonization as a solution to the issue".

You can't make a NSG thread about a developing nations and not see someone saying that.

You see, most developing nations immediateky reverted to their pre-colonial state after the British/French/Portugeuse left. Therefore the same socio-economic conditions that allowed colonization- no guns, political fragmentation, etc- are still in place in a vicious cycle, and therefore a new wave of imperialism will only end in triumph and glory for those white men who take up their burden anew.

I think that's the underlying logic, yeah.

[G-Tech Corporation]

You see, most developing nations immediateky reverted to their pre-colonial state after the British/French/Portugeuse left. Therefore the same socio-economic conditions that allowed colonization- no guns, political fragmentation, etc- are still in place in a vicious cycle, and therefore a new wave of imperialism will only end in triumph and glory for those white men who take up their burden anew.

I think that's the underlying logic, yeah.

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

[Agritum]

I think that's the underlying logic, yeah.

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

Sure. What do I get if I donate €25?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

I think that's the underlying logic, yeah.

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

bitcoin or gold only pl0x

[G-Tech Corporation]

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

Sure. What do I get if I donate €25?

A shiny commemorative Kalashnikov and a picture of the child soldier your money went to enslave to fight in the struggle against the tyrannical ZANU.

[Agritum]

Sure. What do I get if I donate €25?

A shiny commemorative Kalashnikov and a picture of the child soldier your money went to enslave to fight in the struggle against the tyrannical ZANU.

Cute. Link me your kickstarter page.

[G-Tech Corporation]

A shiny commemorative Kalashnikov and a picture of the child soldier your money went to enslave to fight in the struggle against the tyrannical ZANU.

Cute. Link me your kickstarter page.

The politically correct pig-dogs at Kickstarter don't approve of me trying to conquer a country using their website.

I do accept packages of unmarked bills or Bitcoins though. Far more convenient.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Agri, do that German oneshot thing.

[The United Communist Solar Republic]

So Elfen High is basically Harry Potter meets The Avengers meets Supernatural meets The Israel-Palestine Conflict meets D&D? Also, is just a poorly veiled Harry Potter/Supernatural fanfic?

Also, could someone possibly explain the whole Powergrid thing to me? I don't really get it...

(Side note: I might put up an app, which is why I'm asking)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So Elfen High is basically Harry Potter meets The Avengers meets Supernatural meets The Israel-Palestine Conflict meets D&D? Also, is just a poorly veiled Harry Potter/Supernatural fanfic?

Also, could someone possibly explain the whole Powergrid thing to me? I don't really get it...

(Side note: I might put up an app, which is why I'm asking)

This is closed.

And nothing like what you describe.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

So Elfen High is basically Harry Potter meets The Avengers meets Supernatural meets The Israel-Palestine Conflict meets D&D? Also, is just a poorly veiled Harry Potter/Supernatural fanfic?

Also, could someone possibly explain the whole Powergrid thing to me? I don't really get it...

(Side note: I might put up an app, which is why I'm asking)

This is closed.

And nothing like what you describe.

although he does have a point with the powergrid thing
it is pretty hard to comprehend in the main

[Constaniana]

I think that's the underlying logic, yeah.

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

I'll send over a few younger sons once the personal union between the House of Const and the House of Agri is established. They can use some combat experience to help establish the Holy Britalian Empire in the chaotic aftermath of Arjun beginning his conquests of desolation.

[Agritum]

I'm crowdsourcing my reconquest of Southern Rhodesia. Would you care to contribute?

I'll send over a few younger sons once the personal union between the House of Const and the House of Agri is established. They can use some combat experience to help establish the Holy Britalian Empire in the chaotic aftermath of Arjun beginning his conquests of desolation.

All Hail The Pasta

[Constaniana]

I'll send over a few younger sons once the personal union between the House of Const and the House of Agri is established. They can use some combat experience to help establish the Holy Britalian Empire in the chaotic aftermath of Arjun beginning his conquests of desolation.

All Hail The Pasta

And the Yorkshire pudding.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Really, the sole similarity between this and Harry Potter is England, school, and magic.

That's it. It stops there.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm not sure how to explain Elfen High.

Nat, NEI, explain Elfen High.

OK, so you know Harry Potter? Forget it, because it's nothing like that.

Right. So there's this school. It's only sort of a school, though, because the last time anyone went to class after the first day was in 1926, and they got lost on the way to the bathrooms.

It's a magic school, in England, near London. There's a lot of magic, but there isn't a lot of school. It's run by Aleister Crowley (but not that one), who is the greatest hedonist to have ever lived, while also the most powerful wizard in the world. Surprisingly, this works. The staff is made up of psychopaths. Entirely. The one sanest one was a drunk half-orc who abandoned his son. Then you have the students, who are stuck-up, snotty, bratty, hormonal, and completely fucking stupid.

Everyone hates everyone, except when someone else hurts one of them, at which point the entire school beats that someone to death.

There are angels, and there are demons. They live, collectively, in Heaven - a despotic theocracy, Hell - a wasteland of the bizarre and bloodthirsty warlords who make Genghis Khan look like an amateur, and Heavensgate - a colony of Heaven's in Hell, which is the most progressive out of the three in that not everyone's life is shit (usually). They all hate each other, and humanity, and it's Elfen High's job to keep everything peaceful. Elfen High does this by being drunk (everyone, all the time), late, and inexplicably naked.

Also, there are these abominations from before time called the Fae, who are trying to kill everyone, everywhere. And then's there another abomination who is trying to kill everyone, everywhere, but even more so, called Leviathan. And then Satan and God are in there somewhere, but no one really knows how. Nor does anyone care, because they're all crippled emotionally and are shitfaced.

Also, there are dick jokes. Mainly dick jokes.

Elfen High is what happens when you give drugs to a monkey. Then you shoot that monkey in the head and give the drugs to something far, far worse.

If there's something I'll miss about this rp itself, it's the huge, massive world we've built up. There's so much shit and history here.

Which, mind, is also going to make the ending of this arc hell because of how many things we need to wrap up.

We've accidentally crafted a Tolkien-esque world, complete and resplendent in its complexity and comprehensiveness, all built around dick jokes and lesbians.

[Constaniana]

Really, the sole similarity between this and Harry Potter is England, school, and magic.

That's it. It stops there.

Though William and Neville are slightly similar. Magical Yorkshiremen with glorious swords.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Really, the sole similarity between this and Harry Potter is England, school, and magic.

That's it. It stops there.

Though William and Neville are slightly similar. Magical Yorkshiremen with glorious swords.

Neville's from Yorkshire?

[Constaniana]

Though William and Neville are slightly similar. Magical Yorkshiremen with glorious swords.

Neville's from Yorkshire?

Well, Matthew Lewis, the actor for Neville, is. I'm not sure if the books ever say where Neville comes from.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"You know, when I was 30, people used to wish I was dead to my face. That's called respect."

I like Pierce.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Britta keeps sneaking a glance at Troy's crotch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Culturally it's unacceptable, but theatrical dynamite."